Lance Armstrong jumps to third at Tour de France

Lance Armstrong jumped from 10th to third place at the Tour de France on Monday, positioning himself for a shot at the yellow jersey after evading trouble on a windy ride along the Mediterranean.

[Canard]

Allez, Lance!!!

Et vive les Etats-Unis!

[DavidH64]

how many times is he going to retire, then make a come back. this is what his 4th or 5th time already. give it a rest already. reminds me of that basketball player that did the same thing repeatedly.

[Zero Comments]

I guess the steroids are kicking in.

[Guinness Drinker]

who cares

[Al Kahalik]

DavidH64 wrote:

how many times is he going to retire, then make a come back. this is what his 4th or 5th time already. give it a rest already. reminds me of that basketball player that did the same thing repeatedly.

He's in 3rd, what if he wins again.

[Al Kahalik]

Zero Comments wrote:

I guess the steroids are kicking in.

Ahhhh, anything white zero, anything white...curious, what color are your walls? any white appliances? silly me, of course not.

How angry do you get when you see a Seagull? or a Polar Bear?

[stu]

liner wrote:

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Actually he is a quitter. Didn't he retire a couple of times?

You are a first class moron

[frenchh]

lance paused his careed once for cancer, then he retired on 2005, it's his first and last come-back! I hope he'll win this tour, he's a great professionnal, and for those who are doubting about doping, he is tested everyday.. allez lance, la france t'aime!

[Gus]

frenchh wrote:

lance paused his careed once for cancer, then he retired on 2005, it's his first and last come-back! I hope he'll win this tour, he's a great professionnal, and for those who are doubting about doping, he is tested everyday.. allez lance, la france t'aime!

...c'est vrais!!!

[Zero Comments]

frenchh wrote:

lance paused his careed once for cancer, then he retired on 2005, it's his first and last come-back! I hope he'll win this tour, he's a great professionnal, and for those who are doubting about doping, he is tested everyday.. allez lance, la france t'aime!

Of course they are testing him now.

The cat is out of the bag

[Zero Comments]

Al Kahalik wrote:

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Ahhhh, anything white zero, anything white...curious, what color are your walls? any white appliances? silly me, of course not.
How angry do you get when you see a Seagull? or a Polar Bear?

My teeth are white and the toothpaste I use is also white.

There goes that theory.

[Word]

liner wrote:

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Oh I'm so sorry. I guess it should be: he retired. Then he quit retirement. I should have stopped there. That makes him much less of a quitter. My bad.

A 'quiter' who's only won more TDFs (7) than anyone else. A 'quitter' who was determined (and lucky) enough to beat testicular, lung, and brain cancer and come back to acheive what he has. If that's your definition of a quitter, than either you're just an antagonist, are you truly are a moron.

[TomSawyer65]

liner wrote:

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Actually he is a quitter. Didn't he retire a couple of times?

Actually, he was going to retire after WINNING 5 consecutive times. But he didn't retire until he won 2 more :-) He retired once after winning The Tour De France 7 consecutive times. And you are calling him a quitter? Apparently, you have never seen how long and high the french alps are.

[TomSawyer65]

liner wrote:

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So tell me stu(pid), what do you think of Armstrong retiring, then quitting retirement, then retiring, then quitting retirement, then retiring, then quitting retirement?
Is he first class, too?

What do you think about him retiring once? And returning this year? Just a little advice: maybe you shouldn't be calling other people "stupid" :-D

[My Opinion_El Paso_Texas]

liner wrote:

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Oh I'm so sorry. I guess it should be: he retired. Then he quit retirement. I should have stopped there. That makes him much less of a quitter. My bad.

Don't believe that you would know a quitter if they were right in front of you!

Again you're just talking out of your butt!

[My Opinion_El Paso_Texas]

TomSawyer65 wrote:

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Actually, he was going to retire after WINNING 5 consecutive times. But he didn't retire until he won 2 more :-) He retired once after winning The Tour De France 7 consecutive times. And you are calling him a quitter? Apparently, you have never seen how long and high the french alps are.

Now how can you expect this one to see the Alps when their head is still buried up into their butt!

[Jeremy]

Here comes El Paso on his Shimano to uphold the truth! Allez EP!!! Allez Astana!!!

[TomSawyer65]

My Opinion_El Paso_Texas wrote:

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Now how can you expect this one to see the Alps when their head is still buried up into their butt!

You are so correct :-) I will make sure i can see their eyes next time!:-)

[liner]

My Opinion_El Paso_Texas wrote:

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Don't believe that you would know a quitter if they were right in front of you!
Again you're just talking out of your butt!

OK, then how many times does he have to quit before you lance fanboyz think he's a quitter? How about 14?

[TomSawyer65]

liner wrote:

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OK, then how many times does he have to quit before you lance fanboyz think he's a quitter? How about 14?

Retiring and quitting have two separate meanings. Look them up and get back to me when he quits before he WINS. And if you still can't figure it out, get back to me and i will give you examples of both :-)