“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4829 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so lucky bro!
I know all about snap on, i've retrived mine from some pretty bad places.
Lol! I`m ALMOST indestructible.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4830 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Good! I've been very lucky. Other than having my tonsils out as a child and when I had the kid I've never been hospitalized, broke anything or been cut on. Stitches here and there but that's it. Not that I haven't tried a few times........
Weeeell... I can`t say that, Lol!

I`ve been shot three times, stabbed twice, had numerous car and truck accidents, drove a EUC truck off a small bluff during my stint as a truck driver hauling coal outta the mine. And manage to seriously hurt myself one really good time every year.

My Dad nicknamed me Lucky.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4831 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Hope Bill doesn't decide to dive for something he dropped.........
YEAH! No shit, Lol!

That could get really hairy, Lol!

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4832 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Weeeell... I can`t say that, Lol!
I`ve been shot three times, stabbed twice, had numerous car and truck accidents, drove a EUC truck off a small bluff during my stint as a truck driver hauling coal outta the mine. And manage to seriously hurt myself one really good time every year.
My Dad nicknamed me Lucky.
I've had a couple of hairy car wrecks but didn't break anything. The 75 Firebird could have been in the movies. I was cruising down the highway about 90 mph or so and the right front tire blew out. Car turned right and tripped over the tip of a guard rail. Flipped end over end in the air and landed on all four tires at the same time. All the glass broke. The axle broke. All I had to show for it was a little bruise on my knee where it hit the cruise control knob.

Cop wanted to know if I was wearing my seat belt. DUH, ya think??? Then he wanted to know how fast I was going. I told him I was going JUST fast enough to make it all the way over.

Pissed me off though. I only had that car 27 days.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4833 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
I've had a couple of hairy car wrecks but didn't break anything. The 75 Firebird could have been in the movies. I was cruising down the highway about 90 mph or so and the right front tire blew out. Car turned right and tripped over the tip of a guard rail. Flipped end over end in the air and landed on all four tires at the same time. All the glass broke. The axle broke. All I had to show for it was a little bruise on my knee where it hit the cruise control knob.
Cop wanted to know if I was wearing my seat belt. DUH, ya think??? Then he wanted to know how fast I was going. I told him I was going JUST fast enough to make it all the way over.
Pissed me off though. I only had that car 27 days.
I got drunk and me and a buddy ramped a 67 Pontiac Lemans over a fifteen foot high ramp in a field at a keg party one day.

My buddy walked around with a Pontiac Lemans emblem tattooed on his forehead for a couple days, Lol!

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#4834 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
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Yeah, i started a complete physical.
They did blood work and chest X-rays today but monday at 9:00am the evil doc uses his finger! Damit to hell!
The doc and used to work together and we have been friends for over 20 years so he looks at me and winks and says to bring a bottle of wine with me.
Lol
Take a mirror. Make sure it's his finger.

Or not depending on how ya roll.

;-)

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#4835 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so lucky bro!
I know all about snap on, i've retrived mine from some pretty bad places.
I know about strap on. I've retrieved mine from some pretty strange places too.

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4836 Dec 4, 2012
I had a lesson in hydroplaning in a V-8 Vega with big fat tires once. That was the wreck where I learned seat belts are GOOD. As short as my legs are You had to have the seat pulled up close to the windshield to reach the pedals. I was on I-25 (four lanes) and the pump that sucked the water from under the underpass wasn't working. The car veered off to the right and hit a Chevelle, then ended up going backwards in the left lane and a 66 Ford PU hit me head on. I broke the windshield with my head the first hit and made it look like spaghetti with the second hit. They sewed it up good though. You can't even tell. I had a colorful steering wheel bruise on my front for a long time. And was on crutches for two weeks till my ankle got better. The clutch pedal and the brake pedal came together with my ankle between them. Didn't break it though.

I still hate driving in the rain........

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4837 Dec 4, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
I know about strap on. I've retrieved mine from some pretty strange places too.
Strangely, one side of me, really doesn`t want to know,

and the other side, wants to offer to help.

Lol!

Hello Young One.

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4838 Dec 4, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
I know about strap on. I've retrieved mine from some pretty strange places too.
Uh oh.......... I bet. Hi Tam!

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#4839 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Strangely, one side of me, really doesn`t want to know,
and the other side, wants to offer to help.
Lol!
Hello Young One.
Hail Master.

I hope your hip feels better.

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#4840 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Uh oh.......... I bet. Hi Tam!
Hi Doll.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4841 Dec 4, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Hail Master.
I hope your hip feels better.
It does, but if i ever have a problem and it has to comes off, you know we will have to help each other out.

I think we can run a pretty good race using one of mine and one of yours, Lol!

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#4842 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>It does, but if i ever have a problem and it has to comes off, you know we will have to help each other out.
I think we can run a pretty good race using one of mine and one of yours, Lol!
That's not fair. Angel says you have 3 legs already.

If it starts hurting, just call. Angel and I will take turns rubbing it until you pass out :)

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4843 Dec 5, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>For some reason I'm wonder if that finger doesn't sound quite as ban now..........
Oh, it's B A D!
In the immortal words of capt James t Kirk..... To go where no man has gone before...
LOL

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4844 Dec 5, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
I like your pic Mr Goodwrench...... I think.
What is it?

Hey can I play satan too sometimes?

That was funny.......
Its a wicked jester, you can find them on google images. That is where i got mine.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4845 Dec 5, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>Hope Bill doesn't decide to dive for something he dropped.........
Who's bill?

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4846 Dec 5, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Weeeell... I can`t say that, Lol!

I`ve been shot three times, stabbed twice, had numerous car and truck accidents, drove a EUC truck off a small bluff during my stint as a truck driver hauling coal outta the mine. And manage to seriously hurt myself one really good time every year.

My Dad nicknamed me Lucky.
Damnit man, becareful out there.
Shot 3 times? My son just got his second with in 18 years. He's been hit by a car while riding a dirt bike, knocked out 4 teeth, broke his nose, collar bone and 2 fingers. God i hope he lives to see 19.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4847 Dec 5, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>Take a mirror. Make sure it's his finger.

Or not depending on how ya roll.

;-)
Trust me, i roll in a strait line.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4848 Dec 5, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>I know about strap on. I've retrieved mine from some pretty strange places too.
Got any pics to prove it?

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