“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#21 Apr 15, 2012
SUP3RNOVA187 wrote:
<quoted text>
Idk, I guess cause she's always been independent and does whatever it is she wants without anyone telling her. And yeah, it is kind of shocking how she gets pregnant right after she meets a guy she likes.
You would think by now she would have learned getting pregnant won't help keep the man.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#22 Apr 15, 2012
Jammercolo wrote:
<quoted text>
You would think by now she would have learned getting pregnant won't help keep the man.
You would think by now she would have learned how to avoid it.

“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#23 Apr 15, 2012
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
You would think by now she would have learned how to avoid it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =s9p5iyr5bXcXX
There's that, but not getting pregnant is not a very good man trap.
Denver Girl

United States

#24 Apr 15, 2012
Your story just doesn't add up. Have you gotten a older lady prego? I'm thinking your looking for advice for that reason..

Level 6

Since: Feb 11

Denver, CO

#25 Apr 15, 2012
Denver Girl wrote:
Your story just doesn't add up. Have you gotten a older lady prego? I'm thinking your looking for advice for that reason..
DING DING DING!!!

Give that lady a stuffed bear!
You can call me Dick

Gering, NE

#26 Apr 15, 2012
Is you

A. Mom Hot?

or

B. Friend dumber than a box of rocks?

Level 2

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#28 Apr 15, 2012
There is a little bit of everything here now

“I'm freezing.”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Honolulu, HI.

#29 Apr 16, 2012
Drinkie the Clown wrote:
There is a little bit of everything here now
Denver is expanding it's horizons.

*nod*
Level 1

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#30 Apr 16, 2012
I'm gonna call a BS on this one

:D
unknown

UK

#31 Aug 8, 2012
Looks like your mum is a cumslut that loves to get pregnant give her a couple of months after she gives birth and she will be pregnant again why font you try and get her pregnant?
Hugh Hefner

Fairfield, CT

#32 Aug 9, 2012
unknown wrote:
Looks like your mum is a cumslut that loves to get pregnant give her a couple of months after she gives birth and she will be pregnant again why font you try and get her pregnant?
Definiteley a slut. Whats her number, i need a quick piece of ass?

“I'm freezing.”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Honolulu, HI.

#33 Aug 9, 2012
Hugh Hefner wrote:
<quoted text>Definiteley a slut. Whats her number, i need a quick piece of ass?
1-800-GET-HELP

Level 4

Since: Aug 12

Denver, CO

#34 Aug 12, 2012
I guess I don't see why this is your problem...your Mom is a grown woman and can make her own decisions on what is right or wrong for her. She has other kids before so she understands when part A goes part B without a part C things happen. It was your friend...so what! Get a new friend, I don't mean to sound harsh but really it was just a friend. Don't make this your problem when it clearly is not.

Now IF you were married and your Dad got together with your wife then you have an issue.

Finally have you not ever NEVER EVEN ONCE been attracted to someone else's Mom?

“To be or not to be”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#35 Aug 16, 2012
sounds like the story of Mrs Robinson. But Mrs Robinson didn't get pregnant though
Just sayin
#36 Aug 16, 2012
Sorry but your Mom is a slut look at the big picture. She sleeps with people with only knowing them for 2 weeks she sleeps with her children's friends that are 21 years her junior. Hopefully you will learn from your mothers life and not repeat it.
Frankydo

Australia

#37 Oct 23, 2012
Dude I would have bashed my friend and left him for dead
Shoopdaloop

Bowling Green, KY

#38 Nov 1, 2012
You should tell your mom that u r not comfortable with this, and move out, and ( if you have the money) go to collage and ( if you have the extra money) get a dorm. If you can't get a dorm, make a friend you can trust, crash at there place, then assuming you have a stable job, get a dorm. If you need more advice, I'll be checking this web page every day. ~Shoop
Donkey

Apo, AE

#39 Nov 7, 2012
Do like I did and just start shooting you load in her yourself. I started when I was 16 and haven't stopped since now I'm 23

“I will gladly pay you Tuesday”

Level 7

Since: Jul 12

for a hamburger today.

#40 Nov 10, 2012
SUP3RNOVA187 wrote:
Please tell me, what should I do?
Get used to calling your friend 'Daddy'
Strut

Houston, TX

#41 Nov 11, 2012
That's retarded you are a liar

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Denver Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Colo. gay discrimination alleged over wedding cake (Jun '13) 21 min NoahLovesU 8,813
Man takes legal action after Denver baker refus... 40 min Rick in Kansas 717
Republicans the party of LIARS (Dec '11) 1 hr tbird19482 15,297
Apex fun run a scam? 8 hr NewHorizon 81
last post wins! (Feb '11) 14 hr mossy seaman 24,939
Points in the Game (Jul '11) Fri painter bob 1,325
~:Any Word:~ (Sep '13) Jan 29 mossy seaman 44
Denver Dating
Find my Match
More from around the web

Denver People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]

NFL Latest News

Updated 8:52 pm PST

NBC Sports 8:52PM
Report: Texans D-line coach Bill Kollar to join Gary Kubiak in Denver
NBC Sports 3:16 AM
Report: Broncos reach out to Wade Phillips with defensive coordinator needed
NBC Sports 4:09 AM
Bears add two more assistants
Bleacher Report 6:03 AM
Is Balance of Power Shifting in AFC West?
Bleacher Report 7:42 AM
Kubiak the Right Coach, with or Without Peyton