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Tuborg Farts

Salem, OR

#1 Apr 15, 2017
Updates anyone.
Fartings Caveman

United States

#2 Apr 15, 2017
Tuborg Farts wrote:
Updates anyone.
Good eat yes
probing Uranus

United States

#5 May 1, 2017
Sometimes I gurgle one in my shorts when I sneeze, too juicy to eat but the aroma is one that waters my eyes.
Jonny

Lincoln, NE

#6 May 1, 2017
probing Uranus wrote:
Sometimes I gurgle one in my shorts when I sneeze, too juicy to eat but the aroma is one that waters my eyes.
I'm jerking off as we speak
Quavontae

United States

#7 May 5, 2017
Tuborg Farts wrote:
Updates anyone.
I'm inhaling a fart while drink man breast milk.
Farting in hand

Dallas, TX

#8 May 5, 2017
Tuborg Farts wrote:
Updates anyone.
Any updates on eating wet farts?
Dishonest John

United States

#9 May 12, 2017
Jonny wrote:
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I'm jerking off as we speak
You and me both buddy !
Good farts

Kirkland, WA

#10 May 12, 2017
Farting in hand wrote:
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Any updates on eating wet farts?
These farts are good. Update me on the farts so I can jerk off more.

Thanks
Farts face
-badboy-

United States

#11 May 13, 2017
I choked on a wet clown fart

Now I have to post grey

lol
Farts Taste Good

Dallas, TX

#12 May 16, 2017
Good farts wrote:
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These farts are good. Update me on the farts so I can jerk off more.

Thanks
Farts face
Any updates? I like good tasty farts.
Kkk

Arlington, TX

#14 Jul 8, 2017
I hate white people nasty bitches
Farting race

Dallas, TX

#15 Jul 14, 2017
Farts Taste Good wrote:
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Any updates? I like good tasty farts.
Any updates yet on the nasty good farts from all races?
Guest

Albion, MI

#17 Oct 12, 2017
Iíve now learned if I donít chew my corn it is possible
Wetlands Farts

Etobicoke, Canada

#18 Oct 14, 2017
Any updates on these tasty farts?
mammy stapled my private

Corpus Christi, TX

#19 Nov 26, 2017
wanted to see if my sis had a big red bottom hole like mine so i snuck in her room at night and i pulled her bottom bread apart and looked in there but her bottom hole was all wrinkled and purple and hairy and it smelled so much like mammys panties that it made my private get long and then i put my tongue inside of her bottom hole just a little to taste but she woke up and started screaming and then my dad came in and turned on the lights and he found me with my private long so he started spanking me hard on the private so i sprayed out of my bottom cause i was scared and daddy said what is wrong with this nasty retarded little bastard then mammy came in and grabbed me by the ears and said you're in big trouble you nasty little bastard then mammy took me out in the yard and stapled my private to the fence and made me stand in a big red bucket then she got the tube and filled up my bottom with milk till my stomach hurt and she said if i see one drop of milk in this here bucket im going to beat you black and blue so i held the milk in and i held it and i held it but then later my brothers came outside and they saw me there with my private stapled to the fence holding all the milk in my bottom so they laughed and threw dog doodoo at my mouth then one of my brothers got a broom stick from tbe shed and poked it all the way in my bottom hole so it made me fill up my dirty bucket with bottom milk then mammy saw me spraying bottom milk and she came out in the yard and said you spilled the milk you dirty filthy nasty little bastard so she took my private off the fence and smashed the tip with a hammer till it was all purple and nasty and i had to pp the red out. Im sorry i tried to lick sis in the bottom. I just wanted to smell the mammy dirty in there. Why does all the family hate me so much mammy?
Cyphilis

Milwaukee, WI

#20 Dec 1, 2017
Jonny wrote:
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I'm jerking off as we speak
Johnny with his pecker in his hand other guy's don't want to hear cock-tails unless there a fruit cup;)
Jim bobcock

United States

#23 Dec 22, 2017
I'm 730 pounds with a very big cock to match
Jim bobcock

United States

#24 Dec 22, 2017
I'm from Kentucky and I love tasting farts

Since: Apr 18

Dallas, TX

#25 Apr 4, 2018
Did You hear Banjo playing while you were trying to lick your Sisters bottom hole?
gravytrainmg

Hugo, OK

#26 May 15, 2018
Maybe out of Shakiraís a**hole .

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