Jack Van Impe is dead
Delmont

Atlanta, GA

#315 Oct 7, 2012
The man must be very influential if nobody knows whether he's dead or not.
martin

United States

#316 Oct 8, 2012
You are messing with God's Word and you won't get away with it yea and you can't hide so you best repent and beg for his mercy...673
Jimbo

Ottawa, Canada

#317 Oct 14, 2012
if jesus had worn Nikes he would`a got away,
Homer simpson!!!
skeptical

Manassas, VA

#318 Oct 16, 2012
If all this was true,then why hasnt the media done a story on Jack.How does one hide something like this from the public.Every week hes on TV hes current with whats going on.How do you explain that.Do you think a TV stations going to lie to keep him on for the sake of viewers and money he generates,of course,but not with Daystar and thier reputation.cause if that were true,as the scriptures declare,<Be sure your sin(s) will find you out>.You cant keep an Icon alive like this ifs he dead,i dont care who you are.
Larry

AOL

#319 Oct 26, 2012
HE is alive and well.And still doing his Sunday morning shows with the most up dated news from around the world.Some of you are complete idiots !
Burgydean

Belleville, MI

#320 Oct 26, 2012
Larry wrote:
HE is alive and well.And still doing his Sunday morning shows with the most up dated news from around the world.Some of you are complete idiots !
Why just because we want him dead lol ?
Pete

Livonia, MI

#321 Oct 26, 2012
Larry wrote:
HE is alive and well.And still doing his Sunday morning shows with the most up dated news from around the world.Some of you are complete idiots !
He was born in 1931 so you'd have to agree he's in the redzone.

PS. There are some idiots here that are not yet complete, but are working diligently.
ozark

Garden City, MO

#322 Oct 26, 2012
If there is a hell i know jack will be there spreading his shit there too. Hi is a terrible person.
Who would god vote for? Jack is not one god would be happy with
R Mourdock

Buffalo, NY

#323 Oct 27, 2012
ozark wrote:
If there is a hell i know jack will be there spreading his shit there too. Hi is a terrible person.
Who would god vote for? Jack is not one god would be happy with
However, if he were a product of rape, then God would indeed be happy with him.
electro

Oak Ridge, TN

#324 Oct 29, 2012
Lucy Banes wrote:
<quoted text>
Can I have your stuff as the poor are blessed?
Hey, Lucy, how 'bout my ratty '99 Dodge Caravan and a bunch of electrician's tools? Will that suit your covetous desires? Didn't think so.
electro

Oak Ridge, TN

#325 Oct 29, 2012
Burgydean wrote:
<quoted text>Why just because we want him dead lol ?
Hey, creep, how would you feel if some folks want YOU dead? Is that funny?
electro

Oak Ridge, TN

#326 Oct 29, 2012
Marino Reyes wrote:
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What kind of stupidity is this? Jack kicks ass and tells it like it is. Hes not afraid of calling out Islam as being a religion of violence and fear. He preaches the truth about sin and hell unlike that panzy Joels Olsteen who just says "We have to be gooood, cuz Jesus was goooood." America needs to repent and come back to God!
Right on. These useless idiots wouldn't know the truth if it hit them up the side of their heads.
electro

Oak Ridge, TN

#327 Oct 29, 2012
Electro, that evil fundamentalist bigot is baaaaaack! Wo-ha-ha-ha-ha! Snarl!
heh

Farmington, MO

#328 Nov 7, 2012
electro wrote:
<quoted text>And your point is...? I don't see anything wrong with it. I take it Dum-Dum didn't even bother to get acquainted with the Author.Always worked for me.
The point is that there is no man in the clouds, you won't ever float up into the sky and evolution happens.
Mr Positive

San Diego, CA

#329 Nov 7, 2012
heh wrote:
<quoted text>
The point is that there is no man in the clouds, you won't ever float up into the sky and evolution happens.
I did, however, see Nixon in the clouds once!!
electro

Oak Ridge, TN

#330 Nov 9, 2012
heh wrote:
<quoted text>
The point is that there is no man in the clouds, you won't ever float up into the sky and evolution happens.
I don't believe YOUR fairy tales of evolution, Algore's freakin' about Florida and a lot of other cities winding up under water if we don't send our dollars in for our carbon credits, how we gotta jack the rich for their "fair" share of the taxes, all taxes are for the kiddies, we gotta save the planet. My religion is foolish to you.The preaching of the cross is foolishness to them that perish. And your religion is foolish to me. I'm stupid. YOU'RE stupid. I'm right. Deal with it.
heh

Saint Louis, MO

#331 Nov 9, 2012
electro wrote:
<quoted text> I don't believe YOUR fairy tales of evolution, Algore's freakin' about Florida and a lot of other cities winding up under water if we don't send our dollars in for our carbon credits, how we gotta jack the rich for their "fair" share of the taxes, all taxes are for the kiddies, we gotta save the planet. My religion is foolish to you.The preaching of the cross is foolishness to them that perish. And your religion is foolish to me. I'm stupid. YOU'RE stupid. I'm right. Deal with it.
LOL, you're a silly one.
heh

Saint Louis, MO

#332 Nov 11, 2012
electro wrote:
<quoted text> I don't believe YOUR fairy tales of evolution, Algore's freakin' about Florida and a lot of other cities winding up under water if we don't send our dollars in for our carbon credits, how we gotta jack the rich for their "fair" share of the taxes, all taxes are for the kiddies, we gotta save the planet. My religion is foolish to you.The preaching of the cross is foolishness to them that perish. And your religion is foolish to me. I'm stupid. YOU'RE stupid. I'm right. Deal with it.
You adhere to the FOX News/GOP delusion that climate change is not happening? Jack Van Impe says climate change is real. He says that the Bible foretold it and the rising seas. You better get right with Jack Van Impe and Jesus if you want to float into the sky on December 21st 2012.
Rick from Alberta

Canada

#333 Nov 14, 2012
jackvanimpe.ca says that it was the dumb blond (Rexella) who started the hoax...inadvertantly.
She was overheard saying Jack will be gone in the "twinkling of an eye" on Dec.21 2012 and the fiolks "left behind" will think he's dead or missing.

So that clear things up. All you jesus van impe freaks calm down it was Rexellas fault.

Did YOU READ That ELECTRO m do you understand now. It was a hoax started by Rexella Van Impe...what a twit.
more love

Puyallup, WA

#334 Nov 14, 2012
I seening Elvis yesterday drinking a latte with 2pac

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