I heard eve and the serpents died from OD

[Dmac1]

Uncle Ben wrote:

<quoted text> It wasn't me, but you did put them up after threatening to slice someone, at which point you were met with incredulity over the fact you owned them. That's the full story. Anyway, screw this, the air is cleared, I'm not 'man with whatever' it's pointless for me to rub that fact in your face anymore or you to keep calling me a troll, it's a waste of time on both sides.

Oh my fcuking days.. listen Ben, I have been threatened with my kneecaps going.. ok ? I never started this. I said.. If they come to my house to do in my kneecaps.. they will bounce off a sword. Is that a crime, self defence? I think you'll find it isn't.

And if you want drop our recent past, as I tried to yesterday with you. Then we can. But that involves you actually shutting up and taking something for your PMT. It has to work both ways.

[Man With 34GG Titties]

highqualitydvd wrote:

to be fair i turned on use aswell i thought use were a team but hey ho this is topix and use are all special in your own way lol and funny missed the place thats sad init lolz
cheers

Oh ffs, stop appologising, you soft tart.

It's making me want to retch bile..

[Man With 34GG Titties]

glasgowaddict1 wrote:

<quoted text>Probably big enough so he does not need a slapper like you!. DaSpunkBucket/eve

I reckon Glasgowaddict is 10 inches - on the flop.

Lasses round Pollockshaw know him as Big Chief Long Slong.

[Eve in grey]

Don't try and copy my "isms" G.A
Just makes you look sad.

[Eve in grey]

No way, G.A needs some tweezers and a microscope to even see it.

[highqualitydvd]

em i never apoligized you slag lol

[Dmac1]

Eve in grey wrote:

Don't try and copy my "isms" G.A
Just makes you look sad.

Oh Eve.. the teacher of all. Only she can use the English language. If you use terms she does, your copying her. Tell us Eve, who taught you? I Personally thought your entire vocabulary was "anything for a tenner"

[Man With 34GG Titties]

Eve, after all those posts (we don't forget) about the importance of posting in green and Et cetera - how does it feel to become one of those who you once looked down on?

[Beaver Lover]

Eve in grey wrote:

I can't grow pubic hair, after laser all I have is a little patch.
I have said this about 6 times on here...

I'd draw the line at facial hair & a hairy chest but I like hairy pits & a veritable jungle on a woman. From the belly-button right around to the top of the arze-crack just fill it up with thick black hair...shit,I don't even mind if'n the legs are hairy as well. Nothing hornier than pungent hairy armpits on a woman. As it should be.

[Last warning]

dullest thread on topix?

[Eve in grey]

No dear, it's my time for 140 (outcall) or will be again when I start up in a bit.

[Eve in grey]

Plus travel expenses that go to my drivers, or me if I go via train.

[GAs shrink]

Eve in grey wrote:

Plus travel expenses that go to my drivers, or me if I go via train.

your drivers!!!??? Phahahahaha! fcukin hell ive heard it all now edna lol

[Eve in grey]

I never looked down on greys, furry man L.T. Just the ones that thought they have any effect on me.

That's really really gross "beaver lover"

[Eve in grey]

I have a fear of driving that someday I hope to overcome. If I've had a drink or smoked with a client, I sure ain't driving back. I employed drivers. Just don't sleep with your drivers... They also provided security.

I obviously haven't needed any for a while, also I mainly did incalls for a bit.

[highqualitydvd]

il be your pimp lol me n ga will get you set up in g hill haha your own wee flat n shower facilities haha only kidding by the way and i think people that do that t birds are pure scummy basturds
i widny mind been a pimp for darei say a bird like eve where there doing it out off choice no for drugs or that widbe a buzzi wid endup goingback andsmashing the puntersheadin and robbing himbut lolz so would need to be a temporaly job )
cheers

[Taxi]

Eve in grey wrote:

I have a fear of driving that someday I hope to overcome. If I've had a drink or smoked with a client, I sure ain't driving back. I employed drivers. Just don't sleep with your drivers... They also provided security.
I obviously haven't needed any for a while, also I mainly did incalls for a bit.

So basically you use a taxi

[GAs shrink]

she means the bus driver ahahaha

[Dmac1]

Taxi wrote:

<quoted text>
So basically you use a taxi

No, she is a taxi, you have to pay a tenner to ride it for 15 minutes.

[Eve in grey]

No, taxi's rip you off, I calculate a fair sum of money, to do with the amount of petrol used, distance, and waiting times for anyone I employed.
It has to be a fair sum or both the client and the driver will not be happy.

I'm not discussimg the semantics of working independantly anymore.