Could my dark side really be an angry little minion of Satan?Since God was so kind to give Peggy Marshall two sets of lips so that she could PISS and MOAN at the same time, Peggy has agreed to have a distance pissing contest to raise campaign funds for her piss poor Chicken Shit candidate for Sheriff Jerry the Coward Bear Shit Hauler Grubbs.
The event will be held at the Sevierville Fair Grounds on Saturday and the competition judge will be Herb I make retarded kids Moncier.
Peggy has offer to take on all challengers and has publicly stated that she can out piss anyone in the county.
You are all invited to come out and see herb Moncier and Jerry Grubbs getting pissed on my our home town pisser and moaner Peggy Marshall.
Gary Cate will provide half time intermission entertainment with his world famous noodle whacking demonstration. Come one call All, No Pisser is too small!
Someone all an exorcist!
And most importantly, please don't forget to read and re-read that obscene, repulsive and offensive post, because if you let your eyes glaze over it, my master - the Prince of Darkness, will be angry with me.