Woman named Bacon wins hog-calling contest

LEWISTON, Idaho (AP)Jolee Bacon really sizzles when it comes to hog-calling. The northern Idaho woman took first place Saturday in the competition at the Nez Perce County Fair.

[Ashteroid]

yernogood wrote:

The rest of the story went on to say after all the contestants were finished Bacon let out one last snort and sooooey, and low and behold from the distance appeared harley-honey. The two mounted and bucked off into the afternoon mist.

Hahaha, that's just mean.

[Bababooeey]

Ashteroid wrote:

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Hahaha, that's just mean.

Yet very funny

[phoenix falcon]

lol

[JazzKeyz]

yernogood wrote:

I understand I have been getting myself into a lot of trouble on some sites, so I came here to mellow a bit. I guess it didn’t work. I wonder if anyone else will come in. Well thanks for not ripping my head off anyway. Peace!

This is actually quite funny

[Rebecca Goodwin]

yernogood wrote:

Oh yea I forgot I left a link to this on another site. Probably on accident.

http://s71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/gunsan...

Here you go dude! The real Harley. Her pic and my son's genius!
LMAO

[stopTAGGING ourWALLS]

I heard her on the radio this morning.

She's pretty funny.

Snort snort....grunt grunt....squeeeeeel like a piigggggy piggy..grunt snortt.

/she was pretty good.

[Beatlesinthebog]

Rebecca Goodwin wrote:

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http://s71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/gunsan...
Here you go dude! The real Harley. Her pic and my son's genius!
LMAO

hahahahaha...look...look!says the funny little man.

[Un-Tye-Me]

that 'snot' really true is it ?

[Rebecca Goodwin]

Beatlesinthebog wrote:

<quoted text>hahahahaha...look...lo ok!says the funny little man.

This is the whole reason she can't let it go. I didn't do it, but my son didn't like her bad mouthing his mom, so.....
What can I say, he a 23 year old guy and computer smart. He has that guy sense of humor.(Shhh, he also made a pitbull)

XD

[blong]

yernogood wrote:

The rest of the story went on to say after all the contestants were finished Bacon let out one last snort and sooooey, and low and behold from the distance appeared harley-honey. The two mounted and bucked off into the afternoon mist.

Judges and spectators alike were so alarmed by the sudden appearance of THIS 'feral hog', that they quickly left the scene.

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yernogood wrote:

<quoted text>Villagers pulled in their shutters tight as the now fused together swine galloped through town. Women old and young alike surrendered their meat and vegetables from the market to grab the less innocent and cover their virgin eyes, while the men loaded their muskets and took careful aim at the beast, hence were unable to fire, as in a flash the creature was gone. In the village sanatorium a young blind boy sits in the fetal position knees pulled close to his chest, he rocks uncontrollably and pronounces “The Harley Hog, The Harley Hog”!

Ahh..yes, The 'rock and clutch position'. Standard behavior for disturbed creatures of all kinds-particularly among primates at the zoos that H.H. has visited.

[Zaphod 42]

yernogood wrote:

The rest of the story went on to say after all the contestants were finished Bacon let out one last snort and sooooey, and low and behold from the distance appeared harley-honey. The two mounted and bucked off into the afternoon mist.

I saw the title of the story and there are as yet to be discovered tribes in the remotest areas of South America that knew an HH comment would be first.

[Zaphod 42]

Zaphod 42 wrote:

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I saw the title of the story and there are as yet to be discovered tribes in the remotest areas of South America that knew an HH comment would be first.

And, it was very well written. Tee Hee Hee.

[yernogood-]

Villagers pulled in their shutters tight as the now fused together swine galloped through town. Women old and young alike surrendered their meat and vegetables from the market to grab the less innocent and cover their virgin eyes, while the men loaded their muskets and took careful aim at the beast, hence were unable to fire, as in a flash the creature was gone. In the village sanatorium a young blind boy sits in the fetal position knees pulled close to his chest, he rocks uncontrollably and pronounces “The Harley Hog, The Harley Hog”!