Texas inmate seeks jokes for last words

Texas inmate seeks jokes for last words

There are 2 comments on the Houston Chronicle story from Jun 3, 2007, titled Texas inmate seeks jokes for last words. In it, Houston Chronicle reports that:

“They think they're killing me. They think they're punishing me. They've already punished me. I've already had 16 years of punishment. They're releasing me. They're letting me go. That's helping me out. That's the way I look at it.”

A condemned inmate wants to leave them laughing. Patrick Knight is collecting jokes and will pick the funniest one for his last statement before he is set to die June 26 for shooting his neighbors, Walter and ... via Houston Chronicle

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Dhahran, Saudi Arabia

#1 Jun 16, 2007
I suggest convert to Islam to have better seond life you will laugh for ever


#2 Jun 22, 2007
ABe wrote:
I suggest convert to Islam to have better seond life you will laugh for ever
What could be better for this guy than a license to kill innocent people and get a 1,000 virgins when you blow yourself up. Takes a real brain surgeon to do something like that. My question is: How many have already sacrificed their lives by blowing themselves up? How many virgins are there anyway? No wonder they're doing that....no one gets any. Your whole life and you're not getting any..... damn, maybe I'd blow myself up under those conditions. The women all have belly bracelets under all that black.... from them, they hang their Xmas Tree Fresh Scents. I told the muslim down the street that he wasn't any more than a pimple on my ass...... he understood....where he's from, they call it a brain tumor.

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