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Police Seek Culprit In Holiday Weekend's Best Vandalism Involving A Porcelain Toilet

There are 5 comments on the www.thesmokinggun.com story from Sep 6, 2011, titled Police Seek Culprit In Holiday Weekend's Best Vandalism Involving A Porcelain Toilet. In it, www.thesmokinggun.com reports that:

The holiday weekend's most amusing police report comes courtesy of the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office, whose officers Saturday morning responded to a vandalism call at the home of Brian Scott.

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Since: Aug 09

Silver Spring, MD

#1 Sep 6, 2011
>Scott reported that during the evening someone had driven through his front yard, leaving behind about 15 feet of tire tracks....The South Carolina homeowner added that,“whoever brought the toilet onto his driveway had sat down on it and had a bowel movement.”

Given the proximity of the toilet I see no justidefecation for the skid marks on the lawn.

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#2 Sep 6, 2011
That was a crappy thing to do on a holiday weekend.
cally man..

Rutherford, TN

#3 Sep 6, 2011
Can't stop laughing....man why didn't I think of that!!!! Sounds like jackass 4 is in the making though ok..damnit jonny!!lol.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#4 Sep 6, 2011
got the toilet, did they remember the toilet paper, may have to go while on the run...
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#5 Sep 6, 2011
So funny, I forgot to fart in my space suit!

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