Kitty's Escapades and Ball of Yarn

“Just one bite”

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#4903 Dec 7, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
Unvvvvvvv!
*palms chin and listens*
One of my Mom's friends was gossiping about some woman who was "loose" and had all kinds of men. She said "My God, I don't know how she gets so many men, she must have rubber teeth in her vajayjay!" Except she didn't say vajayjay...

“Not A Troll! ”

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Since: Sep 11

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#4904 Dec 7, 2012
-Bat-Girl- wrote:
<quoted text>One of my Mom's friends was gossiping about some woman who was "loose" and had all kinds of men. She said "My God, I don't know how she gets so many men, she must have rubber teeth in her vajayjay!" Except she didn't say vajayjay...
Omg Sis!! I LOL'd so hard I cried!

“Just one bite”

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Since: Oct 11

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#4905 Dec 7, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
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Omg Sis!! I LOL'd so hard I cried!
Right? I was about 17 when I heard that, and very innocent. Clearly, it made an impression! lol

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Since: Nov 09

Smirk .. ;-)

#4906 Dec 7, 2012
-Bat-Girl- wrote:
<quoted text>One of my Mom's friends was gossiping about some woman who was "loose" and had all kinds of men. She said "My God, I don't know how she gets so many men, she must have rubber teeth in her vajayjay!" Except she didn't say vajayjay...
You got it ;-)

“Its Eaiser to fool people than”

Since: Sep 11

convince them they are a fool

#4907 Dec 7, 2012
Wow..I think I just read a B rated movie in the making..Hi all..Cats, Bats, And wrenchs,,,and Kevin..sup?

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4908 Dec 7, 2012
Howdy everybody!

“Ahem, Im Flem”

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Since: Oct 12

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#4910 Dec 8, 2012
-Bat-Girl- wrote:
<quoted text>
One of my Mom's friends was gossiping about some woman who was "loose" and had all kinds of men. She said "My God, I don't know how she gets so many men, she must have rubber teeth in her vajayjay!" Except she didn't say vajayjay...
Ahem, Im Flem. One question. Is rubber teeth better than regular teeth in this application?

“Not A Troll! ”

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#4911 Dec 9, 2012
-Flem- wrote:
<quoted text>Ahem, Im Flem. One question. Is rubber teeth better than regular teeth in this application?
Ew!!

You are green globby goo... Ew!!!

Hi! Keep your distance!!

*gets cleaning spray*

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4912 Dec 9, 2012
Good morning miss kitty. :)

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#4913 Dec 9, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
Good morning miss kitty.:)
Good morning!

Wait... it is afternoon now :)

How is Mr. G?

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4914 Dec 9, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning!

Wait... it is afternoon now :)

How is Mr. G?
We are baking and making pumpkin rolls.
So far, we have made 15 of them and a bushel basket of date pinwheel cookies.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4915 Dec 9, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
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We are baking and making pumpkin rolls.
So far, we have made 15 of them and a bushel basket of date pinwheel cookies.
Pumpkin Rolls? 15? Ok! Gimme the address and i`m on the way, you need help eating all them, and i`m volunteering.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4916 Dec 9, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Pumpkin Rolls? 15? Ok! Gimme the address and i`m on the way, you need help eating all them, and i`m volunteering.
Hey there buddy!
Yep, me and my better half bake a lot for christmas. Between her family and mine, we will have a couple left for us.
Sorry buddy.

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#4917 Dec 9, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
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Hey there buddy!
Yep, me and my better half bake a lot for christmas. Between her family and mine, we will have a couple left for us.
Sorry buddy.
*cancels plane ticket*

*pouts*

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4918 Dec 9, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>
*cancels plane ticket*
*pouts*
I shopped today. OMG did I shop. I have most of my Christmas shopping done and the last stop was the grocery store. BAD IDEA! I was so hungry by then that everything looked good. Cookies, ice cream, candy, fruit cake, orange cranberry muffins. It's not home baked but I might need some help eating all this..........

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4919 Dec 9, 2012
Death Kitten wrote:
<quoted text>*cancels plane ticket*

*pouts*
Sorry miss kitty.
*_*

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4920 Dec 9, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
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I shopped today. OMG did I shop. I have most of my Christmas shopping done and the last stop was the grocery store. BAD IDEA! I was so hungry by then that everything looked good. Cookies, ice cream, candy, fruit cake, orange cranberry muffins. It's not home baked but I might need some help eating all this..........
Address please!

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4921 Dec 9, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Address please!
Better hurry! I already ate half a box of Fiddle Faddle. Did you know they make dark chocolate raspberry M&M's? I gotta get to bed, I'll leave the light on for ya.

“double naught 7”

Since: Jan 11

Dads Farm , London Countryside

#4922 Dec 9, 2012
Unreals DaD just sent me a note and said to leave one word and said he would be back but will just be out of town a few more days .

MOOOOOOF !

Hes my Dad for real . Just send me a PM and i will forward it to his e mail addy as no topix threads where he is staying . Happy Holidays to All .

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#4923 Dec 9, 2012
walterppk wrote:
Unreals DaD just sent me a note and said to leave one word and said he would be back but will just be out of town a few more days .
MOOOOOOF !
Hes my Dad for real . Just send me a PM and i will forward it to his e mail addy as no topix threads where he is staying . Happy Holidays to All .
Well hello! Hug dad for me please. I miss him!

Tell him I said MEOWF!

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