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MaltaMon

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Bonb wrote:
You said I couldn't take a punch in the face, LineDazzle.
I'm still waiting for you to come and prove it...
Tell you what: I'll take off my clothes and I'll be nude while you attempt to punch me. I know this will seriously shake your psyche, as we know you're uncomfortable with male nudity and have 'issues' about homo-erotic situations.
Either way, you're going home in traction.
Hahahahahaha!
Wimp.
Another phony threat from a genuine coward. The threat is phony because you know that you and Line shall, never meet. Not ever. I don't understand, however, why you say that you would prefer to be nude. Did you get off as you wrote, "I ll take off my clothes"? Why would anyone want you to do that, Bob? That's very, very strange..
Bob

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MaltaMon wrote:
<quoted text> Another phony threat from a genuine coward. The threat is phony because you know that you and Line shall, never meet. Not ever. I don't understand, however, why you say that you would prefer to be nude. Did you get off as you wrote, "I ll take off my clothes"? Why would anyone want you to do that, Bob? That's very, very strange..
I explained the nudity, moron. Go back and read the post again.
And my threat is not empty. LineMoron said I couldn't take a punch in the face. I said come and do it. I'm still waiting.
And speaking of which, you said I raped your son. I said come and get me. I'm still waiting.

So really, you're the coward offering phony threats. Because you know you and I will never meet. Because despite your pompous threats, you don't know who I am, and have never been to Montreal, and have no intention of ever coming here. And you don't have a son. So mangez la marde, sucka!
MaltaMon

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Bob wrote:
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I explained the nudity, moron. Go back and read the post again.
And my threat is not empty. LineMoron said I couldn't take a punch in the face. I said come and do it. I'm still waiting.
And speaking of which, you said I raped your son. I said come and get me. I'm still waiting.
So really, you're the coward offering phony threats. Because you know you and I will never meet. Because despite your pompous threats, you don't know who I am, and have never been to Montreal, and have no intention of ever coming here. And you don't have a son. So mangez la marde, sucka!
Your explanation? Nobody wants you to take off your clothes, except to wash them. Nobody wants to see you naked. Nobody. As for "never" having been to Montreal, I lived in Montreal for years, idiot. My kids went to school there, and my oldest, whom you have met, went to CEGEP and attends university there. And the word is "merde". Not "marde", asshole.
Bob

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#923
Jun 24, 2013
 
More proof that you've never been to Montreal:

Look up "marde" on urbandictionary dot com, or wiktionary dot org. You'll see who's right.

I'll spare you the trouble: I'm right.

So you can, as we say in Quebec, mange la marde.

Hahahahaha!
MaltaMon

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#925
Jun 24, 2013
 
I"m not a native of Montreal and don't speak the "urban" argot. I didn't when I lived in Paris, where I both worked and attended graduate school for more than twice as long. "Merde" is the most common vulgarity in the French language--to the extent that, just as "shit" has become in English, it is perceived as vulgar only among those "d'un certain age", like coyote. But then, having just moved to Montreal barely 14 months ago from Toronto, how the hell would you know?
MaltaMon

Elysburg, PA

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Tu ne parles point la langue de la region ou tu habites. Je suis tout a fait etonne que tu essaie de me persuader que tu es francophone. Mais c'est l'authenticite qui t'echappe, qui fait bon marche de ce numero de comedie que tu presentes. Comme je t'ai dit plusieurs fois, Va te faire enculer, espece de pede.
djw

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#927
Jun 25, 2013
 
Onculait
LineDazzle

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Jun 25, 2013
 
Bob wrote:
More proof that you've never been to Montreal:
Look up "marde" on urbandictionary dot com, or wiktionary dot org. You'll see who's right.
I'll spare you the trouble: I'm right.
So you can, as we say in Quebec, mange la marde.
Hahahahaha!
I already have, kid. And I was proven right.
djw

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#929
Jun 25, 2013
 
LineDazzle wrote:
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I already have, kid. And I was proven right.
The Abergele angel can't speak welsh but if he could he would run naked down the valleys shaking his belly button to make love to the mutton.

You know he is in too deep when he chases the sheep.

Wham bam thank you malta ma'am it is time to slam in the lamb!

Only a fool would swim nude in high school.
Phil

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Jun 25, 2013
 

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djw wrote:
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The Abergele angel can't speak welsh but if he could he would run naked down the valleys shaking his belly button to make love to the mutton.
You know he is in too deep when he chases the sheep.
Wham bam thank you malta ma'am it is time to slam in the lamb!
Only a fool would swim nude in high school.
Only a sad, inadequate apology for a man would bother writing such drivel.
coyote

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Jun 25, 2013
 

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Phil wrote:
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Only a sad, inadequate apology for a man would bother writing such drivel.
that is not very nice phil !
djw

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Phil wrote:
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Only a sad, inadequate apology for a man would bother writing such drivel.
The Manchester Moron rides into town fresh from his bare-bottom paddling in Moss side.

Still nostalgic for those nude swims with "Doc" at the Mancunian Grammar school where he used to "play" with you in the pool!

You and Line Dazzle sure earned your Jim'll fix it medals. Did you get to sit on his knee Mr Pill. I bet you even got a "Blue" Peter badge! You are one big apology go swivel :-)
djw

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Jun 26, 2013
 
coyote wrote:
<quoted text> that is not very nice phil !
Coyote dont ban Phil's snorkelling sessions at his local pool!


20 Apr 2010 01:15 Phil THE organiser of naked swimming sessions at a Manchester pool has defended them - and says they are `great'.

The Maltamon.Evening.News revealed that dozens of complaints had been lodged over nudist sessions for gay users including Line Dazzle at the public baths.

Levenshulme Swimming Baths on Barlow Road.

Phil THE organiser of naked swimming sessions at a Manchester pool has defended them - and says they are `great'.

The M.E.N revealed that dozens of complaints had been lodged over nudist sessions for gay users at the public baths.

But now the Phyllis has spoken out in defence of their right to swim naked in a council-run pool.

M.E.N readers have also spoken up in support of the Naked Swim group, arguing that they were entirely innocent and a harmless activity for naturists.

More than 100 web users have commented on our story - with most saying there should be no problem with the specialist group.

The naturist group has booked pool and saunas sessions at the Levenshulme Pools and Fitness Centre every week for the past nine months.

During the closed, Thursday night sessions, visitors are still able to use another pool there.

But some local Malta mums have accused pool managers of preferential treatment and withdrawn children from lessons, while the group say they have the right to private sessions.

Phil The organiser, who did not want to be named for fear of reprisals, also insisted that naked swimming was no less sanitary than normal sessions.

He said of the sessions: "They are great and they attract a very intelligent, decent group of people. These women have a right to complain to the management, who can reassure them.

"But when it becomes a story, other people become involved who have other agendas and that's the scary bit."

Line Dazzle One 56-year-old member, who helps organise the sessions, added: "Naked swim is exactly the same as Northern Wave, a gay swimming club that has been running for 10 years, except that here we swim with our trunks off.

"It's a private club and it's a private arrangement between the members and the swimming pool.

"It's nobody else's business. We live in a free society, but there is always the possibility of people who are offended attacking us, so we would like this to be dealt with some sensitivity.

"People do have the right to complain about the group if they feel they have cause to, but that is a private matter between them and the management."

Our online poll commissioned by SLC showed 64 per cent support for allowing public baths to host nude swimming sessions.

Censored by Topix One web user said: "My local swimming pool always used to have a naturist swim. I do not find the idea of the pool being used by a group who book the facility offensive."

Another called "Rush" said: "Not showering before a swim is unhygienic, swimming in the nude isn't.

"We could learn a lot from people on the Continent."
Phil

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Jun 26, 2013
 

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coyote wrote:
<quoted text> that is not very nice phil !
But true.
Phil

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djw wrote:
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Coyote dont ban Phil's snorkelling sessions at his local pool!
20 Apr 2010 01:15 Phil THE organiser of naked swimming sessions at a Manchester pool has defended them - and says they are `great'.
The Maltamon.Evening.News revealed that dozens of complaints had been lodged over nudist sessions for gay users including Line Dazzle at the public baths.
Levenshulme Swimming Baths on Barlow Road.
Phil THE organiser of naked swimming sessions at a Manchester pool has defended them - and says they are `great'.
The M.E.N revealed that dozens of complaints had been lodged over nudist sessions for gay users at the public baths.
But now the Phyllis has spoken out in defence of their right to swim naked in a council-run pool.
M.E.N readers have also spoken up in support of the Naked Swim group, arguing that they were entirely innocent and a harmless activity for naturists.
More than 100 web users have commented on our story - with most saying there should be no problem with the specialist group.
The naturist group has booked pool and saunas sessions at the Levenshulme Pools and Fitness Centre every week for the past nine months.
During the closed, Thursday night sessions, visitors are still able to use another pool there.
But some local Malta mums have accused pool managers of preferential treatment and withdrawn children from lessons, while the group say they have the right to private sessions.
Phil The organiser, who did not want to be named for fear of reprisals, also insisted that naked swimming was no less sanitary than normal sessions.
He said of the sessions: "They are great and they attract a very intelligent, decent group of people. These women have a right to complain to the management, who can reassure them.
"But when it becomes a story, other people become involved who have other agendas and that's the scary bit."
Line Dazzle One 56-year-old member, who helps organise the sessions, added: "Naked swim is exactly the same as Northern Wave, a gay swimming club that has been running for 10 years, except that here we swim with our trunks off.
"It's a private club and it's a private arrangement between the members and the swimming pool.
"It's nobody else's business. We live in a free society, but there is always the possibility of people who are offended attacking us, so we would like this to be dealt with some sensitivity.
"People do have the right to complain about the group if they feel they have cause to, but that is a private matter between them and the management."
Our online poll commissioned by SLC showed 64 per cent support for allowing public baths to host nude swimming sessions.
Censored by Topix One web user said: "My local swimming pool always used to have a naturist swim. I do not find the idea of the pool being used by a group who book the facility offensive."
Another called "Rush" said: "Not showering before a swim is unhygienic, swimming in the nude isn't.
"We could learn a lot from people on the Continent."
A grown man wrote this, or at least that is what he pretends to be but will never make it.
Sad, isn't it?
What is even more pathetic is he probably thinks it really witty.
I can't be bothered to read it through.
Some of us have got a life.
Phil

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djw wrote:
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The Manchester Moron rides into town fresh from his bare-bottom paddling in Moss side.
Still nostalgic for those nude swims with "Doc" at the Mancunian Grammar school where he used to "play" with you in the pool!
You and Line Dazzle sure earned your Jim'll fix it medals. Did you get to sit on his knee Mr Pill. I bet you even got a "Blue" Peter badge! You are one big apology go swivel :-)
Who is it you think you are fooling, dickhead.
Everybody knows it is you who has an unhealthy obsession with what goes on in school changing rooms or more to the point, WHO uses those changing rooms.
Stop leering at the school gates and get a life.
Bob

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From the urban dictionary:

"1. marde

Quebecker/French Canadian version of the French merde, meaning sh*t, though may not be used in the same expressions or situations. You'll hear "Bordel de merde" in France quite often..
It is one of the very few French Canadian swears that isn't related to church stuff.
Mange d'la marde.(Eat sh*t: Go f*ck yourself)
Maudite marde!(F*cking sh*t!)
Ça vaut pas de la marde.(It's not even worth sh*t)

Note: None of these should be replaced by "merde" in France."

So both MaltaMarde and Mardazzle can both go and mange la marde!

Hahahahahaha!
Bonb

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LineDazzle wrote:
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I already have, kid. And I was proven right.
See above post with citation from urban dictionary.
But I won't call you a retarded troll. I don't need to.
MaltaMon

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Lol. Tough guy. Those twelve year-olds never had a chance.
LineDazzle

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Bob wrote:
From the urban dictionary:
"1. marde
Quebecker/French Canadian version of the French merde, meaning sh*t, though may not be used in the same expressions or situations. You'll hear "Bordel de merde" in France quite often..
It is one of the very few French Canadian swears that isn't related to church stuff.
Mange d'la marde.(Eat sh*t: Go f*ck yourself)
Maudite marde!(F*cking sh*t!)
Ça vaut pas de la marde.(It's not even worth sh*t)
Note: None of these should be replaced by "merde" in France."
So both MaltaMarde and Mardazzle can both go and mange la marde!
Hahahahahaha!
It is usually teenage punks who use the urban dictionary, not surprised you are among them, despite being in your 50's/60's, you are emotionally on their level.

And the Urban dictionary is not even a credible site, and you must be very gullible to believe it, idiot!

Urban dictionary is full of drival!

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