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#2261 Mar 4, 2013
-badboy- a wrote:
<quoted text>
I had to help a friend get rid of a box of 6 weened kittens today.
According to his wife.
Now, Sunday nothing is open, but we had to get rid of them.
She was adamant, but she threw the humane card on me.
I.e. they had to go to a good home.
On Sunday...
Why do you lady's do that?
Put us mortal males in a position with six kittens and then hit us with morality
That's not fair!
I pondered a bit and came up with a very creative idea to assure that the kittens have a good home
I can't just dump the poor things in 30 degree weather you know
Plus we, my friend and I, were wanting to to get out and drink a beer
So, I dressed in my Carhartt sweatshirt that has the big pocket in front and set out with a smile and six kittens
As I said, I had a plan.
We shortly arrived at the Marriott, i stashed a kitten in the pocket and headed in, to the elevator, took it to the first floor, set the kitten on the floor, pushed all the buttons. Got off walked the stairs down, left
Hit five more major hotels, sixx kittens gone
Went drinking
Now some will say that was cruel
I totally disagree, some woman found that kitten, and I dead sure it will be given a good home.
And piss the hell out of her hubby because he has to put up with it
[Evil grin]
Now to the 6 of you in a hotel and ended up with a kitten, Id like to say this is just topix and kevin says I always lie my azz off on here
So it's wasn't me
;o)
Did you tell her? When you do, I give my permission to add another cuff to your ear I KNOW she's going to give you. But then for her to entrust that task to you...well. Hmmm. I have to wonder about her reasoning skills. lol.

I hope the housekeeping staff takes care of them because you know that's where they will end up.

I'm glad my Daddy didn't do that to me :-P

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#2262 Mar 4, 2013
Smart-Alex wrote:
Hey Cat, maybe you can explain something to me. I'm watching The Living Dead on tv. These growling monsters, these awful howling zombies, have crowded around a car where a couple of live, normal people have taken shelter. The zombies are scratching and pawing at the windows. So the live man rolls his window down far enough to stick his gun out and shoots a zombie right in the middle of the forehead. The zombie falls down dead.
Ok, here is my question: Why does the Living Dead die now?
Discrepancies like this bother the sh!t out of me!
Bwahaha!
Dear Alex, I cannot answer your question. I don't watch the show, though it seems everyone else is, but I'm with you. I always thought you couldn't kill a zombie. They are already dead. Maybe it only knocked him out for a bit. Or maybe it has something to do with needing to go to commercial.

*shrugs*

I'm out ;-)

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#2263 Mar 4, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Wicked tunes ,,TY purrrry girl . Them shoes skeeeeer me . How do you ladies do high heels ? I tried 2 pair an daymn near quit breathing an then I fell and took me 10 mins to hit the ground .
Those shoes are crazy, and you can't really call them high heels, as there are no heels. I don't think I could walk in those. If you want, I"ll stop by and give you some lessons...or just steal your shoes if they're cute ;-)

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#2264 Mar 4, 2013
Have a wonderful day, Cat.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#2265 Mar 7, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
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We did a few nights ago, but nothing too major, though people traveling to Texas wouldn't say that. Highway is still closed. Ice storms are bad, I'd rather have snow any day. Stay safe and warm, handsome GW.
we had ice last night...again. damn winter. i'm about sick of all this.
we need warm days, cool, breezy nights.
be safe, beautiful.

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#2267 Mar 8, 2013
Hello friends. I hope everyone is having a peaceful and safe weekend.

Prayers for ArtGal.

http://m.youtube.com/index...

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Since: Apr 12

Willcox, AZ

#2268 Mar 9, 2013
Peace and safe weekend to all. :)

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#2269 Mar 14, 2013
Wonderful...why bother with laws at all?

ICE chief acknowledges more than 2,000 illegal immigrants released, including drunken drivers

"The top U.S. immigration enforcement official acknowledged Thursday that the Obama administration has in fact released thousands of illegal immigrants from local jails over the last month despite prior claims that the release was only in the hundreds."

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/14/ic...

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#2270 Mar 14, 2013
Have a nice day, Cat.

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#2271 Mar 16, 2013
Hello Cat.

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#2272 Mar 16, 2013
Hey Its Emma wrote:
Have a nice day, Cat.
Hello Emma. I hope you are doing well.

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#2273 Mar 16, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
Hello Cat.
GS, it's so good to see you here. Good morning.

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#2274 Mar 16, 2013
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>we had ice last night...again. damn winter. i'm about sick of all this.
we need warm days, cool, breezy nights.
be safe, beautiful.
It's warm here, almost too warm already. Hope you are doing alright, GW. You are missed around here.

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#2275 Mar 16, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
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GS, it's so good to see you here. Good morning.
Good morning to you Cat and thank you for the welcome. I have read so much about this forum I thought I was just start posting on it.

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#2276 Mar 16, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
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Good morning to you Cat and thank you for the welcome. I have read so much about this forum I thought I was just start posting on it.
I'm sure you will be welcomed here, GS. It's a good forum, with a wide variety of topics, several fun threads, and a lot of good people.

“If you can't beat um join um”

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Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#2277 Mar 16, 2013
Good afternoon Cat and GodSmacked.

I looked up some Irish quotes in honor of St Paddy's day weekend.

May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat......That one's for you Cat.

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, of one beer drunken slob for another.....funny but true.

Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck......Now I'm worried about the ones I pressed between the pages of a heavy book.

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#2278 Mar 16, 2013
Thank you Doll, those are wonderful. I watch out for the devil daily ;-)

And a few more..

"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English."
~Winston Churchill

"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks."
~Brendan Behan

"Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy."
~Fiona Shaw

"Here's to me, and here's to you. And here's to love and laughter. I'll be true as long as you. And not one moment after."

"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough."

“If you can't beat um join um”

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Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#2279 Mar 16, 2013
I'll leave with a cute Irish song. My book is calling me........

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#2280 Mar 17, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
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Hello Emma. I hope you are doing well.
Hi Cat. My Sunday is nice. I need 4 more props today.:-)

“The Topix Legend of "GS8"!”

Since: Sep 10

Manalapan, FL

#2281 Mar 17, 2013
Hey Its Emma wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Cat. My Sunday is nice. I need 4 more props today.:-)
Hello Emma. It is always a pleasure to see you posting.

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