BADboy's House of Nuts, the Sequel
-badboy-

Kansas City, MO

#21 Jun 21, 2012
III Bill wrote:
<quoted text>
You should make a sling shot with rubber bands and shoot paper clips at them. It really pisses them off.
I did that...

Only there is 5 of them now, and each of them have a small pile of nuts gathered by them.

Thier beedy eyes staring down at me with evil intent

Every time I get up to walk out side they run to the other side of the trailer along the limb they are setting on, each with a nut grasped in thier small hands.

They are gonna gang nut me

I'm trapped

Help !!!!

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#22 Jun 21, 2012
-badboy- wrote:
<quoted text>
I did that...
Only there is 5 of them now, and each of them have a small pile of nuts gathered by them.
Thier beedy eyes staring down at me with evil intent
Every time I get up to walk out side they run to the other side of the trailer along the limb they are setting on, each with a nut grasped in thier small hands.
They are gonna gang nut me
I'm trapped
Help !!!!
Pulls 22 out of the trunk of the tricycle..........
Opens case..........
Snaps in 50 round banana clip..........
Aims at 5 squirrels lined up..........
Holds down trigger and sweeps line from left to right.........
Puts 22 back in the trunk of the tricycle..........
You're safe now Bad Boy..........
I gotta run after some lunch..........

Vroooooooooooom..........

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech...... ....

“"You have the power..."”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#23 Jun 21, 2012
Squirrels are NOT evil; they're smart. ;-)

“Its Eaiser to fool people than”

Since: Sep 11

convince them they are a fool

#24 Jun 21, 2012
And tasty..Hi Glinda.

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#25 Jun 21, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Pulls 22 out of the trunk of the tricycle..........
Opens case..........
Snaps in 50 round banana clip..........
Aims at 5 squirrels lined up..........
Holds down trigger and sweeps line from left to right.........
Puts 22 back in the trunk of the tricycle..........
You're safe now Bad Boy..........
I gotta run after some lunch..........
Vroooooooooooom..........
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech...... ....
I do believe that it has been established beyond any doubt that Troll Doll is way more dangerous than any stinking squirrel!

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#26 Jun 21, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
I do believe that it has been established beyond any doubt that Troll Doll is way more dangerous than any stinking squirrel!
Only to the squirrels........
Stew for lunch tomorrow..........

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#27 Jun 21, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>Only to the squirrels........
Stew for lunch tomorrow..........
Stew? Dammit. You girls and your boytoys...who can keep up?!? ;)

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#28 Jun 21, 2012
Stew..........

SQUIRREL STEW
3 squirrels (boy squirrels OR girl squirrels)
2 cans tomatoes
2 lg. onions
Juice of 1 lemon
Dash of hot sauce
1/2 stick butter
2 to 3 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 c. catsup
1 can yellow corn.......WHAT? Korn is EVIL!
Salt & pepper to taste

Dress 3 young squirrels and let soak in salt water several hours. Remove and put in pot and simmer until tender. Pull meat from bones and strain liquid to avoid small bones. Add 2 cans tomatoes and 2 large onions. Cook slowly for 1 hour. Add to liquid juice of 1 lemon, dash of hot sauce, 1/2 stick butter, 2 to 3 tablespoons of Worcestershire, 1 cup catsup, salt and pepper to taste. Let simmer for 30 minutes. Add 1 can yellow corn and simmer about 10 minutes, stirring to keep it from sticking. Makes about 1 gallon

“Fight Like A Girl”

Since: Jul 10

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#29 Jun 21, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
Stew..........
SQUIRREL STEW
3 squirrels (boy squirrels OR girl squirrels)
2 cans tomatoes
2 lg. onions
Juice of 1 lemon
Dash of hot sauce
1/2 stick butter
2 to 3 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 c. catsup
1 can yellow corn.......WHAT? Korn is EVIL!
Salt & pepper to taste
Dress 3 young squirrels and let soak in salt water several hours. Remove and put in pot and simmer until tender. Pull meat from bones and strain liquid to avoid small bones. Add 2 cans tomatoes and 2 large onions. Cook slowly for 1 hour. Add to liquid juice of 1 lemon, dash of hot sauce, 1/2 stick butter, 2 to 3 tablespoons of Worcestershire, 1 cup catsup, salt and pepper to taste. Let simmer for 30 minutes. Add 1 can yellow corn and simmer about 10 minutes, stirring to keep it from sticking. Makes about 1 gallon
Those poor little squirrels.....

Reduced to stewing in a pot with KORN..

“"You have the power..."”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#30 Jun 21, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
And tasty..Hi Glinda.
Hi Sniper! I wouldn't know, I won't eat wild game.

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#31 Jun 21, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Only to the squirrels........
Stew for lunch tomorrow..........
I sure do like squirrel and dumplings! Imma thinking about taking some out of the freezer and making me a pot of them tomorrow. Y'all have a good'n.

“DESTRUCTION”

Level 1

Since: Oct 11

Is My Goal

#32 Jun 21, 2012
-badboy- wrote:
I currently have three squirrels eyeing me through my office window
this worries me
Sorry, I thought i saw some bunnies. You know they are evil creatures, and its my mission "after life" to rectify the wrongs they did.

“DESTRUCTION”

Level 1

Since: Oct 11

Is My Goal

#33 Jun 21, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
They can also smell fear...
"stares at"

"gives stink eye"

BOO!

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#34 Jun 21, 2012
Dead Ninja Squirrel wrote:
<quoted text>Sorry, I thought i saw some bunnies. You know they are evil creatures, and its my mission "after life" to rectify the wrongs they did.
I think you can make slippers out of the bunny skins........

“Dooshbag Agitator”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Brainerd, MN

#35 Jun 21, 2012
Dead Ninja Squirrel wrote:
<quoted text>"stares at"
"gives stink eye"
BOO!
Hokay... you did NOT just try the old squirrel startles the cat trick! Seriously, I know YOU know me better than that!

“Its Eaiser to fool people than”

Since: Sep 11

convince them they are a fool

#36 Jun 21, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
Stew..........
SQUIRREL STEW
3 squirrels (boy squirrels OR girl squirrels)
2 cans tomatoes
2 lg. onions
Juice of 1 lemon
Dash of hot sauce
1/2 stick butter
2 to 3 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 c. catsup
1 can yellow corn.......WHAT? Korn is EVIL!
Salt & pepper to taste
Dress 3 young squirrels and let soak in salt water several hours. Remove and put in pot and simmer until tender. Pull meat from bones and strain liquid to avoid small bones. Add 2 cans tomatoes and 2 large onions. Cook slowly for 1 hour. Add to liquid juice of 1 lemon, dash of hot sauce, 1/2 stick butter, 2 to 3 tablespoons of Worcestershire, 1 cup catsup, salt and pepper to taste. Let simmer for 30 minutes. Add 1 can yellow corn and simmer about 10 minutes, stirring to keep it from sticking. Makes about 1 gallon
One question..Where do you find little outfits to dress them in ?

“Its Eaiser to fool people than”

Since: Sep 11

convince them they are a fool

#37 Jun 21, 2012
-Glinda- wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Sniper! I wouldn't know, I won't eat wild game.
They aren't wild..Evil maybe but not wild..

“Its Eaiser to fool people than”

Since: Sep 11

convince them they are a fool

#38 Jun 21, 2012
the perfessor wrote:
<quoted text>I sure do like squirrel and dumplings! Imma thinking about taking some out of the freezer and making me a pot of them tomorrow. Y'all have a good'n.
Ever have "Flying squirrels" ? They have wings..I love wings..

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#39 Jun 22, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
<quoted text>One question..Where do you find little outfits to dress them in ?
Walmart?

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#40 Jun 22, 2012
Sniper II wrote:
<quoted text>They aren't wild..Evil maybe but not wild..
No, they're pretty dang tame. Bold I'd call it. They come up on the neighbors patio when she's putting out the feed and she can hardly walk through them. She's like the Pied Piper of squirrels.

Squirrels ARE evil!

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