CatCiao!

[-CatCiao-]

Captain Cornbread wrote:

Hey thar yall good lookin'womenfolks!

Hello Captain, welcome. It's good to meet you.

[-CatCiao-]

Hey Its Emma wrote:

Good morning Cat.

Have a good weekend, Emma :-)

[-CatCiao-]

Dads Sugarplum wrote:

<quoted text>Is you trying to steal muh mans?
*junk jiggle*

Only when you're not looking!
*booty wiggle*

[-CatCiao-]

The Troll Doll wrote:

Hello Cat and friends. Glad to hear your good news Cat.

Thank you Dolly! It's good to see you. It's not getting above freezing here this weekend, and windy. How's the weather up there? Maybe I'll bake tomorrow just to keep warm.

[The Troll Doll]

The Troll Doll wrote:

<quoted text>
It's 11 degrees and been snowing all day and the wind is really blowing. It's supposed to be 17 degrees when the Broncos kikk off tomorrow. Should be an interesting game. That football is going to be as hard as a rock and slippery.
Forgot about that kikk warning. Big red letters. Cripes people. It's the playoffs!

Hmmmm, I changed the spelling and it still didn't post. What exactly in that post is considered profanity? Perhaps the auto filter doesn't like my football team?

[unreals_dad]

Dads Sugarplum wrote:

<quoted text>Is you trying to steal muh mans?
*junk jiggle*

Sugarplum I don't think your going to get much attention from me at all > that hair weave is a big turnoff to me .
Morning Cat and all my friends . Dads BACK

[-CatCiao-]

The Troll Doll wrote:

<quoted text>
Hmmmm, I changed the spelling and it still didn't post. What exactly in that post is considered profanity? Perhaps the auto filter doesn't like my football team?

We can post just about every vile word out there, but we can't use the word "ki. c.k". Just something else to laugh at topix for.

Second try...got the red letter warning.

[-CatCiao-]

unreals_dad wrote:

<quoted text>Sugarplum I don't think your going to get much attention from me at all > that hair weave is a big turnoff to me .
Morning Cat and all my friends . Dads BACK

So good to see you back, babe. That's that bull-ette I mentioned!

[Dads Sugarplum]

unreals_dad wrote:

<quoted text>Sugarplum I don't think your going to get much attention from me at all > that hair weave is a big turnoff to me .
Morning Cat and all my friends . Dads BACK

There you is my big ole hansome beef brisket!
That's not what you were saying when I wuz chasin you arounds your big ole barn.

[Dads Sugarplum]

-CatCiao- wrote:

<quoted text>
Only when you're not looking!
*booty wiggle*

I gots my eye on you sista!
He be mine!

[unreals_dad]

Dads Sugarplum wrote:

<quoted text>There you is my big ole hansome beef brisket!
That's not what you were saying when I wuz chasin you arounds your big ole barn.

LEG HUMPER warning sign posted

[Dads Sugarplum]

-CatCiao- wrote:

<quoted text>
Only when you're not looking!
*booty wiggle*

*hand wave*
oh no you didenz!
*snap*
Dads aints goins fo dat little thang you calls a boot-teh
*wiggle waggle*
He likes a whole lotta junk to grab whens we is in deh cluuub.

[Dads Sugarplum]

unreals_dad wrote:

<quoted text>LEG HUMPER warning sign posted

Dat shoulds bees a Too Hot To Handle sign
*shake junk*

[unreals_dad]

Dads Sugarplum wrote:

<quoted text>Dat shoulds bees a Too Hot To Handle sign
*shake junk*

Junk yea thats what u r . U mad , Rite
?

[unreals_dad]

I have some catnip in my pocket for that Catciao when she drops by the farm barn .

[Dads Sugarplum]

unreals_dad wrote:

<quoted text>Junk yea thats what u r . U mad , Rite
?

Buts honeybooboos wuts bouts da times wees hads?

[unreals_dad]

Dads Sugarplum wrote:

<quoted text>Buts honeybooboos wuts bouts da times wees hads?

U wus dreaming .

[Dads Sugarplum]

unreals_dad wrote:

<quoted text>U wus dreaming .

But wuts bouts yous runnings away and shaking dat awesome booty at mes whiles I tries to catches yous?

[unreals_dad]

Dads Sugarplum wrote:

<quoted text>But wuts bouts yous runnings away and shaking dat awesome booty at mes whiles I tries to catches yous?

Me run LMAO . I will close my eyes and count to 300 . You go hide and I will find you . Hide an no seek ,ya'll think leg humper will fall for that old trick ?

[Dads Sugarplum]

unreals_dad wrote:

<quoted text>Me run LMAO . I will close my eyes and count to 300 . You go hide and I will find you . Hide an no seek ,ya'll think leg humper will fall for that old trick ?

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