Beggs Law Enforcement voted best in t...

Beggs Law Enforcement voted best in the Nation!!

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listen up

Dallas, TX

#1 Jan 3, 2012
Did you know that the great city of Beggs Ok has allocated millions in funding to pay for the continued training of their elite group of top law enforcement officials and also on the agenda they have set aside funding for their Number 1 Top Dog, the Animal Control Officer. I know its very hard to believe but its true in a recent poll taken by the Beggs Police Dept they have the best of the best patrolling the streets of this crime ridden cesspool located just on the edge of the Okmulgee/Creek County line. Like their neighbors to the North in Sapulpa and their neighbors to the south in Okmulgee, Beggs has a dedicated staff of Patrol Officers that are out and about keeping an eye on the goings ons of this town...Last week they had a special VIP training session by none other than the Power Rangers Pink and Blue they were met with much fanfare down at city hall with all of the key players lined up in their leotards and capes, ready for actions and their go go power rangers mantra positioned on the end of every tongue...with this in mind the residents of Beggs America should sleep soundly on this night knowing that their streets are finally safe from the filth that has been piling up in this church oriented family community..I know what your going to say.."tell me more" well ok since you twisted my arm..Did you know that exactly 80,000 gallons of gasoline was purchased and burned for the cruisers last month?? Yes indeed and it was used in just the right way too...running down little old ladies and groups of tweens (those pesky preteen girls) that have been wreaking havoc on Beggs for months...rest assured though if you are truly a criminal type personality chances are they will using that fuel to duck and run the other way, I mean who wants to ya know put themselves in the line of actual fire?? No way jose too risky we have to keep these guys in tip top form for the district pilates tournament coming up in June..Also we have announced the candidate for this years Queen of the World award that would be none other thatn the illustrious Animal Control Officer or otherwise known as the "Enforcer" she is seriously a bad ass when it comes to tiny dogs and opossums yes thats opossums not possums...no worries its a common mistake... Anyway she has earned this title in the months of service in this fine town of out of control wolf packs lurking about to eat little children and steal the scraps from the drive ins garbage dumpster..she is adamently letting it be known around town that you had better by Jove not let those small creatures out of the house to relieve themselves..the new motto is "awe just let them piss on the floor" whenever she sees someone out in their yard with these malicious pets she will definitely stalk you for a few weeks until she catches the perpetrator and by staking I mean driving by your house no less than 30 times and no more than 250 times a day..dont be the unlucky person that accidently lets your 3 lb Cujo loose on this town she is very likely going to threaten your kids and sit at the end f wour block waving around a bunch of pork chops to trap these horrific animals.. So as you see my friends never worry bout this old town we have plenty of idiots in charge around here, so since their is no room for criticism can we please pause for a moment for a moment of silence before tell the rest of the world to just throw out any and all principals,ethics, and or just plain ole humanity. Because we wont stand for it damn little dogs and the ninja like qualities of granny.. So in case you didnt get that here is a short rundown... they are crooks. well crooks and thieves. Crooks and thieves that are terribly afraid of real life crime drama...and like their co-enforcing agency the Creek County Sherifs Dept... you guys need to keep up the great job that way our kids will be way ahead of their counterparts in other towns...I feel a rant coming on but no just gas sorry...
beeman

Chesterfield, MO

#2 Jan 3, 2012
just about time the light is shed on this ignorant bullshit infested police force which is police only in title and force is superficial at best. to the idiot cop who works graveyard shift on weekends patroling in charger; slow it down asshole before you hit something. you're already on video playing make believe while driviing sixty mph plus on residential streets. yes, i do own a radar gun. i do have a current cleet certification. the beggs finest gives everyone in L.E. a bad image.
lol

United States

#3 May 15, 2013
Wow. Wish i could write like "listen up". I wonder how long it took to make all that crap up? Beggs Police does have some fine officers who actually make a difference and other officers who don't do anything at all, right spency?
Henryetta

United States

#4 Feb 2, 2015
lol wrote:
Wow. Wish i could write like "listen up". I wonder how long it took to make all that crap up? Beggs Police does have some fine officers who actually make a difference and other officers who don't do anything at all, right spency?
Are you taking about Jim K.
Sam Sung

United States

#5 Nov 10, 2015
Jim K. is a great patrolman. The only fault the citizens talk about is why he arrested the guy on the lawn mower. Was he a drunk County Commissioner ?

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