Kitty's Escapades and Ball of Yarn

“Walk With Me in Hell”

Level 5

Since: Apr 13

Hell, Norway

#6168 Jul 27, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
NO!
Never!
*hang on for dear life*
*nails scraping on floor*
Get that poison away from me!
*shut mouf*
mmmmf!
*stern look from GF*
NEVER!
*GF force feeds me vegetarian food from Down To Earth health food store*
This is all your fault Kitty!
:P
Lol!

Hi Kittie!

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Since: Sep 11

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#6169 Jul 27, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
NO!
Never!
*hang on for dear life*
*nails scraping on floor*
Get that poison away from me!
*shut mouf*
mmmmf!
*stern look from GF*
NEVER!
*GF force feeds me vegetarian food from Down To Earth health food store*
This is all your fault Kitty!
:P
She wants you to live longer. She loves you :)

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#6170 Jul 27, 2013
_satan_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Lol!
Hi Kittie!
Hail Overlord of the Underworld! How the hell are ya!?

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#6172 Aug 24, 2013
Natoleon wrote:
Hey, this looks like an interesting thread to post on.
Hi, I'm new here but I've been lurking and reading for years. I feel like I know everyone very well.
Have A Nice Day™:)
Hello new person. You look sort of........hawt! Don't tell my boyfriend though.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#6173 Aug 24, 2013
Good afternoon my good friend miss kitty!

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#6174 Aug 24, 2013
mr goodwrench wrote:
Good afternoon my good friend miss kitty!
Hiya Mr. G! I know you are awesome, so I won't ask how you are today!

*winky face*

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#6175 Aug 24, 2013
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>Hiya Mr. G! I know you are awesome, so I won't ask how you are today!

*winky face*
Wink***

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#6177 Aug 24, 2013
Natoleon wrote:
<quoted text>
I hope ur boyfriend doesn't read your page ;)
I did not think of that!

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Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#6178 Aug 24, 2013
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>I did not think of that!
Oh no!
You've been cought!

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#6179 Aug 24, 2013
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh no!
You've been cought!
I know... dang!

“Let's talk to each other:”

Level 10

Since: Apr 10

NOT about each other!

#6180 Aug 24, 2013
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
I know... dang!
Just you wait til I tell him what I observed going on in the back booth! You're gonna be in deep, deep doodoo! LOL!! Y'all have a good'n.

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#6181 Aug 24, 2013
Natoleon wrote:
Hey, this looks like an interesting thread to post on.
Hi, I'm new here but I've been lurking and reading for years. I feel like I know everyone very well.
Have A Nice Day™:)
You favor my younger brother by another muther an futher .

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#6184 Aug 26, 2013
It is quite a sexy thing to have humor and wisdom!!

"The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say,'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away."

~George Carlin

“Walk With Me in Hell”

Level 5

Since: Apr 13

Hell, Norway

#6185 Aug 26, 2013
Death Kitten wrote:
It is quite a sexy thing to have humor and wisdom!!
"The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say,'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away."
~George Carlin
Dammit!
We suck!
-Satan

“Surfs up!”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#6186 Aug 29, 2013
Death Kitten wrote:
It is quite a sexy thing to have humor and wisdom!!
"The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say,'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away."
~George Carlin
TLDR!
Even though she has bad breath, bites, is furry, a cold nose and has a bad temper I did try to hug her.

At least the dog doesn't bite as much as she does......

:)

JK!

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Since: Sep 11

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#6187 Sep 3, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>TLDR!
Even though she has bad breath, bites, is furry, a cold nose and has a bad temper I did try to hug her.
At least the dog doesn't bite as much as she does......
:)
JK!
Why I oughtta!!!

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Deadwood, SD

#6188 Sep 3, 2013
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
Why I oughtta!!!
KITTIE!!!!!!!!!!

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#6189 Sep 4, 2013
_Twisted Wicked_ wrote:
<quoted text>KITTIE!!!!!!!!!!
*get's blanket*

*attempts to beat the flame off that clowny clown clown head*

It just keeps igniting!!!!

Hi there :)

Sorry about that!

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#6190 Sep 4, 2013
Good afternoon miss kitty.

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#6191 Sep 4, 2013
mr goodwrench wrote:
Good afternoon miss kitty.
Hello Mr. G!:)

How the heck are you?

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