“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#2137 Jan 11, 2013
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
It's 11 degrees and been snowing all day and the wind is really blowing. It's supposed to be 17 degrees when the Broncos kikk off tomorrow. Should be an interesting game. That football is going to be as hard as a rock and slippery.
Forgot about that kikk warning. Big red letters. Cripes people. It's the playoffs!
Hmmmm, I changed the spelling and it still didn't post. What exactly in that post is considered profanity? Perhaps the auto filter doesn't like my football team?

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2138 Jan 13, 2013
Dads Sugarplum wrote:
<quoted text>Is you trying to steal muh mans?
*junk jiggle*
Sugarplum I don't think your going to get much attention from me at all > that hair weave is a big turnoff to me .
Morning Cat and all my friends . Dads BACK

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2139 Jan 13, 2013
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmmmm, I changed the spelling and it still didn't post. What exactly in that post is considered profanity? Perhaps the auto filter doesn't like my football team?
We can post just about every vile word out there, but we can't use the word "ki. c.k". Just something else to laugh at topix for.

Second try...got the red letter warning.

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2140 Jan 13, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Sugarplum I don't think your going to get much attention from me at all > that hair weave is a big turnoff to me .
Morning Cat and all my friends . Dads BACK
So good to see you back, babe. That's that bull-ette I mentioned!

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2141 Jan 14, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Sugarplum I don't think your going to get much attention from me at all > that hair weave is a big turnoff to me .
Morning Cat and all my friends . Dads BACK
There you is my big ole hansome beef brisket!
That's not what you were saying when I wuz chasin you arounds your big ole barn.

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2142 Jan 14, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Only when you're not looking!
*booty wiggle*
I gots my eye on you sista!
He be mine!

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2143 Jan 14, 2013
Dads Sugarplum wrote:
<quoted text>There you is my big ole hansome beef brisket!
That's not what you were saying when I wuz chasin you arounds your big ole barn.
LEG HUMPER warning sign posted

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2144 Jan 15, 2013
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Only when you're not looking!
*booty wiggle*
*hand wave*
oh no you didenz!
*snap*
Dads aints goins fo dat little thang you calls a boot-teh
*wiggle waggle*
He likes a whole lotta junk to grab whens we is in deh cluuub.

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2145 Jan 15, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>LEG HUMPER warning sign posted
Dat shoulds bees a Too Hot To Handle sign
*shake junk*

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2146 Jan 15, 2013
Dads Sugarplum wrote:
<quoted text>Dat shoulds bees a Too Hot To Handle sign
*shake junk*
Junk yea thats what u r . U mad , Rite
?

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2147 Jan 15, 2013
I have some catnip in my pocket for that Catciao when she drops by the farm barn .

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2148 Jan 15, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Junk yea thats what u r . U mad , Rite
?
Buts honeybooboos wuts bouts da times wees hads?

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2149 Jan 15, 2013
Dads Sugarplum wrote:
<quoted text>Buts honeybooboos wuts bouts da times wees hads?
U wus dreaming .

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2150 Jan 15, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>U wus dreaming .
But wuts bouts yous runnings away and shaking dat awesome booty at mes whiles I tries to catches yous?

“Call Me Dad”

Since: Feb 11

Pokeatwat Farms , Maine.

#2151 Jan 15, 2013
Dads Sugarplum wrote:
<quoted text>But wuts bouts yous runnings away and shaking dat awesome booty at mes whiles I tries to catches yous?
Me run LMAO . I will close my eyes and count to 300 . You go hide and I will find you . Hide an no seek ,ya'll think leg humper will fall for that old trick ?

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2152 Jan 15, 2013
unreals_dad wrote:
<quoted text>Me run LMAO . I will close my eyes and count to 300 . You go hide and I will find you . Hide an no seek ,ya'll think leg humper will fall for that old trick ?
ones...toos.....trees.....four s.....nines....tens....ates... ..elebens...twentys....seventy hundred...

“Looking for my all beef patty”

Level 2

Since: Jan 13

Dads Farm, TN

#2153 Jan 15, 2013
seventy-hundred^^^^

Since: Sep 12

Reading, Pennsylvania

#2155 Jan 23, 2013
I was sitting here at my desk, eating a KitKat bar, and naturally I thought of you!

Hi CatCiao!

;)

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#2156 Jan 23, 2013
Smart-Alex wrote:
I was sitting here at my desk, eating a KitKat bar, and naturally I thought of you!
Hi CatCiao!
;)
Hi sweetheart. That makes me realize, it's after 1:00 and I haven't had lunch yet. Thanks! Share?

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#2157 Jan 23, 2013
Welcome back, Cat. My day is good. :-)

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