Where are the Russian girls?

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#385 Jan 26, 2012
Aunt_Flo wrote:
Whew, that was close!
*hides the panda's 'toys' and tiptoes away*
Well that worked out! Thank you for sparing me the gags and whips my friend. You always got my back!:)

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#387 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
Some of the ball gags are filled with milk, others with vodka. The whips have feathers on the ends ;) tickle tickle
Oh well now I feel silly!

“Topix Sux (_!_)”

Since: Apr 11

The real world

#389 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
Some of the ball gags are filled with milk, others with vodka. The whips have feathers on the ends ;) tickle tickle
Well, you didn't tell us THAT! I'll go retrieve the toys. lol

“Topix Sux (_!_)”

Since: Apr 11

The real world

#391 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
<quoted text>I like it to be a surprise. Other Kitty didnt like the last surprise when I got candle wax all in her fur
We kitties are kind of vain about our fur...

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#392 Jan 26, 2012
Aunt_Flo wrote:
<quoted text>
We kitties are kind of vain about our fur...
I don't know what it is with these people on this forum. They are always doing something bad to my fur!

*looks around for Satan*

“Topix Sux (_!_)”

Since: Apr 11

The real world

#393 Jan 26, 2012
TStylist wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know what it is with these people on this forum. They are always doing something bad to my fur!
*looks around for Satan*
I think it's because they like it. But candle wax... do they not know what a nightmare it is to untangle one's fur after that?!

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#394 Jan 26, 2012
Aunt_Flo wrote:
<quoted text>
I think it's because they like it. But candle wax... do they not know what a nightmare it is to untangle one's fur after that?!
My fur has been turned black, wind blown so bad it stuck way up for almost a week. Shaved twice! Burned! And now this...

“Topix Sux (_!_)”

Since: Apr 11

The real world

#396 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
Now see maybe I was just looking for an excuse to get out the shaver
*flee*

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#397 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
Now see maybe I was just looking for an excuse to get out the shaver
*stares at*

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#398 Jan 26, 2012
Panda Sex

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
'The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'
Eddie said,'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says,'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls her on her cell phone and asks what happened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'

Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Y'all have a good'n.

“Pass the sunscreen”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#399 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
Now see maybe I was just looking for an excuse to get out the shaver
*get up*

*run like he**!!!!*

“Topix Sux (_!_)”

Since: Apr 11

The real world

#401 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
<quoted text>I was gonna ask you to hold them down somehow. They are slippery covered in baby oil and jello
*sharpens kitty claws*

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#402 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
<quoted text>I was gonna ask you to hold them down somehow. They are slippery covered in baby oil and jello
Why would you want to hold us down?

TStylist
Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#404 Jan 26, 2012
Sexual Harassment Panda wrote:
<quoted text>So we can shave cool designs in your fur of course. And dye it blue too
Ok!

*taps wrist*

Would you look at the time? I got to go umm, do something super important! Yeah, like right this minute so umm... Bye!!

*flee*
Georgie

Los Angeles, CA

#405 Sep 3, 2012
Actually, I'm so interested in finding out if there is a hamg put for young people of Eastern European descent. I just happen to find people from Russian, and the Ukrain to be very awesome to get along with... regardless of gender. They are just cool people. Anyone with any knowledge in where to hang out?

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#406 Sep 3, 2012
Georgie wrote:
Actually, I'm so interested in finding out if there is a hamg put for young people of Eastern European descent. I just happen to find people from Russian, and the Ukrain to be very awesome to get along with... regardless of gender. They are just cool people. Anyone with any knowledge in where to hang out?
Eastern Europe would be my first guess.
jay t

Aurora, CO

#407 May 16, 2014
Jammercolo wrote:
<quoted text>
Serious, so was I.
Ask them then.
The guy wasnt asking for your stupid bullshit. He asked a serious question. If you dont know keep your fat mouth shut

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

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#408 May 17, 2014
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Eastern Europe would be my first guess.
I'll put 20 bucks on it as well..
Moemoe

Aurora, CO

#409 Jul 14, 2014
Truth Addict wrote:
<quoted text>Call CannaMed and ask those girls, they are run by Russians.
can u get xanny in denver?
Tai

United States

#411 May 27, 2015
Try Glendale. Also some BEAUTIFUL girls working @ Shotguns William

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