Police Chase Stolen Doughnut Truck at 100 MPH

It sounds like a scene out of "Wayne's World" or "Tommy Boy," but police chased a doughnut delivery truck across Benton and Tama counties Thursday at speeds of up to 100 mph after the vehicle was reported ...

[Justice was served]

The only reward that law enforcement got out of this deal was that the chase ended and without any injury or serious property damage. Contrary to what Vander Mey reported and what the news said, the doughnuts were given back to the company with a thanks but no thanks.

[Barney Fife]

Bring on the Cops and Do-nut jokes. This never gets old wltx no really it just never gets old, to make up a dumba$s Headline with cops an do-nuts in it. "WHY DONT YOU PUT A RED BALL ON YOUR NOSE? CLOWNS.
WHY DONT YOU GO GREASE THE STEPS AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME? FUNNY GUYS!"

NIPPIT NIPPIT IN THE BUD! Where is my bullet? where is my bullet?

Thelma Lou call Sara! What'll the folks in Mt Pilot have to say when they read this? We will be the laughingstock of the whole state Andy! It aint fair I tell ya! It aint fair!

WLTX: "WE REPORT YOU DERIDE!"