Jack Van Impe is dead
Joe_Gass_Hogg

Lakeland, MI

#107 Jul 17, 2011
He was just on tv today.
ShakeWeightCross dresser

Atlanta, GA

#108 Jul 18, 2011
Rexella wrote:
i had to let everyone know that Jack Van Impe of Rochester Hills the walking bible has died. You can read his Obituary at www.jackvanimpe.ca
Bless you
Why so much hate for Jack?? It's PAUL CROUCH of TBN you really should despise! He had a GAY TRIST with a EX-CON/CHILD RAPIST/BLACK MAILER!!! And he cons the elderly out of their life savings. There's so much dirt on TBN, i just don't know where to start! Meanwhile, pastor Ed Young admits in a sermon, that it's ALL ABOUT THE MONEY! "If You Can't Tithe,'DON'T COME BACK!', Says Big-Time, Super-Hip TV Pastor ED YOUNG"
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halo banjo

Canada

#109 Jul 19, 2011
All you van impe followers are fools. Go to www.jackvanimpe.ca and you will see it's a satire. At the top of the page it says predictions and false prophecies 2012.
If JVIM can broadcast the enddays start is dec 21 2012 well that's the same crap as jack being dead in 2012. At least he's the only one dead vs. his prediction that everyone dies. The odds of van impe dying in 2012 are infinitely higher than jesus returning in 2012. It's called fighting bullshit with bullshit.
They also expose him as a bigot and a douche bag charlatan hate monger. Chrislam is his newest piece of bullcrap fear mongering and he's the only one talking about it...why? To sell you idiots dvd's and make him rich.
Dumbass born agains can't read or comprehend as simple website.
Corporate Elites

Toledo, OH

#110 Jul 19, 2011
Rexella wrote:
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You are watching some good editing, he says the same bible passgaes/doomsday scenarios/jesus is returning all the time. Rexella is the key here, she reads the news then turns supposedly to Jack and says (every week it's the same expression) Oh jack what do you think of that and he starts his insane rant. The guy was old and sick and the show makes lots of $$$ and PAYS NO TAXES so JVIM had to do something.
The world is a better place........
Jonny

Danville, CA

#111 Jul 19, 2011
You have all been deceived by Satan! Jack and Rexella are very MUCH alive, and been preaching the truth for the past 63 years!
halo banjo

Canada

#112 Jul 20, 2011
Jonny wrote:
You have all been deceived by Satan! Jack and Rexella are very MUCH alive, and been preaching the truth for the past 63 years!
Jonny
Does your so called satan stop you from comprehending what you read? Is it satan that keeps you from understanding that the webpage www.jackvanimpe is a parody and that at the top of the page it states
Predictions and False Prophecy 2012

Do you understand through all the haze of jesus worship what a parody is? The page simply makes fun of a charlatan who continually predicts the end of the world etc.
So...this page predicts van impe will die in 2012. Dumbass
Corporate Elites

Sandusky, OH

#113 Jul 22, 2011
Jonny wrote:
You have all been deceived by Satan! Jack and Rexella are very MUCH alive, and been preaching the truth for the past 63 years!
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny! If the bible had ANY truth to it, then WHY is Jesus White, with blond hair and blue eyes....IN THE MIDDLE EAST????
Praying to a delusional GOD (who dosent't exist, as well as JESUS) is a true LIAR.

In addition, i thought that the bible said "JUDGING OTHERS (i.e., "YOU HAVE ALL BEEN DECEIVED BY SATAN!) IS GOD's JOB". Are you GOD?????
FOCUSED

United States

#114 Jul 24, 2011

Read your bible folks...judge not lest ye be judged...learn to rightly divide the word for yourself...these are the last days and there will be false teachers...the very elect will be deceived...and Yes Jesus is certainly coming back so people get ready and stop all this foolishness.
FOCUSED

United States

#115 Jul 24, 2011
halo banjo wrote:
All you van impe followers are fools. Go to www.jackvanimpe.ca and you will see it's a satire. At the top of the page it says predictions and false prophecies 2012.
If JVIM can broadcast the enddays start is dec 21 2012 well that's the same crap as jack being dead in 2012. At least he's the only one dead vs. his prediction that everyone dies. The odds of van impe dying in 2012 are infinitely higher than jesus returning in 2012. It's called fighting bullshit with bullshit.
They also expose him as a bigot and a douche bag charlatan hate monger. Chrislam is his newest piece of bullcrap fear mongering and he's the only one talking about it...why? To sell you idiots dvd's and make him rich.
Dumbass born agains can't read or comprehend as simple website.
Who is the one hating here? Anyone who takes on a leadership position especially when it comes to teaaching about God should absolutely be held highly accountable. Such a position holds an immense responsibility to be truthful and to live that truth. Becoming Born Again is a process that begins with acknowledging Jesus Christ is the Son of God who came to take the punishment we so rightly deserve for our sins. We then profess that with our mouth and we ask him to be Lord of our Life which requires us to repent or turn away from sin. Being saved does guarantee us a spot in Heaven with Jesus but it does not mean we will never make any mistakes or wrong decisions be they short lived or strung out. It really is a shame that so many people have used Jesus to make money. Jesus never charged money when he preached. The disciples tried to get him to take money and he rebuked them and told them to give it to the poor. He went off in the temple yard one day because folks were selling their wares...He boldly reminded them that place was to be a house of prayer. This is exactly why we need to refer to the Bible and read for ourselves and not be so ready to believe every preacher that comes along because no matter who they are or what their intentions whether good or bad...they are still human and humans mess up! Look Adam and Eve had it made in the shade there in the Garden of Eden. God only gave then one rule to follow...ONE...and their pride, lust, ignorance...whatever you want to call the temptation caused them to fall...for mankind to fall prey to sin. From then on it has only gotten worse. Humans cannot even keep one rule ...who are we to expect ourselves or anyone else to keep several...and whose rules are we suppose to follow anyway? Doesn't matter what somebody does there will always be somebody like you to ridicule and criticize and judge. But hey, I'll take my chances being Born Again. Beats the alternative...Hell.
halo banjo

Canada

#116 Jul 25, 2011
@Focused

What a load of crap. You think all Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Native American Indians, Catholics anyone other than your "born again christians" are going to hell for their beliefs ...is that right?
If you think that you are a bigot. No one else is good enough or clean enough to come to your "party" (rapture). What a piece of work you are but that's what we expect form a Van Impe follower, complete intolerance, narrow mindedness and hate....good luck with that...It's your kind that is going to hell.
I think Jesus would think you were a complete asshole for thinking you and your kind are sooo special.
Carole

Cardington, OH

#117 Jul 25, 2011
What date did he die? I enjoyed the bible predictions he spoke of. RIP Jack
Eleanor

Jacksonville, FL

#118 Jul 25, 2011
I watch Dr. Van Impe on TV all the time, This is the first I have heard of it, please, someone tell the truth, I would really like to know, don't believe he smokes or drinks, prove it!!!!
Joe_Gass_Hogg

Brighton, MI

#119 Jul 29, 2011
Eleanor wrote:
I watch Dr. Van Impe on TV all the time, This is the first I have heard of it, please, someone tell the truth, I would really like to know, don't believe he smokes or drinks, prove it!!!!
If he is indeed dead, so what. May God rest his soul.

He is not Jesus and he is/was just a man. If he smoked or drank, so what? We are all (each and evey one) lured and inticed by our own desires. Jack encluded.
Joe_Gass_Hogg

Brighton, MI

#120 Jul 29, 2011
halo banjo wrote:
@Focused
What a load of crap. You think all Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Native American Indians, Catholics anyone other than your "born again christians" are going to hell for their beliefs ...is that right?
If you think that you are a bigot. No one else is good enough or clean enough to come to your "party" (rapture). What a piece of work you are but that's what we expect form a Van Impe follower, complete intolerance, narrow mindedness and hate....good luck with that...It's your kind that is going to hell.
I think Jesus would think you were a complete asshole for thinking you and your kind are sooo special.
Only believers in Jesus are going to heaven ... as long as they avoid evil and repent their sins in Jesus name. Those sociopath born again think once saved they never sin ... and those will risk eternal damnation wither they believe it or not. Most of those southern maniacs are giving God a bad name ... lol.

The jihad are the least likely to make it ... and their 72 virgins are likely just old milk cows.
halo banjo

Canada

#121 Jul 29, 2011
How is that JoeGH why only believers in jesus make it to heaven? Did you know that the Jews, Muslims and Christians have the same God and the same Heaven.
The only difference is their prophet.... Moses, Mohammed and Jesus. Can't you share? That's seriously bigoted my friend. There's plenty of room up there, you could hang out in the christian section or as we atheists call it "the peanut gallery" for all you childlike, narrow minded, self centered hate and fear mongers that you are. Grow up and share with your brethren.
Joe_Gass_Hogg

Brighton, MI

#122 Jul 30, 2011
halo banjo wrote:
How is that JoeGH why only believers in jesus make it to heaven? Did you know that the Jews, Muslims and Christians have the same God and the same Heaven.
The only difference is their prophet.... Moses, Mohammed and Jesus. Can't you share? That's seriously bigoted my friend. There's plenty of room up there, you could hang out in the christian section or as we atheists call it "the peanut gallery" for all you childlike, narrow minded, self centered hate and fear mongers that you are. Grow up and share with your brethren.
I suppose that before God sent his Only begotten Son God took people up to Heaven. Lets say Moses and a few others.

But since Jesus died on the cross at the hands of the Pharasee's, and then rose again, and assended into heaven, there is only one way, and its not the peanut gallery, but the full strength Glory of God welcoming all that enter through belief in his Son Jesus.

It is love, and that is the reason I tell you this. Love.

The others you mention stopped short, and are egotistacle like the Pharisee's that nailed Jesus to the cross in the first place. They had their political way of living within the church, and were waiting for a redeemer. Only they thought their redeemer was coming in the finest worldly fashion with pomp and circumstance to uplift the Pharisee's ego interpretation of God.

Jesus, the redeemer, came as a common man. He was rejected, and the world and all its pig headed leaders of religion missed their long awaited redemption. So sad.

Find Jesus friends, and walk that long narrow road of life, without swaying to the worldly temptations of sin. Dare to love. Find peace with God.

Its a nice place.

~ word.
halo banjo

Canada

#123 Jul 30, 2011
You can use fanciful biblical jargon all you want you're still a bigot if you believe only christians will go to heaven. You not only hate Muslims you hate Jews as well. As an atheist I don't give a damn...it would be a wonderful thing if you all "raptured" ASAP.
What I don't like are charlatans like Jack Van Impe spreading fear, intolerance and insane conspiracy theories that never pan out. Talk about false prophets.
AND he's a TAX EVADER.
Edward

St. John's, Canada

#124 Aug 1, 2011
This is JVI talking about Bin Ladens death. If JVI is dead then this is some pretty good editing. Check at the 3:50 mark.
halo banjo

Canada

#125 Aug 1, 2011
It's amazing people are still on this Jack Van Impe dead thing, can't you Van Impe devotees read and comprehend. I've said this in a couple of posts the website is a parody, a satire on poor ol Jack. He is always predicting the end, he's always attacking others and he's a bigot and this site simply "predicts" he's going to die in 2012 it doesn't say he's dead now. It's amazing you can all read the bible until it drips out of your ears but you cannot read a simple websites content.
Geez are you all that dumb.
Anyway those damn atheists sure got your tails in a knot didn't they . Even jack mentioned the "wisconsin atheists" being snakes because they said he will croak from alcohol abuse and chain smoking ( which he does btw). A real mean drunk I hear and he smells of tobacco and urine, a real old man smell. whew lucky he's on TV can't smell him on the boobtube.
Robert

Alpharetta, GA

#126 Aug 1, 2011
djm wrote:
God is love and just to forgive, those who will believe in his son jesus and repent
That is right but one most repent before death comes to get the prize.

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