Do you remember your last day at school?

Do you remember your last day at school?

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Katie Mellish

UK

#1 Feb 5, 2013
Dear readers and posters not only do i remember my last day at school i remember what i thought what i said and what i did on the last sunny day of my school life.I remember my mum getting me up for school,i got dreesed and opened the cutains and looked out of my bed room window on a warm sunny morning.I remember thinking i have never played truant in my life,ithought shall i do it today.Then i thought well what is there to do a part from hang around Boggart Hole Clough or the cemetery.Then i thought well i want to have a pint with my friends at diner time,the pubs around here won't serve me.Then i thought and i want to say goodbye to my friends-oh well i have never bunked off school in my life so why start now.I had my breakfast and a wash and left the house to catch the bus to go to school for the last time.I remember saying to my friend before our last morning registration"well this is it this is our last day"She replied"I know".Our exams were over so we had no lessons or anything to do all day but talk or read a book.For the first and last time in my educational life i never wrote anything or drew anything and no maths.Nothing nothing and more nothing thats all we done on our last day at school.At our last registration in the afternoon our form teacher gave us the greatest speech i have ever heard in my life,after that we went to our last two classes.In our last class we had a count down to the school bell ringing for home time for the last time in our school lives.Once the bell went we all said goodbye to our last teacher and we went down stairs and walked out of the school gates and door.We went to the Berwick arms on Canarvon Street i had 3 pints of cyder,after saying goodbye to my school friends or should i say ex school friends i left the pub.I was a little bit on the wobbly side when i caught the bus to come home from school for the last time.What a day that was,i remember saying to myself when i got off the bus-well thats that ive left school now thats it my school days are now over,i will never come home from school again.When you leave school thats it,it really is an end of an era a way of life that you have known almost all of your life has ended for ever,gone for good.
MichaelNewbold

Montréal, Canada

#2 Mar 25, 2016
At the College For National Matriculation in South Philadelphia, where I teach, I make sure no student forgets the last day of school. The class is separated into male and female sides. I call two girl's names, and they get up, and select a boy. He stands up, and removes his pants and underwear. One girl takes his penis in her hand, and leads him to the front of the class. He stands on a stool, hands on his head, while the other girl selects an instrument from a box. She chooses from the following: yardstick, pointer, belt, hairbrush, carpet beater, slipper, wooden spoon, car antenna, bamboo cane, or ping pong paddle.
While the first girl pulls on the boy's penis, the second spanks him. The amount of strokes is negotiable, but she must spank hard enough that he cries out, and long enough that he has tears running down his face. When finished, the second girl leads the boy by the penis back to his seat, where he gets dressed and sits down gently.
No boy or girl forgets their last day of school!

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