Liking yourself to an "Intelligent pig", because no one else will regard you as intelligent, you try to give yourself flattery.In a recent retort, MaltaGon-orreah called me a "pig". Which reminds me of a story of a pig (which by the way, are very intelligent creatures..)
Once upon a time, there was a little pig named Bob, who wanted to build a house. Instead of wasting his time with straw and wood, he built his house of
bricks. There was a nice patio in back, for when his friends coyote, Katie, and Zuiko came over for a drink.
One day, the big bad MaltaWolf came by, and wanted to rape the little pig. But the little pig, being smart, would not come out of his house. The big bad MaltaWolf tried to think of a way to entice the little pig out of his house. He said "Little pig, you raped my son! Come out of the house! I have a summons for you to appear in court!"
But the little pig said, "Not by the hair of my dangly bits!"
The big bad MaltaWolf threatened, "If you don't come out, I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blab your house down!"
The little pig opened the upstairs window and yelled, "Come and get me, sucka!"
The big bad MaltaMon huffed and puffed, and blabbed as hard as he could, but the brick house was as solid as a rock. The big bad MaltaWolf tried again, and again, but was weak from blowing up his inflatable sex dolls, and all his huffery, his puffery, and his blabbery, would not bring down the brick house.
The big bad MaltaWolf limped off into the forest, totally defeated and deflated. The little pig opened his upstairs window and went "Hahahahahahahaha!"
It is actually a fact, a known fact, that sociopaths have self inflated views of themselves, and I'm sure that includes their intelligence.