NeverHuntingAlon eAgain

Russell Springs, KY

#1 Nov 16, 2012
Every opnin mornin of da buck season, for da last 35 years I have woke up at da same time(4:47At.morning), drank from the same coffee mug, put on my same dang coat, loaded the same Winchester Model 94 Lever Action, with the Same 170 grain shells, to get in the same pickup(1966 Ford), and climbed the same deer stand. Some years have been very successful. Others...well still a success. Over da years, da routine has became one great memory. However, this opening morning...da strangest of things happened.
You see...every year at deer camp, on the Way down from my Ohio farm, that friday evening, I purchase 5 gallons of gasoline to run my 35 year old generator that is still on da orginal Bosch spark plug.
However, this year I someohow managed to fill my tank with Diesel. Now eberbody nos dat a gas injun. Hit dont like diesel no sir e jim bob. I poured it in...daggone ting took a poop on me. So i had a dilema on my hands.
No generator. No alarm clock. I slept in on OPENING MORNING by 39 minutes and 46 secons!
My truck caught fire and I had to walk to da stand from camp.
Then i get up in the stand, let the woods settle down. About 300 yards from me, I spotted a large manlike figure. He was screaming, shouting, and making all kinds of noise. I didnt know what to do. I thought maybe it was a hunter in destress. So i jumped out of my stand, ran toward his direction. And the next thing you know, I wake up naked in a cave. How do go about reporting such incidents? I tryed to contact the DNR and KYDFWR to no avail. Help me please.
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Russell Springs, KY

#2 Dec 21, 2012
stay off the juice

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