“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4817 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>I didn`t get the finger of despair, Lol! I about three weeks ago, dislocated my hip, the one that i had replaced about seven or eight year ago. Brother, you talk about PAIN! that sumbitch hurt.

I had to go back for a followup and show him i was playing nice.
Damn, what was you doing?
Lol

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4818 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
Damn, what was you doing?
Lol
I run full sprint into a JCB backhoe bucket, caught me in the front top part of my thigh, and popped it outta socket.

Believe me brother, it only needed to happen once, for me to never want it to happen again.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4819 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>I run full sprint into a JCB backhoe bucket, caught me in the front top part of my thigh, and popped it outta socket.

Believe me brother, it only needed to happen once, for me to never want it to happen again.
I here that bro. If you dont mind me asking, why was you running full tilt?

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4820 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
I here that bro. If you dont mind me asking, why was you running full tilt?
My ten thousand dollar truck and car Snap On scanner was sliding down the back of a truck bed, and i was running to grab it before it hit the floor. I got it, but almost killed myself in the process, Lol!

The backhoe bucket stopped me dead in my tracks, but i spun around, it popped back in and i grabbed the Modis.

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4821 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>My ten thousand dollar truck and car Snap On scanner was sliding down the back of a truck bed, and i was running to grab it before it hit the floor. I got it, but almost killed myself in the process, Lol!
The backhoe bucket stopped me dead in my tracks, but i spun around, it popped back in and i grabbed the Modis.
OUCH! GEEZE! Does it feel better now?

“If you can't beat um join um”

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Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4822 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, i started a complete physical.
They did blood work and chest X-rays today but monday at 9:00am the evil doc uses his finger! Damit to hell!
The doc and used to work together and we have been friends for over 20 years so he looks at me and winks and says to bring a bottle of wine with me.
Lol
For some reason I'm wonder if that finger doesn't sound quite as ban now..........

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4823 Dec 4, 2012
oops bad not ban

“If you can't beat um join um”

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Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4824 Dec 4, 2012
I like your pic Mr Goodwrench...... I think.
What is it?

Hey can I play satan too sometimes?

That was funny.......

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4825 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
OUCH! GEEZE! Does it feel better now?
Yeah, they done a MRI on it and said i had tore a muscle, but it is healing and doesn`t hurt now.

“Do unto others before”

Since: Apr 10

They do unto you

#4826 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, they done a MRI on it and said i had tore a muscle, but it is healing and doesn`t hurt now.
You are so lucky bro!
I know all about snap on, i've retrived mine from some pretty bad places.

“If you can't beat um join um”

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Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4827 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, they done a MRI on it and said i had tore a muscle, but it is healing and doesn`t hurt now.
Good! I've been very lucky. Other than having my tonsils out as a child and when I had the kid I've never been hospitalized, broke anything or been cut on. Stitches here and there but that's it. Not that I haven't tried a few times........

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4828 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so lucky bro!
I know all about snap on, i've retrived mine from some pretty bad places.
Hope Bill doesn't decide to dive for something he dropped.........

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4829 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so lucky bro!
I know all about snap on, i've retrived mine from some pretty bad places.
Lol! I`m ALMOST indestructible.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4830 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Good! I've been very lucky. Other than having my tonsils out as a child and when I had the kid I've never been hospitalized, broke anything or been cut on. Stitches here and there but that's it. Not that I haven't tried a few times........
Weeeell... I can`t say that, Lol!

I`ve been shot three times, stabbed twice, had numerous car and truck accidents, drove a EUC truck off a small bluff during my stint as a truck driver hauling coal outta the mine. And manage to seriously hurt myself one really good time every year.

My Dad nicknamed me Lucky.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4831 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
Hope Bill doesn't decide to dive for something he dropped.........
YEAH! No shit, Lol!

That could get really hairy, Lol!

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4832 Dec 4, 2012
SATAN_64 wrote:
<quoted text>Weeeell... I can`t say that, Lol!
I`ve been shot three times, stabbed twice, had numerous car and truck accidents, drove a EUC truck off a small bluff during my stint as a truck driver hauling coal outta the mine. And manage to seriously hurt myself one really good time every year.
My Dad nicknamed me Lucky.
I've had a couple of hairy car wrecks but didn't break anything. The 75 Firebird could have been in the movies. I was cruising down the highway about 90 mph or so and the right front tire blew out. Car turned right and tripped over the tip of a guard rail. Flipped end over end in the air and landed on all four tires at the same time. All the glass broke. The axle broke. All I had to show for it was a little bruise on my knee where it hit the cruise control knob.

Cop wanted to know if I was wearing my seat belt. DUH, ya think??? Then he wanted to know how fast I was going. I told him I was going JUST fast enough to make it all the way over.

Pissed me off though. I only had that car 27 days.

“Walk With Me In Hell”

Level 7

Since: Nov 11

Hell, Norway

#4833 Dec 4, 2012
The Troll Doll wrote:
<quoted text>
I've had a couple of hairy car wrecks but didn't break anything. The 75 Firebird could have been in the movies. I was cruising down the highway about 90 mph or so and the right front tire blew out. Car turned right and tripped over the tip of a guard rail. Flipped end over end in the air and landed on all four tires at the same time. All the glass broke. The axle broke. All I had to show for it was a little bruise on my knee where it hit the cruise control knob.
Cop wanted to know if I was wearing my seat belt. DUH, ya think??? Then he wanted to know how fast I was going. I told him I was going JUST fast enough to make it all the way over.
Pissed me off though. I only had that car 27 days.
I got drunk and me and a buddy ramped a 67 Pontiac Lemans over a fifteen foot high ramp in a field at a keg party one day.

My buddy walked around with a Pontiac Lemans emblem tattooed on his forehead for a couple days, Lol!

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#4834 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, i started a complete physical.
They did blood work and chest X-rays today but monday at 9:00am the evil doc uses his finger! Damit to hell!
The doc and used to work together and we have been friends for over 20 years so he looks at me and winks and says to bring a bottle of wine with me.
Lol
Take a mirror. Make sure it's his finger.

Or not depending on how ya roll.

;-)

Since: Oct 10

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#4835 Dec 4, 2012
mr goodwrench wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so lucky bro!
I know all about snap on, i've retrived mine from some pretty bad places.
I know about strap on. I've retrieved mine from some pretty strange places too.

“If you can't beat um join um”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Under the troll bridge

#4836 Dec 4, 2012
I had a lesson in hydroplaning in a V-8 Vega with big fat tires once. That was the wreck where I learned seat belts are GOOD. As short as my legs are You had to have the seat pulled up close to the windshield to reach the pedals. I was on I-25 (four lanes) and the pump that sucked the water from under the underpass wasn't working. The car veered off to the right and hit a Chevelle, then ended up going backwards in the left lane and a 66 Ford PU hit me head on. I broke the windshield with my head the first hit and made it look like spaghetti with the second hit. They sewed it up good though. You can't even tell. I had a colorful steering wheel bruise on my front for a long time. And was on crutches for two weeks till my ankle got better. The clutch pedal and the brake pedal came together with my ankle between them. Didn't break it though.

I still hate driving in the rain........

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