Sex coach for couples
Posted in the Detroit Forum
#1 Jan 15, 2013
For hire is this skilled lovemaker with essential information and self taught in multiple techniques through 30 years of sex with his women. I come to your place and coach you during the act. I do not join in. The thing is, there are many small actions that mean alot. Several different ways to do things. It can mean the difference between a so-so orgasm and a mind blowing one!
First session includes a tube of warming jelly, a "sex madness" bracket (much like the basketball "march madness" bracket) that you can fill out with your partner, the basics of sex on paper, location of the male and female "G spot" and some coaching.
Second session includes MANY DIFFERENT techniques of oral sex for both men and women to perform, an explaination of many sex toys and coaching of Tantric (which by the way is the best way to achive a "10"!)
$30. for each session. Only available Monday, Tuesday and Thursday nights.
Email for bookings or more information. email@example.com
#2 Jan 15, 2013
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom.
There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?"
Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister"
And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
#3 Jan 26, 2013
A little boy asked his dad "Dad, what is society and how does it work?". The dad said: "Well son, society is kind of like our family. Mom is the government, since she decides how to spend all the money, and I am the market economy, since I bring in the money. Your nanny represents the businesses, and you son are the people, since we only care about you, and your little brother is the future of this country".
The little boy pondered over dad's answer, and then he went to bed. At night he woke up when his little brother was crying. The little brother had pooped in his diaper, which had leaked, so the boy went to his parents bedroom to wake them up. To his surprise he only found his mom there sleeping heavily, and he tried to wake her up without succeeding. Then he went to the nanny's room, but the door was locked, so he looked trough the keyhole. There he saw daddy having fun with the nanny, and he knocked on the door but didn't get any answer. He knocked again, but no answer, so he went back to bed.
The next morning the whole family was sitting and having breakfast, and the little boy said to his dad: "Dad, I've understood how society works now". The dad was very proud and said: "Tell us how son". The boy started: "The government is in heavy sleep while the market economy is banging the businesses, and no one cares to listen to the people even though the future of our country is up to it's neck covered in shit".
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