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Speciality cigar, liquor, wine lounge to open downtown

There are 29 comments on the Burlington Times News story from Mar 2, 2014, titled Speciality cigar, liquor, wine lounge to open downtown. In it, Burlington Times News reports that:

Upmann's, the area's only cigar, fine liquor and wine bar, is scheduled to host its soft opening in downtown Burlington in late March.

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Since: Jul 13

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#1 Mar 2, 2014
Someone else could open up a competing cigar bar. They could have alcoholics piss in a cup, color it red and tell all the smokers it is a fine wine since they are idiots, by definition of a smoker, and they have no taste buds. It would be 100% profit. The only drawback- and it is a major one- is that the owner would have to sit in a toxic environment and try and make small talk with stupid people. I guess it will never happen.
DumbDown4Knuckle Draggers

Winnipeg, Canada

#2 Mar 2, 2014
A soft opening. Bring your own viagra

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#3 Mar 2, 2014
DumbDown4KnuckleDraggers wrote:
A soft opening. Bring your own viagra
lol
Guess it is a soft opening because most smokers are limpdicks,
Dan

Omaha, NE

#4 Mar 3, 2014
bud_schmones wrote:
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lol
Guess it is a soft opening because most smokers are limpdicks,
You've checked them out?

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#5 Mar 3, 2014
Dan wrote:
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You've checked them out?
Don't have to. The women already have. By the way, you must not have read all the spam on this forum directed at smokers about cures for limpdick.
Dan

Omaha, NE

#6 Mar 3, 2014
bud_schmones wrote:
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Don't have to. The women already have. By the way, you must not have read all the spam on this forum directed at smokers about cures for limpdick.
So, you've asked the women about the guys.

Got it.

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#7 Mar 3, 2014
Dan wrote:
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So, you've asked the women about the guys.
Got it.
Actually they come to us begging not to be left with nothing to choose from but a smoker and a vibrator. The batteries wear out too fast.
DumbDown4Knuckle Draggers

Winnipeg, Canada

#8 Mar 3, 2014
Dan wrote:
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So, you've asked the women about the guys.
Got it.
Dan's desparate to win somehow so he's stooping so low, attacking another man's sexuality.

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#9 Mar 3, 2014
DumbDown4KnuckleDraggers wrote:
<quoted text> Dan's desparate to win somehow so he's stooping so low, attacking another man's sexuality.
I guess he does not know that smoking is a vasoconstrictor which is just the opposite of what viagra does. Limit the blood flow and....

Not really a joking matter, unless, of course, you are a non smoker. Then it is fair game.

Hopefully his mother taught him the nursery rhyme that starts off "Wee Willie Winkie" so he would get used to the idea of a wee willie.
Dan

Omaha, NE

#10 Mar 3, 2014
DumbDown4KnuckleDraggers wrote:
<quoted text> Dan's desparate to win somehow so he's stooping so low, attacking another man's sexuality.
You agree that bud comes across as gay here too.

Glad I wasn't misunderstanding his observations.

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#11 Mar 3, 2014
Dan wrote:
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You agree that bud comes across as gay here too.
Glad I wasn't misunderstanding his observations.
You may want my body, but I don't swing that way. If I did, I certainly would not have anything to do with a smoker who smells like they rolled in dogshit all day. If you really need a man bad enough that you are willing to troll for one on the Internet, I suggest you look for a crackhead. They are addicts, just like smokers and are willing to do anything to get their next fix. Who knows, you might be able to strike a deal. I guess it would all depend on how badly they need a fix, because they too have standards and you are unlikely to meet those standards.
Dan

Omaha, NE

#12 Mar 3, 2014
bud_schmones wrote:
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You may want my body, but I don't swing that way. If I did, I certainly would not have anything to do with a smoker who smells like they rolled in dogshit all day. If you really need a man bad enough that you are willing to troll for one on the Internet, I suggest you look for a crackhead. They are addicts, just like smokers and are willing to do anything to get their next fix. Who knows, you might be able to strike a deal. I guess it would all depend on how badly they need a fix, because they too have standards and you are unlikely to meet those standards.
I was simply wondering how you garnered your expertise on men's privates.

You protest too much.

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#13 Mar 3, 2014
Dan wrote:
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I was simply wondering how you garnered your expertise on men's privates.
You protest too much.
I could tell you wanted my body. Don't deny it. Go get a big cigar and suck on that. It might help you forget me and move on to someone who is more appropriate for you.
brown fingers and teeth

Winnipeg, Canada

#14 Mar 3, 2014
A community club for luzers
brown fingers and teeth

Winnipeg, Canada

#15 Mar 3, 2014
Dan wrote:
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You agree that bud comes across as gay here too.
Glad I wasn't misunderstanding his observations.
Now he's REALLY mad. Guess its lonely smoking alone in Mom's basement. He should hook up with ItsAFact from Fagerstown.

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#16 Mar 3, 2014
brown fingers and teeth wrote:
<quoted text> Now he's REALLY mad. Guess its lonely smoking alone in Mom's basement. He should hook up with ItsAFact from Fagerstown.
LOL

“Unions are still scum ”

Since: Dec 07

Atlanta

#17 Mar 3, 2014
bud_schmones wrote:
Someone else could open up a competing cigar bar. They could have alcoholics piss in a cup, color it red and tell all the smokers it is a fine wine since they are idiots, by definition of a smoker, and they have no taste buds. It would be 100% profit. The only drawback- and it is a major one- is that the owner would have to sit in a toxic environment and try and make small talk with stupid people. I guess it will never happen.
FDR was an idiot? LBJ, Obama, Ted Turner? Glad we can agree that these fools were idiots.

“Unions are still scum ”

Since: Dec 07

Atlanta

#18 Mar 3, 2014
bud_schmones wrote:
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lol
Guess it is a soft opening because most smokers are limpdicks,
Admit it bud, this is not one of your finest comebacks. lol!
A DUH MOMENT

Winnipeg, Canada

#19 Mar 3, 2014
MSO4 wrote:
<quoted text>Admit it bud, this is not one of your finest comebacks. lol!
its accurate.....limp diick

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#20 Mar 3, 2014
MSO4 wrote:
<quoted text>FDR was an idiot? LBJ, Obama, Ted Turner? Glad we can agree that these fools were idiots.
We can agree that you are. Its a start anyways.

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