MSara and Brian

My back went out this morning and I still haven't found any relief. Once you guys confiscate some oxycodone, why don't you send it my way? LOL :)

Brian

Fork in the Road wrote:

My back went out this morning and I still haven't found any relief. Once you guys confiscate some oxycodone, why don't you send it my way? LOL :)

i don't know what sara does with the ones she confiscates but i take mine to the strip joints and i have a good old time with the strippers!! the strippers fight over who gets to have me!!lol

Brian

Fork in the Road wrote:

My back went out this morning and I still haven't found any relief. Once you guys confiscate some oxycodone, why don't you send it my way? LOL :)

i can prob work something out only if your a milf!!lol

Fork in the Road

Sorry, can't strip. My back's out. LOL. I'll just have to hope MSara doesn't want the same for hers.

Fork in the Road

Oh..and technically I'm a mom, but I don't know if I'm old enough to be a milf. I'm only 32. I'm not bad on the eyes, but doesn't age count? Don't I have to be over 40 for that classification?

Brian

Fork in the Road wrote:

Oh..and technically I'm a mom, but I don't know if I'm old enough to be a milf. I'm only 32. I'm not bad on the eyes, but doesn't age count? Don't I have to be over 40 for that classification?

u don't have to strip u can just lay there!!lol older ladies are cougers. a milf is a Mother I would Love to Fck. u could be 20 yrs old and be a milf.

Fork in the Road

Thanks for clarifying. So, I'm a milf now and in 8 more years I can become a cougar. And who said getting older was no fun. :)

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Brian wrote:

<quoted text>u don't have to strip u can just lay there!!lol older ladies are cougers. a milf is a Mother I would Love to Fck. u could be 20 yrs old and be a milf.

No, Brian, you CANNOT be a MILF and be only 20 years old.

MILF is frequently MISINTERPRETED to mean any woman who has a child at any time (and is thus a mother) no matter her age, but the ACTUAL meaning implies someone who is old enough to be the phrase-speaker's mother. As the speaker is likely to be at least 14 years of age (post-pubescent) a MILF CANNOT realistically BE ANY YOUNGER THAN 32 YEARS OLD.(this assumes the woman in question had children when she was a minimum of 18 years old.)

No, Brian and I do not enjoy the same activities when we are off the clock. I do give him so credit for walking all the way from K St. NW to that really dirty club in Anacostia. It isn't just a long walk, it is a dangerous one, through the D.C. projects- not Georgetown. You know, it isn't that I think a strip club can't be fun from time to time, I don't like a huge black booty crack bent over and shaking 2 inches from my nose, the same way Brian does. Every night after work, rain or shine, since I start working for the agency, Brian walks to Ebony Dolls for the Bitch Slap Special. The Czar knows he utilizes the evidence room, but as long as he continues to develop leads there isn't a problem.

Brian

Fork in the Road wrote:

Thanks for clarifying. So, I'm a milf now and in 8 more years I can become a cougar. And who said getting older was no fun.:)

it's funny how back in the day guys allways wanted young girls now days guys are trying to get the older ones. the older ones know how to fck for sure!! girls have their highest sex drive in their 30's from what i have heard.

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Brian wrote:

<quoted text>it's funny how back in the day guys allways wanted young girls now days guys are trying to get the older ones. the older ones know how to fck for sure!! girls have their highest sex drive in their 30's from what i have heard.

You have heard right...

Fork in the Road

I definetly agree. I personally get better every day. :)

Brian

Fork in the Road wrote:

I definetly agree. I personally get better every day.:)

do u have a nice body like my partner sara?

Oxycontin pay cod

Lexington, SC

cops just openly admitt it

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Oxycontin pay cod wrote:

cops just openly admitt it

Do you actually believe that or are you a complete moron?

Wait...

I just answered my own question.

Fork in the Road

Oxycontin pay cod wrote:

cops just openly admitt it

Hey got off my case...I'm just trying to get a job checking evidence into the holding room. Don't ruin my chances!

Fork in the Road

Oops^..meant get off my case. :)

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Fork in the Road wrote:

<quoted text>
Hey got off my case...I'm just trying to get a job checking evidence into the holding room. Don't ruin my chances!

Are you looking to relocate to Washington D.C., or are you interested in a job at a regional DEA office? Either way, we are always looking for a few good snitches...:)

Email me at M.Sara@dea.gov

Fork in the Road