tOfficial GOP "Why We Lost" Thread

tOfficial GOP "Why We Lost" Thread

Posted in the Denver Forum

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#1 Nov 5, 2012
In 36 hours, the righties on this board will be blaming something, and/or somebody, for Willard's loss. They will never just pony up and say they ran an idiot because that in turn would mean, well ... you know.

I have made no secret of my intent to not be here after the election per my announcement of my decision to be leaving this board immediately after the election.

So, I thought that just for kicks, instead of everyone going on and on all day tomorrow about how much they have enjoyed my commentary and how much I'll be missed and even maybe inspired by my sometimes unique point of view, or my undeniably remarkable sense of humor, or my inequivical substanciated intellect on all matters, or ..... oh, that's enough about me, back to my point -

... my "Topic" for this thread is;

What are some of the bestest funniest lamest excuses the righties will be using for having lost this Presidential election?

Level 6

Since: Feb 12

Aurora, CO

#2 Nov 5, 2012
An act of God a Hurricane caused the American people to vote democratic.

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#3 Nov 5, 2012
"Paul Ryan didn't deliver Wisconsin"

Level 6

Since: Feb 12

Aurora, CO

#4 Nov 5, 2012
Chris Christie is a scorned VP choice so he praised Obama

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#5 Nov 5, 2012
"Mitten's magic underwear malfunctioned"

“I`M COMING”

Level 4

Since: Sep 11

To ruin your day

#6 Nov 5, 2012
I think i`ll change this thread to the All night party thread.

Since: Aug 10

Cathouse Mouse

#7 Nov 6, 2012
"We finally agree with lefties, it really is Gee-Dubbaya's fault.

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Deadwood, SD

#8 Nov 6, 2012
-MAYHEM- wrote:
I think i`ll change this thread to the All night party thread.
Want me to deliver the kegs here?

“I think therefore I...forgot!!”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

Denver, CO

#10 Dec 28, 2012
All the lazy poor people who never do anything except watch tv and eat and live off the government went out and stood in the freezing cold for 10 hours without coats or shoes ... VOTED!!!

Umm? Is that a bit of a paradox or something???

Nope, can't be a paradox cause they can't afford a single doc .....Ok, LAME:):):):)LOLLLLLL

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