Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2241 Feb 23, 2013
Smart-Alex wrote:
Hi Cat. It sounds like you need a strong man to help you with those heavy boxes!
[Flexing biceps and sucking in stomach!]
;)
Oh my, that's impressive! Yes, please.

Since: Sep 12

Reading, Pennsylvania

#2242 Feb 25, 2013
[Walking all bent over, moaning]

Dayum Cat, what all was in those boxes! You trying to give a man a hernia?

Bwahaha----- Ouch! It hurts too much to laugh.

;)

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Deadwood, SD

#2243 Feb 25, 2013
Hello Cat!

Alex! Stop whining!

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2244 Feb 25, 2013
Smart-Alex wrote:
[Walking all bent over, moaning]
Dayum Cat, what all was in those boxes! You trying to give a man a hernia?
Bwahaha----- Ouch! It hurts too much to laugh.
;)
Aaaww poor Alex! Well the least I can do is give you a back rub :)

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2245 Feb 25, 2013
_Twisted Wicked_ wrote:
Hello Cat!
Alex! Stop whining!
Hiya, hot stuff!

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2246 Feb 26, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Hiya, hot stuff!
Hi there ya sexy eyed Cat .

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2247 Feb 26, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Hi there ya sexy eyed Cat .
Hi, sweet Moo. How's my farmer?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#2248 Feb 26, 2013
What's up Cat, dad?

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#2249 Feb 26, 2013
getting any snow out there cat?
nothng but ice storms and rain, here in west "by god" virginia.
LOL

Since: Sep 12

Reading, Pennsylvania

#2250 Feb 26, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Aaaww poor Alex! Well the least I can do is give you a back rub :)
You're an angel, Cat! What time shall I come for my rub?

;O)

Since: Sep 12

Reading, Pennsylvania

#2251 Feb 26, 2013
_Twisted Wicked_ wrote:
Hello Cat!
Alex! Stop whining!
Ha ha ha! Look what whining got me!^^^

=O)

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2252 Feb 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
What's up Cat, dad?
Hi there Ricky! Same old, busy day at work, glad I haven't had a chance to read topix, and I'm already looking forward to the weekend, which is bad. I know we're not supposed to wish our lives away. But sleeping in is such a wonderful treat on the weekends. Hope you are well.

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2253 Feb 26, 2013
mr goodwrench wrote:
getting any snow out there cat?
nothng but ice storms and rain, here in west "by god" virginia.
LOL
We did a few nights ago, but nothing too major, though people traveling to Texas wouldn't say that. Highway is still closed. Ice storms are bad, I'd rather have snow any day. Stay safe and warm, handsome GW.

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2254 Feb 26, 2013
Smart-Alex wrote:
<quoted text>
You're an angel, Cat! What time shall I come for my rub?
;O)
Just in time to bring dinner with you ;o)

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2255 Feb 26, 2013
For you Dad :)

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“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2256 Feb 26, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
For you Dad :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =YplXW2q1uXIXX&list=ALHTd1 VmZQRNqXRBqH-BPvEC92bjxKJsLa
Wicked tunes ,,TY purrrry girl . Them shoes skeeeeer me . How do you ladies do high heels ? I tried 2 pair an daymn near quit breathing an then I fell and took me 10 mins to hit the ground .

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2257 Feb 26, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
For you Dad :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =YplXW2q1uXIXX&list=ALHTd1 VmZQRNqXRBqH-BPvEC92bjxKJsLa
I gota complaint . Now I gota admit I'm a Little Monster . That took a load of my back . Guess it'like they say "Confession makes you feel better ".
-badboy- a

Astoria, NY

#2258 Mar 3, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
okay.
I had to help a friend get rid of a box of 6 weened kittens today.

According to his wife.

Now, Sunday nothing is open, but we had to get rid of them.

She was adamant, but she threw the humane card on me.

I.e. they had to go to a good home.

On Sunday...

Why do you lady's do that?

Put us mortal males in a position with six kittens and then hit us with morality

That's not fair!

I pondered a bit and came up with a very creative idea to assure that the kittens have a good home

I can't just dump the poor things in 30 degree weather you know

Plus we, my friend and I, were wanting to to get out and drink a beer

So, I dressed in my Carhartt sweatshirt that has the big pocket in front and set out with a smile and six kittens

As I said, I had a plan.

We shortly arrived at the Marriott, i stashed a kitten in the pocket and headed in, to the elevator, took it to the first floor, set the kitten on the floor, pushed all the buttons. Got off walked the stairs down, left

Hit five more major hotels, sixx kittens gone

Went drinking

Now some will say that was cruel

I totally disagree, some woman found that kitten, and I dead sure it will be given a good home.

And piss the hell out of her hubby because he has to put up with it

[Evil grin]

Now to the 6 of you in a hotel and ended up with a kitten, Id like to say this is just topix and kevin says I always lie my azz off on here

So it's wasn't me

;o)

--Unreal 1---

“I AM YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS !”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

NEXT DOOR TO YOU

#2259 Mar 3, 2013
-badboy- a wrote:
<quoted text>
I had to help a friend get rid of a box of 6 weened kittens today.
According to his wife.
Now, Sunday nothing is open, but we had to get rid of them.
She was adamant, but she threw the humane card on me.
I.e. they had to go to a good home.
On Sunday...
Why do you lady's do that?
Put us mortal males in a position with six kittens and then hit us with morality
That's not fair!
I pondered a bit and came up with a very creative idea to assure that the kittens have a good home
I can't just dump the poor things in 30 degree weather you know
Plus we, my friend and I, were wanting to to get out and drink a beer
So, I dressed in my Carhartt sweatshirt that has the big pocket in front and set out with a smile and six kittens
As I said, I had a plan.
We shortly arrived at the Marriott, i stashed a kitten in the pocket and headed in, to the elevator, took it to the first floor, set the kitten on the floor, pushed all the buttons. Got off walked the stairs down, left
Hit five more major hotels, sixx kittens gone
Went drinking
Now some will say that was cruel
I totally disagree, some woman found that kitten, and I dead sure it will be given a good home.
And piss the hell out of her hubby because he has to put up with it
[Evil grin]
Now to the 6 of you in a hotel and ended up with a kitten, Id like to say this is just topix and kevin says I always lie my azz off on here
So it's wasn't me
;o)
And yet another lame try at being cute

Sorry princess that ship has sailed

Call natraduffus, he still thinks you are cute

Have a nice day :)

Since: Sep 12

Reading, Pennsylvania

#2260 Mar 3, 2013
Hey Cat, maybe you can explain something to me. I'm watching The Living Dead on tv. These growling monsters, these awful howling zombies, have crowded around a car where a couple of live, normal people have taken shelter. The zombies are scratching and pawing at the windows. So the live man rolls his window down far enough to stick his gun out and shoots a zombie right in the middle of the forehead. The zombie falls down dead.

Ok, here is my question: Why does the Living Dead die now?

Discrepancies like this bother the sh!t out of me!

Bwahaha!

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