Laxatives break out of their regular role

Sure he takes some ribbing from his brothers. But that doesn't stop Chicago marketing executive Jonathan Schmit from slugging down Pink Lemonade Metamucil twice a day.

[Saluki Rod]

Great headline, but how about:

Laxatives...they're what's for breakfast

[Nel Macreen]

I love mixing them into food and drink for parties. Nothing like a bunch of drunken people filling their pants.

Fun times for all! Bring the kids!
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Saluki Rod wrote:

Great headline, but how about:
Laxatives...they're what's for breakfast

[Saluki Rod]

Nel Macreen wrote:

I love mixing them into food and drink for parties. Nothing like a bunch of drunken people filling their pants.
Fun times for all! Bring the kids!
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Even better, when you have that certain person in your office who grubs up all the cookies you brought in.

"Where's Frank?"

"Hee hee!"

[Nel Macreen]

Oh yeah! Those Extra Strength XLAX brownies are the bomb...just the look on people's faces when they suddenly get up running...

mwahahahaha

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Saluki Rod wrote:

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Even better, when you have that certain person in your office who grubs up all the cookies you brought in.
"Where's Frank?"
"Hee hee!"