It's Illegal To Sleep In The Nude If You Live In Minnesota

[LisaPink]

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death- Alabama

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month- Arkansas

You may not have more than two dildos in a house -Arizona

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus -Arizona

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs -Arizona

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water -Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited- Arizona

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour- California

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour -Connecticut

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce -Connecticut

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind -Connecticut

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging -Florida

It is considered an offense to shower naked -Florida

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle -Florida

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays -Florida

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal -Florida

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds -Idaho

You may not fish on a camel's or giraffes back -Idaho

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile -Illinois

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March -Indiana

One-armed piano players must perform for free- Iowa

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol -Lousiana

Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack -Maine

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car -Mass

It is illegal to sleep naked- Minnesota

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.-Nebraska

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway- Nevada

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.-New York

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields -North Carolina

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on -North Dakota

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July -Ohio

Tattoos are banned -Oklahoma

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors -PA

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs- South Carolina

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory- South Carolina

Driving is not to be done while asleep -TN

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers -Texas

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel -Texas

It is illegal to milk another person's cow -Texas

Birds have the right of way on all highways -Utah

Whistling underwater is illegal -Vermont

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween -Virginia

It is illegal to tickle women -Virginia

All lollipops are banned -Washington

Roadkill may be taken home for supper -West Virginia

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June -Wyoming

[nick in arvada]

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs -Arizona

Damn it!!!!

[LisaPink]

nick in arvada wrote:

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs -Arizona
Damn it!!!!

That's really gonna be disappointing to RM. He already can't hunt camels anymore! My favorite was the one about being allowed to take roadkill home for dinner.

[msherpa]

Birds have the right of way on all highways -Utah

WTF?

[The Iggy]

LisaPink wrote:

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death- Alabama
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month- Arkansas
You may not have more than two dildos in a house -Arizona
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus -Arizona
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs -Arizona
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water -Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited- Arizona
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour- California
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour -Connecticut
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce -Connecticut
No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind -Connecticut
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging -Florida
It is considered an offense to shower naked -Florida
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle -Florida
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays -Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal -Florida
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds -Idaho
You may not fish on a camel's or giraffes back -Idaho
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile -Illinois
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March -Indiana
One-armed piano players must perform for free- Iowa
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol -Lousiana
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack -Maine
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car -Mass
It is illegal to sleep naked- Minnesota
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.-Nebraska
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway- Nevada
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.-New York
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields -North Carolina
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on -North Dakota
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July -Ohio
Tattoos are banned -Oklahoma
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors -PA
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs- South Carolina
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory- South Carolina
Driving is not to be done while asleep -TN
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers -Texas
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel -Texas
It is illegal to milk another person's cow -Texas
Birds have the right of way on all highways -Utah
Whistling underwater is illegal -Vermont
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween -Virginia
It is illegal to tickle women -Virginia
All lollipops are banned -Washington
Roadkill may be taken home for supper -West Virginia
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June -Wyoming

If I wanna sleep nekkid I will, screw MN! LOL

For the Arizona ones - It is illegal to refuse a glass of water and 25 yrs for cutting down a cactus. Those are true for very good reasons. The Seguarro (sp?) only grows in that area and eco system, they are protected and can NOT survive in any other climate/elevation.

The water comes from people dieing of dehydration. The homeowner only has to provide a garden hose, they do not have to provide the glass. So if you live in AZ and someone is in your yard drinking from your hose, there isn't anything you can do about it.:)

My hubby lived in Tucson for 6 yrs, LANDSCAPING ( he is freaking nutz!) no less.

[LisaPink]

The Iggy wrote:

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If I wanna sleep nekkid I will, screw MN! LOL
For the Arizona ones - It is illegal to refuse a glass of water and 25 yrs for cutting down a cactus. Those are true for very good reasons. The Seguarro (sp?) only grows in that area and eco system, they are protected and can NOT survive in any other climate/elevation.
The water comes from people dieing of dehydration. The homeowner only has to provide a garden hose, they do not have to provide the glass. So if you live in AZ and someone is in your yard drinking from your hose, there isn't anything you can do about it.:)
My hubby lived in Tucson for 6 yrs, LANDSCAPING ( he is freaking nutz!) no less.

Wow! Moving here must have baan a real shock to his system!

[msherpa]

The Iggy wrote:

<quoted text>
If I wanna sleep nekkid I will, screw MN! LOL
For the Arizona ones - It is illegal to refuse a glass of water and 25 yrs for cutting down a cactus. Those are true for very good reasons. The Seguarro (sp?) only grows in that area and eco system, they are protected and can NOT survive in any other climate/elevation.
The water comes from people dieing of dehydration. The homeowner only has to provide a garden hose, they do not have to provide the glass. So if you live in AZ and someone is in your yard drinking from your hose, there isn't anything you can do about it.:)
My hubby lived in Tucson for 6 yrs, LANDSCAPING ( he is freaking nutz!) no less.

Wow! I'm going to try this the next time I go to AZ. I'm going to walk up to somebody's house, turn on their garden hose, and drink from it! I'll be sure to carry a print out of this post with me for proof!

[Captain Obvious]

Man, good thing I read this, I can narrow down my list of future residences

[GSXR Chick]

Guess no one wanted to update some of these?

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March -Indiana

No wonder it stinks there fall to spring.....

[Captain Obvious]

LisaPink wrote:

<quoted text>That's really gonna be disappointing to RM. He already can't hunt camels anymore! My favorite was the one about being allowed to take roadkill home for dinner.

We have that same law here about the roadkill. Pa used to always treat us on Fridays, we would go for a drive, and we could pick out what we wanted.

[The Iggy]

msherpa wrote:

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Wow! I'm going to try this the next time I go to AZ. I'm going to walk up to somebody's house, turn on their garden hose, and drink from it! I'll be sure to carry a print out of this post with me for proof!

Go ahead, I do think you should ask first if someone is home, not like they can tell you no. LOL

[The Iggy]

LisaPink wrote:

<quoted text>Wow! Moving here must have baan a real shock to his system!

Mine too, being from Albuquerque.:)

[LisaPink]

Captain Obvious wrote:

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We have that same law here about the roadkill. Pa used to always treat us on Fridays, we would go for a drive, and we could pick out what we wanted.

Um, I think I'll be doing the cooking from now on, K?

[LisaPink]

GSXR Chick wrote:

Guess no one wanted to update some of these?
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March -Indiana
No wonder it stinks there fall to spring.....

LOL!

[spaulding]

It's legal to marry your cousin if he or she is 16 years of age or pregnant- Oklahoma

[Denver Doh]

Can people get naked and shell peas on their front porch in Colorado?

[LisaPink]

Getalife wrote:

It's legal to marry your cousin if he or she is 16 years of age or pregnant- Oklahoma

I was told recently, that it is legal to marry your first cousin HERE, in Colorado. Pretty sure it's true.

[Jebadya]

What if she's your cousin and your sister?

[spaulding]

LisaPink wrote:

<quoted text>I was told recently, that it is legal to marry your first cousin HERE, in Colorado. Pretty sure it's true.

Only if he or she is an illegal. It's one of Ritters new policies

[spaulding]

Denver Doh wrote:

Can people get naked and shell peas on their front porch in Colorado?

How about nuts?