Constipation Relief Via Hammers: Not Such a Good Idea

Viorel Firoiu of Romania decided tools would be more useful to cure his constipation than something like Metamucil. Granted, he was drunk at the time, but ...

[Proff louie alternater]

Those romanians are still trying to chase down frankenstein. We in the modern world use gerbils to relieve constipation.(they usually wear a tool belt and for insurance reasons the gerbs must wear a light on their hard hats.)(yes, it's a sh!tty job)..

[Purple Gurl]

Generally, people on the street use their fists to give others constipation relief. That beat the s*** out of each other.

[Flying Donkey]

I guess he was pretty..

"Hammered"
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[triple6vamp]

Ok this is just sick..topix is posting some nasty stuff lately but yet they warn you when you cuss !!

[Jason Lee]

Now hitting the outside of your stomach with the hammers - that ALMOST makes sense to me.

But sticking the hammers up your butt - not so much.

[krwada]

People stick all kinds of stuff up their butt! For further proof just go to the following URL http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html ... Yes, even artillery shells too!

[writewingproxyco ntin]

Yeah, this is plausible. Let's see, a hammer is in a "T" shape. What happens when the shaft is all the way in (itself doubtful) and just the cross of the "T" is left?

Sure. I'll "swallow" this story.

[Purple Gurl]

I remember a joke where a construction worker complained to his doctor about severe constipation. The doctor asked his line of work, said he thought that was what he did. Then he told his patient to bend over and that it would hurt, and beat his patient's butt with a baseball bat or maybe a sledgehammer. Then the told his patient to head to the restroom. The patient said it was the best bowel movement he had in a while and asked what he could do to prevent getting like that again. The doctor told him to stop wiping with concrete bags.

[Vee]

At least the hammer bears no expiration date.