Police blotter: Two young teens arrested for supposedly having knives at San Benito High

Crime Reports Theft A theft was reported at Target April 9 when a woman said her purse was taken from the back of her chair by an unknown thief. via Hollister Free Lance

[Abbie Normal]

Butter knives? Are you serious?! This town is a joke. What about all the drive by shootings, and unprosecuted killings?

[Pissed Off Surfer Dude]

I believe that all of this strangeness is the result of a secret confederation of wackos and cranks like "Dr" Marvin, head of the local militia, the Downtown Clown, Reb, the sex-fest promoter, Jaime, "Have you stop beating your wife" De La Cruz, the corrupt criminal county supervisor. Until these miscreants are run out of town on a rail, there will be rampant carrying of butter knives at schools!

[Downtown Clown]

Hey Pissed off! I am sick and tired of people questioning my sexuality! How do you know anyway? How Dare You!

So what if I claimed to be a succesfull business clown, as I shuttered my businesses.

I say Viva Los whatever. My attorney is a freak, just like me, it doesn't matter.

Take your surf board and stuff it buddy. I am off to Hawaii.

Wanna buy a dive?

[Tony DiNozo]

Hey Clown,

I am in the market for a failed restaurant. Any leads?

[Pinnacle Bob]

Check gangs
off to-do list

What? All of the gang members in Hollister have died? Two weeks ago in the twice-a-week Hollister daily Sheriff Curtis Hill said, "If you are a dedicated gang member in San Benito County you will go to prison. Sheriff Hill is coming for you." So what did all the gang members die of? They died of laughter.

[Frank Castle]

It is time that the gangsters in Hollister know fear. Unfortuneately, Sheriff Hill is too busy knocking boots with that cute little red head to care. We need real law and order. We need the Punisher.

[Anonymous]

who is the punisher?