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#302
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The Troll Doll wrote:
If I'm Sniper who will be Troll Doll?
Or Auntie?
Sniper, of course! Duh!

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#303
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Good Evening Denver!

After a long vacation, I have returned!

Oh, wait breaking news!

Two men are holding themselves hostage in a home just outside Denver.
The first suspect is threatening to hurt himself with a wiffle ball bat if $100 Million dollars isn't sent to an offshore account in the Cayman Islands.
The second suspect is threatening himself with a rubber knife and demands tax cuts for the middle class be implemented.

The police will do something about this situation as soon as they stop laughing.

Can we get this election over with!!!!

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Nov 15, 2012
 

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Good Evening Denver!

Breaking news!

There is a great invasion of socks on IT.
They all claim to be new, yet they know everything that has ever happened on Topix.
They claim Lelu is a fake, all of her, not just her most of her body.

Louisiana is upset because it wasn't invited to the sock party.

Italy gives boot to socks.

In other news, the 7 sins have come to Denver.
What do you expect after all the visits from Obama?

Thank You and Goodnight

“I dont got no stinkin socks”

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RIP { Residing In Parietal }

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Nov 19, 2012
 

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I would like to apologize. For all the "Socks Gone Wild". I had nothing to do with it...and admit to nothing. I dont know those people, nor have I ever seen them before. And you cant prove anything. And probably wasnt even there that night whenever it was.
Snipers Sock

Tempe, AZ

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Nov 19, 2012
 

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Sniper II wrote:
I would like to apologize. For all the "Socks Gone Wild". I had nothing to do with it...and admit to nothing. I dont know those people, nor have I ever seen them before. And you cant prove anything. And probably wasnt even there that night whenever it was.
Bitch you are i say......!!

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Nov 19, 2012
 

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Snipers Sock wrote:
<quoted text>Bitch you are i say......!!
Yoda ? Is that you ? Im sorry I didn't bring your light Sabre back..

“Si vis pacem, para bellum”

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Red Devil, AK

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Nov 19, 2012
 

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Sniper II wrote:
<quoted text>Yoda ? Is that you ? Im sorry I didn't bring your light Sabre back..
I don't think it's yoda but from what I have heard they look like they could be related.

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Nov 19, 2012
 

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-WICKED ANGEL- wrote:
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I don't think it's yoda but from what I have heard they look like they could be related.
Gretzilla ? Figgapotamous ? Peptart ? Kernel Abby ?

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Nov 20, 2012
 

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Good Evening Holly, CO.

Lelu gets Amazon basin bottled water.
I get water from the tap.
Lelu gets a dressing room.
I get an old mop closet.
She makes a joke about the boss and everyone laughs.
I make a joke about the boss's wife and I get sent to the sticks.

Farmer Wilson's donkey cart is causing a major traffic jam on Vincent St. There are 3 cars crawling behind his cart.

Mrs. Donald's cat gave birth and she is going to give away kittens.

Luke Olsen made a ringer to beat Irma Johnson in the local horseshoe contest.

And the 3:15PM train arrived 10 minutes early today.

Good night

Get me outta here!!!!!

“Si vis pacem, para bellum”

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Nov 21, 2012
 

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Sniper II wrote:
<quoted text>Gretzilla ? Figgapotamous ? Peptart ? Kernel Abby ?
Yes :)

“Bringing You The News”

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In new and different ways.

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Breaking News!

There is an angry transvestite terrorizing the Topix Main community in a moderators apartment, claiming that the justice system, has been for hundreds of years, working in reverse! This transvestite is not really armed or even dangerous, unless you are allergic certain molds or have sensitive hearing. No one is sure what sparked the attack on the American judicial system except for the obvious need for attention and a denial of being completely wrong and uneducated. Demands are being made that everyone shut the heck up and allow the angry maniac to continue its rampage and hopefully any hostages will be released relatively unharmed when it runs out of the hot air that drives it's energy source.

Back to you Bubbles the Weather Bimbo!

“How's your weather?”

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Denver, CO

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Nov 25, 2012
 

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Thank you Lelu Tia Carlatta. This is Bubbles bringing you the weather from where I am.

I just looked outside and well....it's dark.

That's all I have for now. They don't call me Bubbles for nothing.

Back to you, Lelu Tia Carlatta or um... Ms. Jones

“look up and laugh”

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guess, where

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Nov 25, 2012
 

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enjoy your Sunday

“Don't Ask”

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And I won't tell.

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Nov 25, 2012
 

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Bubbles-Weather Bimbo wrote:
Thank you Lelu Tia Carlatta. This is Bubbles bringing you the weather from where I am.
I just looked outside and well....it's dark.
That's all I have for now. They don't call me Bubbles for nothing.
Back to you, Lelu Tia Carlatta or um... Ms. Jones
Best weather report ever.Keep up the good work!

“Listen up !”

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If you want the Real story.

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Nov 26, 2012
 

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Bubbles-Weather Bimbo wrote:
Thank you Lelu Tia Carlatta. This is Bubbles bringing you the weather from where I am.
I just looked outside and well....it's dark.
That's all I have for now. They don't call me Bubbles for nothing.
Back to you, Lelu Tia Carlatta or um... Ms. Jones
Well hello there..maybe we could do some breaking news together sometime Miss Bubbles ?

“look up and laugh”

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Nov 26, 2012
 

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on my feet, in my dresser drawer or in the laundry basket.

“look up and laugh”

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Nov 26, 2012
 

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who wants a cup of green tea?

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Breaking News!
While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,‘What’s your hurry?’
To which she replied,‘I’m late for work.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop,‘what do you do?’
‘I’m a rectum stretcher,’ she responded.
The cop stammered,‘A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’
‘Well,’ she said,‘I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.’
‘And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot a'hole?‘ he asked.‘You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…’

Back to you Bubbles the Weather Bimbo!

“How's your weather?”

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Denver, CO

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Well, Thank You Lelu Tia Carlatta Jones. That was certainly an interesting turn of events. I can't imagine why the young lady was late for work but it's obvious to me the officer didn't help matters any. Now she's gonna be even later and I thought they were supposed to help people not hinder them. Oh well.....

This is Bubbles the Weather Bimbo bringing you the latest in everything you ever needed to know about all things atmospheric. I looked out the window earlier and to my surprise I saw daylight. That's something those poor folks in Northern Alaska can't say right now.

That's all I have for now. This is Bubbles taking it back to Ms. Lelu Tia Carlatta Jones for any information regarding that young lady and whether or not she made it to work on time.

They don't call me Bubbles for nothing.

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#322
Mar 21, 2013
 
ZZZZZZZzzzzzz
*yawn*
*open eyes*
*look around*
Where am I?
Argentina?!
Leluuuuuu!!!!!!!

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