“Pffffffffffft!”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Whatever

#5042 Dec 19, 2012
Good morning my friends!! I have missed you all too. Thank you for the kind words and the warm fuzzies!!!

“Make Dreams Come True”

Level 5

Since: Nov 12

Meowza Christmastime

#5043 Dec 19, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
Good morning my friends!! I have missed you all too. Thank you for the kind words and the warm fuzzies!!!
For the appreciative feline persuasion. Hope you enjoy!

Please take heed subservient humans:

Ten Cat Commandments for their humans

1. Acknowldge that I am Cat - no other is above Me. Not even you.

2. Anyone who says I am "just a cat" is not worthy of your time and attention.

3. My affection is mine to dole out, it cannot be forced. Don't try.

4. When people visit, remember I have teeth and will defend myself if necessary. If I flee, do not reveal my choice hiding spots.

5. The fur I shed is my gift to you, so I am with you wherever you go. It is not my fault when you choose garments that do not match my fur color.

6. Did you know my sense of smell is 12 times better than yours? So as much as you hate a smelly litter box, it bothers me 12 times as much! Please help keep it clean, and we'll both be happier.

7. I have a mind of my own. Please do not be upset if I like the packaging better than the expensive toy you just bought me, or the bag your brought it home in. Just be grateful I like something.

8. Pay attention. I am not going to be able to tell you if I am not feeling well, and besides, I don't like showing weakness. I am a cat, the top of the food chain and social order. But if you notice a big change in my behavior, that may mean a trip to the vets is in order.

9. If you leave it on a counter, it's fair game. Ditto that small trash can. If you treasure that pen, or piece of paper or or knicknack - hide it away. After all, I keep my best toys hidden, you should, too. But the spot under the refrigerator is mine, find your own spot.

10. Please have me spayed or neutered. Remember how hard it was being a hormonal teenager? How'd you like to have to live through that several times a year? I don't want to, and believe me, I will let you know!

http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php...

Meowza Christmas!

>^o^<

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#5044 Dec 19, 2012
Jail-Ephant wrote:
Denver friends . If you need help digging out from the snow storms just call me . I run the jail trustees and will be glad to run um up an getum ta shoveling snow for yas.
Thanks but I'm not the designated shoveler anyway. It's already over in my neighborhood. The sun's out, the streets are good and it's colder than a witches....well, you know.
Two outta three isn't too bad. I guess we're supposed to be back in the 60's on Saturday. That is if the world doesn't end on Friday.

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#5045 Dec 19, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
Good morning my friends!! I have missed you all too. Thank you for the kind words and the warm fuzzies!!!
Kitty! Good to see you.

“Pffffffffffft!”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Whatever

#5046 Dec 19, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>Kitty! Good to see you.
Hi cute stuff! How ya been?

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#5047 Dec 19, 2012
Good kitty. I'm done shopping and the wrapping has begun. I like that part better. The unwrapping is the best though :)
How are you? Did you have trouble getting to work this morning?

Since: Sep 12

Reading, Pennsylvania

#5048 Dec 19, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi cute stuff! How ya been?
Never better, sweet thang! ;)

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#5049 Dec 21, 2012
12/21/12 at 11:39 PM and we ain`t dead yet.....

WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!

Here Kittie Kittie!

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#5050 Dec 21, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
12/21/12 at 11:39 PM and we ain`t dead yet.....

WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!

Here Kittie Kittie!
I hear ya' bro!

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#5051 Dec 21, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
I hear ya' bro!
Hey Brother, How the hell is ya?

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#5052 Dec 21, 2012
Working my effin azz off!

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#5053 Dec 21, 2012
I'm at work, in a rock truck, 20 degrees and a blizzard.
Have you ever seen a 150 ton truck do donuts ?

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#5054 Dec 22, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
I'm at work, in a rock truck, 20 degrees and a blizzard.
Have you ever seen a 150 ton truck do donuts ?
Sounds like fun pal, Lol!

“Pffffffffffft!”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Whatever

#5055 Dec 22, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
12/21/12 at 11:39 PM and we ain`t dead yet.....

WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!

Here Kittie Kittie!
Eeeeek!!!! I survived just to be hunted by Satan!?!?

*hides*

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#5056 Dec 24, 2012
Good morning miss kitty!
Ready for christmas?

“Pffffffffffft!”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Whatever

#5057 Dec 24, 2012
As ready as I am ever going to be.

“Pffffffffffft!”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Whatever

#5058 Dec 24, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
Good morning miss kitty!
Ready for christmas?
And you have a super duper awesome Christmas with your family!!

“Non mollare mai”

Since: Mar 11

Land of Enchantment

#5059 Dec 24, 2012
Merry Christmas to my sweet sis. I love you, Kitty!

“Pffffffffffft!”

Level 7

Since: Sep 11

Whatever

#5060 Dec 24, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
Merry Christmas to my sweet sis. I love you, Kitty!
Merry Christmas back at you! I love you too Sis. Nat and I are spending it together, so it should be extra awesome :)

I miss you very much :)

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#5061 Dec 24, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
Merry Christmas back at you! I love you too Sis. Nat and I are spending it together, so it should be extra awesome :)
I miss you very much :)
Merry Christmas Kitty and Nat. I hope your Christmas is as awesome as can be.

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