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#1 Feb 2, 2014
I enjoyed nude swimming in HS. I also liked the fact that at times guys would have to swim nude with paddle welts on their butts.
MaltaMon

Dorval, Canada

#2 Feb 3, 2014
Jeff'm, please give Phil and myself more details. We want to know exactly what happened.
MaltaMon

York, PA

#3 Feb 3, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
Jeff'm, please give Phil and myself more details. We want to know exactly what happened.
"Jeff'm", please direct whatever reply you may have to the, uh, "MAN" who actually made the request: Pedo Bob of Dorval, Canada. You must forgive Pedo Bob for his shyness. He's embarrassed to be caught showing interest in tales of naked schoolboys, so he uses my screen name as a disguise. His location, of course, gives him away every time. He's had difficulty disguising that. Ciao.(PS. This thread you have created is entirely unnecessary. There are many others already established that to accommodate guys like you)
Dartmouth Jeers Women

Yelverton, UK

#4 Feb 4, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
<quoted text> "Jeff'm", please direct whatever reply you may have to the, uh, "MAN" who actually made the request: Pedo Bob of Dorval, Canada. You must forgive Pedo Bob for his shyness. He's embarrassed to be caught showing interest in tales of naked schoolboys, so he uses my screen name as a disguise. His location, of course, gives him away every time. He's had difficulty disguising that. Ciao.(PS. This thread you have created is entirely unnecessary. There are many others already established that to accommodate guys like you)
Maltamon is instantly attracted to Jeffrey Dahmer's posts like a fly to excrement.

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No to paddling or male poolside nudity. Phil will have to keep his briefs on!
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#5 Feb 4, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
<quoted text> "Jeff'm", please direct whatever reply you may have to the, uh, "MAN" who actually made the request: Pedo Bob of Dorval, Canada. You must forgive Pedo Bob for his shyness. He's embarrassed to be caught showing interest in tales of naked schoolboys, so he uses my screen name as a disguise. His location, of course, gives him away every time. He's had difficulty disguising that. Ciao.(PS. This thread you have created is entirely unnecessary. There are many others already established that to accommodate guys like you)
Jeff'm, the man you need to reply to is MaltaMon the Molester, who flies to Dorval regularly, to pick up francophone call boys which he has a weekness for. He claims to be visiting a non-existant "gay" son who goes to McGill, but we all know the truth.
He posts under MaltaMon from the internet cafe at the airport motel, hence the location. His attempts to credit me for his homosexual pedophilia are pathetic.
MaltaMon

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Feb 5, 2014
Hence the location? How do you explain the post from Pennsylvania minutes later? Find something to do, Bob, that a normal gay man in his fifties would do. What you do is simply childish and perverted.
Phil

Bath, UK

#7 Feb 5, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
Hence the location? How do you explain the post from Pennsylvania minutes later? Find something to do, Bob, that a normal gay man in his fifties would do. What you do is simply childish and perverted.
My name is Phil from Manchester and I run my own Queer Quebec dating site for Maltamon




As you may gather, I like all thing that is flashy or is in the nude. This is very plain dance, ballet, but she is lovely girl showing us everything and I applaud her. And I behaved. I did not touch myself once.&#65279;

My idol Maltamon says


porn? porn is the explicit representation of sex acts with the intention of provoking arousal in the viewer. This is not porn at all! it´s just a girl dancing naked. Nudity is not porn, nor is dancing&#65279;

I recommend it for all Penis-sylvanian schools
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#8 Feb 5, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
Hence the location? How do you explain the post from Pennsylvania minutes later? Find something to do, Bob, that a normal gay man in his fifties would do. What you do is simply childish and perverted.
I am not in my fifties, and nor am I gay.(and nor did I rape your non-existent son); but clearly you sir, are gay and in your fifties, with nothing better to do than visit a site daily to see what tales of pedophilic fantasy that DJW and myself have concocted for your and Pedo Phil's pleasure.
And you never let us down!

Hahahahahaha!
Phil

Faringdon, UK

#9 Feb 6, 2014
Bob wrote:
<quoted text>
I am not in my fifties, and nor am I gay.(and nor did I rape your non-existent son); but clearly you sir, are gay and in your fifties, with nothing better to do than visit a site daily to see what tales of pedophilic fantasy that DJW and myself have concocted for your and Pedo Phil's pleasure.
And you never let us down!
Hahahahahaha!
" tales of pedophilic fantasy that DJW and myself have concocted..."

Thanks for the admission that you have a fetish for writing pedo fantasies.
Rest assured that unlike you they do nothing for me but someone who takes time to think of and write such things clearly has issues.
MaltaMon

Oaklyn, NJ

#10 Feb 6, 2014
Pedo Bob, Yes, I'm in my fifties, but how is it "clear" that,I'm gay? In fact, I'm straight, married and a father of three. So how is the opposite of that "clear"? You, on the other hand (and by your own very recent admission) are in league with one who very clearly is a homosexual pedophile, DJW, to create what you admit are "pedophile fantasies". It is therefore quite "clear" what YOU are, Bob. Lol. Heterosexual men do not, for ANY reason, create sexual fantasies about young schoolboys, much less post them and defend them publicly. You don't realize how silly you are and appear to all (other than to "DJW" & his aliases and "coyote") who read your postings. If anyone here (other than DJW or his Zuiko aliases or coyote) actually believes that Pedo Bob is, as he says, "not homosexual" and not a pedophile, I ask that he (or they) kindly post below. Thank you.
MaltaMon

Oaklyn, NJ

#11 Feb 6, 2014
Also, Pedo Bob, no heterosexual man (or woman) would defend DJW and his sick perverted posts. Straight adults just cannot fathom that there is any enjoyment to be derived from imagining young boys naked or in situations involving their interaction with sexually abusive adults. That you cannot comprehend that, Bob, is sufficient proof that you very clearly are not a heterosexual man. That your sexual fantasies and scenarios always involve naked boys is sufficient proof that you are a pedophile. Your protests to the contrary convince nobody, Bob. Whatever you do from now on, can't you at least refrain from posting those boy fantasies? Please, Bob. Nobody but DJW wants to read them.
MaltaMon

Oaklyn, NJ

#12 Feb 6, 2014
As for the "gentleman" who created this thread, I have serious doubts about you, too. The bit about the welts gives you away. No normal, straight, sexually well-adjusted adult would enjoy that fantasy.
dance Jazz wheels

Yelverton, UK

#13 Feb 6, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
As for the "gentleman" who created this thread, I have serious doubts about you, too. The bit about the welts gives you away. No normal, straight, sexually well-adjusted adult would enjoy that fantasy.
Unless they were from Paedophiladelphia Penis-sylvania and they had a pervy penpal called Phil from the Wo-manchester Stammer school.

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/cornell-u...

Phil asks

Okay, so I have a few questions. I hope some of you who are already at Cornell or graduated from it are able to answer.
I want to learn how to swim and I'm a transfer with 30 credits so I'm exempt from taking the swim test, yet I still want to learn how to swim.
1) Is it really true (because I'm getting mixed signals) that if I do decide to take the swim classes, I would end up having to take the swim test?
2) Are Teagle and Helen Newman gender based or something for swimming? Like do they put females in one pool/gym and guys in the other for the swim classes? If not, is there a preference you may have for the better gym (I know that sounds retarded)?
3) Do they let ppl shower after the swim class at the gym or do you just have to wait til you go back to your dorm?

Maltamon says

1) If you pass the swim test at any time, you can be exempted from the swim classes. Otherwise, you must take 2 semesters of swimming. If you can't pass then, they consider it their fault since they can't teach it.
2) Men are in Teagle, Women are in Helen Newman
3) I'd assume they let people shower at the swim class, since changerooms generally have showers. However, if you have a class immediately after, you may have to pass on a shower until later.

http://www.thecollegiateblog.org/2012/12/09/c...

Maltamon rules

Dartmouth College

There are two naked challenges to participate in: the Ledyard Challenge and the Blue Light Challenge. For the Ledyard Challenge, students must swim naked across the Connecticut bridge and run back across the bridge (still naked).

For the Blue Light Challenge, streaking students try to press the alarm on every single blue light emergency phone on campus. Oh, and there’s a Thursday Night Streaking Club.

Phils rules

http://www.campusrec.neu.edu/aquatics/rules.p...

No horseplay or running on the deck will be permitted at any time.

All male pool users must wear a conventional one piece swimming suit. All female pool users must wear a conventional one piece swimming suit or a moderate to conservative cut, 2 piece suit.(Cut-offs, running shorts, gym shorts,running tights, or any other clothing, are prohibited).

All pool users must take a nude shower before entering the pool.(this is mandated by the State of Massachusetts)

Lifeguards reserve the right to administer a swim test to any individual, any time they think it necessary. They may remove any individual from the pool from the pool at any time.

I bet Phil is getting erect right now!
Phil

Manchester, UK

#14 Feb 6, 2014
dance Jazz wheels wrote:
<quoted text>
Unless they were from Paedophiladelphia Penis-sylvania and they had a pervy penpal called Phil from the Wo-manchester Stammer school.
http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/cornell-u...
Phil asks
Okay, so I have a few questions. I hope some of you who are already at Cornell or graduated from it are able to answer.
I want to learn how to swim and I'm a transfer with 30 credits so I'm exempt from taking the swim test, yet I still want to learn how to swim.
1) Is it really true (because I'm getting mixed signals) that if I do decide to take the swim classes, I would end up having to take the swim test?
2) Are Teagle and Helen Newman gender based or something for swimming? Like do they put females in one pool/gym and guys in the other for the swim classes? If not, is there a preference you may have for the better gym (I know that sounds retarded)?
3) Do they let ppl shower after the swim class at the gym or do you just have to wait til you go back to your dorm?
Maltamon says
1) If you pass the swim test at any time, you can be exempted from the swim classes. Otherwise, you must take 2 semesters of swimming. If you can't pass then, they consider it their fault since they can't teach it.
2) Men are in Teagle, Women are in Helen Newman
3) I'd assume they let people shower at the swim class, since changerooms generally have showers. However, if you have a class immediately after, you may have to pass on a shower until later.
http://www.thecollegiateblog.org/2012/12/09/c...
Maltamon rules
Dartmouth College
There are two naked challenges to participate in: the Ledyard Challenge and the Blue Light Challenge. For the Ledyard Challenge, students must swim naked across the Connecticut bridge and run back across the bridge (still naked).
For the Blue Light Challenge, streaking students try to press the alarm on every single blue light emergency phone on campus. Oh, and there’s a Thursday Night Streaking Club.
Phils rules
http://www.campusrec.neu.edu/aquatics/rules.p...
No horseplay or running on the deck will be permitted at any time.
All male pool users must wear a conventional one piece swimming suit. All female pool users must wear a conventional one piece swimming suit or a moderate to conservative cut, 2 piece suit.(Cut-offs, running shorts, gym shorts,running tights, or any other clothing, are prohibited).
All pool users must take a nude shower before entering the pool.(this is mandated by the State of Massachusetts)
Lifeguards reserve the right to administer a swim test to any individual, any time they think it necessary. They may remove any individual from the pool from the pool at any time.
I bet Phil is getting erect right now!
The only people getting turned on by your childish drivel are you and Bob as it is clear neither of you enjoy or have enjoyed the pleasures of the opposite sex.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#15 Feb 6, 2014
Phil wrote:
<quoted text>
" tales of pedophilic fantasy that DJW and myself have concocted..."
Thanks for the admission that you have a fetish for writing pedo fantasies.
Rest assured that unlike you they do nothing for me but someone who takes time to think of and write such things clearly has issues.
I never admitted I have a fetish for writing pedo fantasies. I am amused that concocting such drivel continually actracts MaltaMon the Molester and yourself. You say above that they do nothing for you, but you check in every day to read what DJW and I have written.
I have no issues. I know what smut is, and I write it to prove my point that you and MaltaMon the Molester are the actual pedophiles.
It's like a baker who doesn't like or eat donuts, but makes them anyway, and every day the same two guys come into his shop and criticize his donuts, say they are garbage, not worth eating, only junk food for fat people, etc. etc., yet buy a dozen anyway. And every day for two years these two A-holes come in and criticize the donuts, but never leave without buying at least a dozen or two to eat on the way home. And those two losers are MaltaMon the Molester and Pedo Phil.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#16 Feb 6, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
Pedo Bob, Yes, I'm in my fifties, but how is it "clear" that,I'm gay? In fact, I'm straight, married and a father of three. So how is the opposite of that "clear"? You, on the other hand (and by your own very recent admission) are in league with one who very clearly is a homosexual pedophile, DJW, to create what you admit are "pedophile fantasies". It is therefore quite "clear" what YOU are, Bob. Lol. Heterosexual men do not, for ANY reason, create sexual fantasies about young schoolboys, much less post them and defend them publicly. You don't realize how silly you are and appear to all (other than to "DJW" & his aliases and "coyote") who read your postings. If anyone here (other than DJW or his Zuiko aliases or coyote) actually believes that Pedo Bob is, as he says, "not homosexual" and not a pedophile, I ask that he (or they) kindly post below. Thank you.
Because only a gay pedophile would check in daily, or multiple times a day, to read what he calls pedophilic pornography. That's why it is clear that you are gay.
Straight, married, father of three? Don't make me laugh. More likely straight-acting, married to Phil, and have molested three boys.
Heterosexual men who wish to mock morons who falsely accuse them of child rape DO create sexual fantasies about young schoolboys, to show that the morons who check in daily to read these stories are the actual homosexual pedophiles.
Don't expect anyone to "kindly post below", because no one other than you and Pedo Phil read these stories.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#17 Feb 6, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
Also, Pedo Bob, no heterosexual man (or woman) would defend DJW and his sick perverted posts. Straight adults just cannot fathom that there is any enjoyment to be derived from imagining young boys naked or in situations involving their interaction with sexually abusive adults. That you cannot comprehend that, Bob, is sufficient proof that you very clearly are not a heterosexual man. That your sexual fantasies and scenarios always involve naked boys is sufficient proof that you are a pedophile. Your protests to the contrary convince nobody, Bob. Whatever you do from now on, can't you at least refrain from posting those boy fantasies? Please, Bob. Nobody but DJW wants to read them.
"Please, Bob. Nobody but DJW wants to read them."? Oh but I disagree. YOU and PEDO PHIL want to read them. Oh yes. That's why you check in every day to read them.
Major bestselling american authors can only dream of their readers and fans checking in EVERY DAY to read whatever they write.
If you want to attract flies, use fresh manure. You call my writing crap, but this crap attracts you two filth flies on a regular daily basis. I'm flattered.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#18 Feb 6, 2014
Phil wrote:
<quoted text>
The only people getting turned on by your childish drivel are you and Bob as it is clear neither of you enjoy or have enjoyed the pleasures of the opposite sex.
Pedo Phil, the only people getting turned on by my childish drivel are yourself and MaltaMon the Molester. You guys check in to read this "childish drivel" every day. That's telling.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#19 Feb 6, 2014
MaltaMon wrote:
As for the "gentleman" who created this thread, I have serious doubts about you, too. The bit about the welts gives you away. No normal, straight, sexually well-adjusted adult would enjoy that fantasy.
MaltaMon the Molester just outed himself. He states: "no normal, straight, sexually well-adjusted adult would enjoy that fantasy."
Well, only an abnormal, homosexual, sexually deviant pedophile would check in every day on a forum that features such fantasies.
So by his own definition, he himself and his bum-chum Pedo Phil are homosexual deviant pedophiles.

Hahahahahahaha!

What a pair of morons!
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#20 Feb 6, 2014
Hey jeff'm, you'd better watch out! MaltaMon the Molester has serious doubts about you. That means that you raped his son, the police are tracking you, and you will be arrested any day now. Or at least soon.
Because you can be tracked. And you are.
The wheels of justice are turning!
Hahahahahahaha!
(the only thing really turning is MaltaMon the Molester's well-oiled dildo as he rotates it in his behind.)

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