MaltaMon a Big Fat Zero

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Annon

Montréal, Canada

#1 Aug 1, 2013
Number of times MaltaMon has had sex with a woman:
zero.
Number of sons that MaltaMon has:
zero.
Number of boys that Bob has raped:
zero.
Number of complaints against Bob lodged with ANY police force:
zero.
Number of indictments of Bob by a grand jury:
zero.
Number of ANY government agencies "tracking" or "monitoring" Bob:
zero.
Number of police agencies, local or federal, "closing in" on Bob:
zero.
Number of government agencies reading Bob's posts:
zero.
Number of Bob's posts that have been e-mailed to the police by MaltaMon's son:
zero.
Number of police forces using MaltaMon as a volunteer to track pedophiles on line:
zero.
Number of government agencies for which MaltaMon has worked as an intelligence operative:
zero.
Number of university degrees held by MaltaMon:
zero.
Number of graduate schools in ANY country that MaltaMon has attended:
zero.
Number of pedophiles caught with the use of MaltaMon's help:
zero.
Number of "other victims" of Bob that MaltaMon has been able to track using Bob's posts:
zero.
Number of posters driven off this site by MaltaMon:
zero.
Number of times MaltaMon has threatened that Bob will be arrested "soon" or "any day now", after which Bob was arrested:
zero.
Number of times Bob has been arrested for ANY offence:
zero.
Number of years spent by Bob in Malta:
zero.
Number of times that MaltaMon has visited Montreal:
zero.
Number of people (with the exception of LineDazzle) who believe Bob raped MaltaMon's son:
zero.
LineDazzle's IQ:
zero.
Number of times LineDazzle has followed up on Bob's acceptance of LineDazzle's threat to punch Bob in the face:
zero.
Number of times that MaltaMon has given a credible explanation of why Bob has not yet been arrested:
zero.
Number of times MaltaMon has posted without making a grammatical error, a typo, or a homophobic slur:
zero.
Amount of credibility retained by MaltaMon:
zero.

Add all those zeros together and what do you get?

A big fat zero.

And that's what MaltaMon is:

A BIG FAT ZERO.
MaltaMonI

Boyertown, PA

#2 Aug 1, 2013
Lol. This Is Great . Thanks, Pedo Bob. I Love it.
Do Joint Weddings

Christchurch, UK

#3 Aug 1, 2013
Molly is a Penis-sylvanian Paedophiladelphian this is Sandusky uniforms y'all.

Adaire, Alexander
Gym uniform is Navy Blue sweat pants and a solid White top
Flip flops, slides or open-back footback footwear are not permitted
Hoodies and logos are not permitted

Alcorn, James
Khaki pants or skirt
Navy or White collared shirt-must be tucked in
Black or Brown shoes/sneakers


Allen, Ethan
Navy pants or skirts, White or Light Blue collared shirts
Allen, Ethel Promise Academy

Anne Frank
Navy or Khaki pants, White, Navy or Light Blue Shirt

Arthur, Chester A.
Navy pants, White or Light Blue shirt
Arts Academy @ Benjamin Rush
*Please call the school directly to obtain uniform colors.


All students wear pants -Attention Girls- No skorts, jumpers or skirts
Barton, Clara
Khaki pants, Navy shirt
Bartram, John (Main)
Black or Gray pants, White/Black shirt (must be purchased at the school)
Beeber, Dimner
Khaki pants, Navy Blue (golf) shirt
Bethune, Mary McLeod
Navy pants/skirts/jumpers, Light Blue collared tops
Sweaters must be solid Light Blue or Navy Blue (No hoodies)

Central High School
Solid pants Spirit attire, Solid shirt Spirit attire
Childs, George W.



Disston, Hamilton
Khaki or Black pants, Navy Blue Polo shirt
Flip flops, slides or open-back/open front footwear, shower shoes, sandals, mules, water shoes or slippers are not permitted
Hoodies MAY NOT BE WORN IN CLASS or DURING THE SCHOOL DAY
Non-school logos are not permitted
Denim is not permitted

Pants must be worn around the waist and must fit securely to prevent indecent exposure
Earrings larger than a quarter are not permitted in school. Large hoop earrings and other large jewelry are not permitted due to safety concerns

Fell, Newlin D.

Students are to wear Black pants or girls can wear Black skirts that are to the knee. Students may opt to wear Black shorts from September through October 31, 2012. They may start wearing Black shorts again from May 1, 2013 through the end of the school year.
Feltonville School of Arts & Sciences
Gym Uniform:
Navy Blue sweatpants w/school logo or gym shorts w/school logo
Navy Blue tee shirt w/school logo or sweatshirt with school logo
Sneakers

Feltonville Intermediate School
Gym Uniforms: Black sweatpants with green t-shirts

Fox Chase
Khaki pants, Navy shirt

Frankford High School
Khaki or Navy Blue pants, Red, Blue or Yellow collared Shirts w/logo
Furness, Horace
Black Pants or Skirts, Gray Shirt with Collar and FHS Logo (No denim jeans, hoodies or sweatshirts permitted in the school building.)

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Hackett, Horatio
Navy pants, skirt, jumper and Light Blue collared shirt
Hamilton, Andrew
Regular Uniform:
All 6th grade students will wear a red collared golf shirt without logos and black pants (not jeans or athletic pants).


Gym Uniform
All students will wear either a plain red t-shirt and plain black shorts and in the Winter they may wear a plain red sweatshirt and plain black sweatpants/athletic pants.

**(Gym Uniform: Navy Blue T-Shirt or Sweat Shirt and Navy Blue Sweat Pants)

http://webgui.phila.k12.pa.us/offices/p/publi...
Phil

Christchurch, UK

#5 Aug 1, 2013
http://www.thecourierexpress.com/news/state/a...

Pa. man arrested at Conn. festival after nude swim
StoryCommentsPrint Create a hardcopy of this page Font Size: Default font size Larger font size 0.Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 5:08 pm | Updated: 5:03 pm, Tue Jul 30, 2013.

Pa. man arrested at Conn. festival after nude swim Associated Press | 0 comments

A Pennsylvania man has been arrested after police say he emerged from a nude swim in Long Island Sound and attended a concert at a nearby park.

Moll Turd Man of Scranton, Pa., was charged with breach of peace on Sunday. Bridgeport police say the 30-year-old man refused to cooperate with security at the Gathering of the Vibes music festival and fled from officers.

Police spokesman William Kaempffer said the incident began at about 3:30 a.m. when the festival's security tried to detain Molly, described by Kaempffer as out of control.

Police say they threatened Molly with a stun gun if he didn't drop to the ground. Kaempffer said Molly ignored the order and a stun gun was used.

It was not known Monday if Molly is represented by a line Dazzle.
Line Dazzle

Christchurch, UK

#6 Aug 1, 2013
http://www.asstr.org/~puericil/mod_boy.html
Swimming Pennsylvania Style
by Sir Cum Sizemore
On a winter break vacation visit with his aunt and cousins twelve year old Jack discovers to his dismay that swimming Pennsylvania style can be a very embarrassing and humiliating undertaking. Adding to his chagrin, he further learns that when surrounded by people who believe boys shouldn't be so modest the embarrassment and humiliation occurs not only at the high school swimming pool but elsewhere also
Shortly after my twelfth birthday, I was visiting my maternal aunt and her brood of children—four boys and a girl. Kevin her oldest boy was two years my junior. Kathleen her girl was my age. The other three boys were, at the time, three, seven and eight years of age.
It was during the winter break from school. The temperature was quite cold and there was probably a foot of two day old snow still on the ground.
"Hey, Jack, you want to go to the pool?" My cousin shouted as he approached. It was the middle of winter break and I couldn't imagine the kid wanting to go to the pool. In my twelve year old mind, ten year olds were just plain stupid.
"What pool, Kevin? I mean look we're up to our asses in snow here? You gonna break the ice or am I?"
"No, the pool at the high school. It's opened for boys today at one o'clock."
"For boys? Not boys and girls?"
"No, the girls have mornings on Thursdays and the boys have afternoons. All the girls can do is watch while we swim in the afternoon."
Not having been a regular visitor to the northwestern Pennsylvania area, I had no idea of the amenities available nor the rules for participating in them.
"Yeah, ask your mom. We can go swim for awhile. Sure beats just playing in the snow. It'd be kind of different to swim in the winter for a change." Our schools in New Hampshire didn't have pools that I knew of so I assumed it must be something for "wealthier" Pennsylvanians. I mean we had schools, but none with pools that I remember.
My aunt agreed. I think half to calm the restlessness of the males as Bobby the seven year old and Richie the eight (soon to be nine) year old were almost literally climbing the walls after having come in from a short spell in the backyard building a snowman. They wanted to join us. Kathleen was commandeered by my aunt to come along to watch Billy, the three year old, as he was too young to participate. We all piled into the family station wagon and began the trip to the school. It didn't dawn on me that we had not packed or picked up swim suits or shorts prior to leaving until we were parking in the school's half filled parking lot.
"Hey, we forgot something!" I said with a told you so attitude.
Aunt Jean was first to respond, "What did we forget?"
"Suits. Swimming suits or shorts. How we gonna swim?"
She smiled and said, "Oh boys swim nude here. You won't need a suit. You 'skinny dip'." She giggled at the thought of such an uninformed remark.
As I entered I could smell the chlorine and hear splashing from behind the doors to the pool. Kevin opened them to the pool deck. There must have been twenty or more boys ranging in age from six to ten or eleven swimming, walking around on the deck, or sitting on the bottom bench of the bleachers all completely nude. Two of the walkers had noticeable boners. Their hardened penises swayed back and forth as they obliviously walked to the side of the pool to jump in.
What immediately caught my attention was the collection of women, obviously mothers and grandmothers, but also school age girls and younger children of both genders sitting in the bleachers talking and staring at the boys who were swimming. One lady, I surmised was a mother, had a camera and was taking pictures of the nude boys around the pool. It was like a big coffee clutch. The girls were more amused by the boys than each other. I noticed a few of them pointing at one boy or another and giggling.
LineDazzle

Christchurch, UK

#7 Aug 1, 2013
http://www.asstr.org/~puericil/Sizemore/SPS1_...

Swimming Pennsylvania Style Chapter 1
By Sir Cum Sizemore aka Line Dazzle

Shortly after my twelfth birthday, I was visiting my maternal aunt and her brood of children—four boys and a girl. Kevin her oldest boy was two years my junior. Kathleen her girl was my age. The other three boys were, at the time, three, seven and eight years of age.

It was during the winter break from school. The temperature was quite cold and there was probably a foot of two day old snow still on the ground.

"Yeah, ask your mom. We can go swim for awhile. Sure beats just playing in the snow. It'd be kind of different to swim in the winter for a change." Our schools in New Hampshire didn't have pools that I knew of so I assumed it must be something for "wealthier" Pennsylvanians. I mean we had schools, but none with pools that I remember.

My aunt agreed. I think half to calm the restlessness of the males as Bobby the seven year old and Richie the eight (soon to be nine) year old were almost literally climbing the walls after having come in from a short spell in the backyard building a snowman. They wanted to join us. Kathleen was commandeered by my aunt to come along to watch Billy, the three year old, as he was too young to participate. We all piled into the family station wagon and began the trip to the school. It didn't dawn on me that we had not packed or picked up swim suits or shorts prior to leaving until we were parking in the school's half filled parking lot.

Aunt Jean was first to respond, "What did we forget?"

"Suits. Swimming suits or shorts. How we gonna swim?"

She smiled and said, "Oh boys swim nude here. You won't need a suit. You 'skinny dip'." She giggled at the thought of such an uninformed remark.

"What?"

She clarified, "Boys swim naked in the pool at the school. That's why you have your own time set aside. We couldn't have you swimming naked with the little girls now could we?"

I had swum naked in the lake at the scout camp, but I'd never heard of doing it in a public school, much less with an audience of mixed gender adults and children.

As I entered I could smell the chlorine and hear splashing from behind the doors to the pool. Kevin opened them to the pool deck. There must have been twenty or more boys ranging in age from six to ten or eleven swimming, walking around on the deck, or sitting on the bottom bench of the bleachers all completely nude. Two of the walkers had noticeable boners. Their hardened penises swayed back and forth as they obliviously walked to the side of the pool to jump in.

What immediately caught my attention was the collection of women, obviously mothers and grandmothers, but also school age girls and younger children of both genders sitting in the bleachers talking and staring at the boys who were swimming. One lady, I surmised was a mother, had a camera and was taking pictures of the nude boys around the pool. It was like a big coffee clutch. The girls were more amused by the boys than each other. I noticed a few of them pointing at one boy or another and giggling.

As I got to the water I jumped in the deep end. I remember thinking the game plan should be to hug the side of the pool until it was time to go. Keep as much exposure as possible from the probing eyes of all the folks in the bleachers. Kevin swam over to me and grabbed my penis jokingly. "Saw Mrs. Rankin looking at it. She's a little weird, isn't she?"

That evening I was made to shower with Kevin.
That night, after we were sent to bed, Kevin did offer to "play with" my "wiener". I must admit the temptation was to strip and let him, but my better angels took over. He removed his pajamas and walked around the bedroom totally nude sporting a boner.
Maltamoron

Christchurch, UK

#8 Aug 1, 2013
Line Dazzle wrote:
http://www.asstr.org/~puericil /mod_boy.html
Swimming Pennsylvania Style
by Sir Cum Sizemore
On a winter break vacation visit with his aunt and cousins twelve year old Jack discovers to his dismay that swimming Pennsylvania style can be a very embarrassing and humiliating undertaking. Adding to his chagrin, he further learns that when surrounded by people who believe boys shouldn't be so modest the embarrassment and humiliation occurs not only at the high school swimming pool but elsewhere also
Shortly after my twelfth birthday, I was visiting my maternal aunt and her brood of children—four boys and a girl. Kevin her oldest boy was two years my junior. Kathleen her girl was my age. The other three boys were, at the time, three, seven and eight years of age.
It was during the winter break from school. The temperature was quite cold and there was probably a foot of two day old snow still on the ground.
"Hey, Jack, you want to go to the pool?" My cousin shouted as he approached. It was the middle of winter break and I couldn't imagine the kid wanting to go to the pool. In my twelve year old mind, ten year olds were just plain stupid.
"What pool, Kevin? I mean look we're up to our asses in snow here? You gonna break the ice or am I?"
"No, the pool at the high school. It's opened for boys today at one o'clock."
"For boys? Not boys and girls?"
"No, the girls have mornings on Thursdays and the boys have afternoons. All the girls can do is watch while we swim in the afternoon."
Not having been a regular visitor to the northwestern Pennsylvania area, I had no idea of the amenities available nor the rules for participating in them.
"Yeah, ask your mom. We can go swim for awhile. Sure beats just playing in the snow. It'd be kind of different to swim in the winter for a change." Our schools in New Hampshire didn't have pools that I knew of so I assumed it must be something for "wealthier" Pennsylvanians. I mean we had schools, but none with pools that I remember.
My aunt agreed. I think half to calm the restlessness of the males as Bobby the seven year old and Richie the eight (soon to be nine) year old were almost literally climbing the walls after having come in from a short spell in the backyard building a snowman. They wanted to join us. Kathleen was commandeered by my aunt to come along to watch Billy, the three year old, as he was too young to participate. We all piled into the family station wagon and began the trip to the school. It didn't dawn on me that we had not packed or picked up swim suits or shorts prior to leaving until we were parking in the school's half filled parking lot.
"Hey, we forgot something!" I said with a told you so attitude.
Aunt Jean was first to respond, "What did we forget?"
"Suits. Swimming suits or shorts. How we gonna swim?"
She smiled and said, "Oh boys swim nude here. You won't need a suit. You 'skinny dip'." She giggled at the thought of such an uninformed remark.
As I entered I could smell the chlorine and hear splashing from behind the doors to the pool. Kevin opened them to the pool deck. There must have been twenty or more boys ranging in age from six to ten or eleven swimming, walking around on the deck, or sitting on the bottom bench of the bleachers all completely nude. Two of the walkers had noticeable boners. Their hardened penises swayed back and forth as they obliviously walked to the side of the pool to jump in.
What immediately caught my attention was the collection of women, obviously mothers and grandmothers, but also school age girls and younger children of both genders sitting in the bleachers talking and staring at the boys who were swimming. One lady, I surmised was a mother, had a camera and was taking pictures of the nude boys around the pool. It was like a big coffee clutch. The girls were more amused by the boys than each other. I noticed a few of them pointing at one boy or another and giggling.
Y'all sick DJ this not happen in PA!
MaltaMon

Philadelphia, PA

#9 Aug 1, 2013
Funny, isn't it? The last five postings under four different identities all originated from the same location in the UK. Gee, I suppose we're all much too stupid to have noticed or, indeed, to think that despite so many different names, they all could have been written and posted by the same childish pervert..
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#11 Aug 1, 2013
Funny, isn't it? MaltaMon did not refute one of the 'zero' comments about him.
Because, being a big fat zero, he can't.

Hahahahahaha!

What a loser!

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#12 Aug 1, 2013
The only one who believes anything that MaltoMoron says is his butt boy Lino.
MaltaMon

Hegins, PA

#13 Aug 1, 2013
Zuiko wrote:
The only one who believes anything that MaltoMoron says is his butt boy Lino.
Lol. Right, right. And everyone believes everything you say, including this. Lol. Zwacko, you're a laugh a minute.
Maltamoron

Southampton, UK

#14 Aug 2, 2013
MaltaMon wrote:
<quoted text> Lol. Right, right. And everyone believes everything you say, including this. Lol. Zwacko, you're a laugh a minute.
I may be a big fat zero but I will always be Line Dazzle's hero & Phil will be my naked Emporer Nero!
MaltaMon

Trenton, NJ

#15 Aug 2, 2013
Maltamoron wrote:
<quoted text>
I may be a big fat zero but I will always be Line Dazzle's hero & Phil will be my naked Emporer Nero!
This is fast becoming my favorite thread. After the historical "When Zuiko Was Sir Arthur" thread, of course. Thanks very much, Pedo Bob of Dorval, Canada, for creating it. It's terribly flattering, and quite fun, too.
MaltaMon

Philadelphia, PA

#16 Aug 3, 2013
It would appear,,Pedo Bob, that only Zuiko/ DJW is interested in this thread of yours. I'm disappointed. This had the potential to be the best "Bob Thread" of all.
Maltamon

Taunton, UK

#17 Aug 3, 2013
When Cal Dad gets access to a computer in prison I'm sure he'll support you Molly. Looks like Sir Arthur is still looking for his guinevere.
djw

Taunton, UK

#18 Aug 3, 2013
You cant dodge this one Maltamom your old Paedophiladelphian high school.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyu857_naked...
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#19 Aug 3, 2013
MaltaMon wrote:
<quoted text> This is fast becoming my favorite thread. After the historical "When Zuiko Was Sir Arthur" thread, of course. Thanks very much, Pedo Bob of Dorval, Canada, for creating it. It's terribly flattering, and quite fun, too.
Hey moron, why don't you try refuting some of the comments against you in post #1?

You know the answer: because they're all true!

Hahahahahaha!

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#20 Aug 3, 2013
Bob wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey moron, why don't you try refuting some of the comments against you in post #1?
You know the answer: because they're all true!
Hahahahahaha!
He can't refute any of them because he knows they are all true.
Looks like the blabbering moron has been outed once again, this time on ALL counts.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#21 Aug 3, 2013
The big blabbering moron, also known as the big blabbering ZERO.

Hahahahahahaha!
MaltaMon

Philadelphia, PA

#22 Aug 4, 2013
Zuiko wrote:
<quoted text>
He can't refute any of them because he knows they are all true.
Looks like the blabbering moron has been outed once again, this time on ALL counts.
Zwacko, none of them is true. Not a one. It's interesting that you won't even attempt to refute all those historical documents of yours that I have re-posted to put the real you on display. The reason for your failure to challenge their veracity is that you cannot. They are your own words, your own thoughts, your own original posts. I back my charges against you with hard evidence. You and Pedo Bob can't do that with what you two swinging, swishing hemosexual child predators post about me.(Back in your days as Sir Arthur, you once posted, "Opinions are not proofs" (sic) I agree. So I don't find Pedo Bob's statement at all interesting. It's just more of his nonsense, which isn't much different from yours... although I can't find evidence that Pedo B ever posted child pornogrsphy on Topix, as you have.

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