Ohio police officers get drunk _ on purpose

Feb 26, 2010 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Kansas City Star

Law enforcement officers in southwest Ohio were chugging down alcoholic drinks this week as part of a training exercise on how to give field sobriety tests.

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#22 Feb 27, 2010
Purple Gurl wrote:
How do you spot drunk officers?
1. They wreck their cruisers into each other.
2. They taze each other.
3. They spray themselves with pepper spray.
4. They attempt to arrest a dog or a tree.
5. There is a puddle with what looks like regurgitated donuts.
6. There is vomit on their uniforms.
7. They have invented some new way of reading Miranda rights. "You have the right to remain attorney, anything you use against you may be silent..."
8. They demand that someone else give them a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test.
9. They call for backup on a tree which is trespassing and resisting arrest.
10. They wreck into the police station.
Drunk officers are in the strip clubs making sure the girls don't do any drinking.

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#23 Feb 27, 2010
One drunk cop said to the other drunk cop, got any cupffs to go with that?

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#24 Feb 27, 2010
I'm so drunk I can recite my ABC's backwards, halfway through the middle, in reverse and from the start all at once, said the drunk cop to the ahhhhh, nevermind this one.

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#25 Feb 27, 2010
The drunk cop said to the civilian officer, I'm not drunk, i've only had thwo, I can't touch my nose but I can assume the pissition and waltz the line. (These are getting worse and worse)
Lexx

San Diego, CA

#26 Feb 27, 2010
A thirsty general public could help out .

Help wanted - training exercise on how to give field sobriety tests.
this weekend.

must be over 21.
must drink alcohol to excess.
Please apply with PD.
Free alcohol of your choice.
Free ride home after training sessions.
Experience with field sobriety tests a plus.

Where do I apply!

Since: Aug 09

Walnutport, PA

#27 Feb 27, 2010
Given the number of calories in donuts these days it is possible that this drinking exercise amounted to going on a temporary diet....
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#28 Feb 28, 2010
Interesting headline... Would've been more interesting had it been ; "...by accident!"
Same Old

Pulaski, TN

#29 Feb 28, 2010
You get what you pay for, lol.

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#30 Feb 28, 2010
Why not just wear a camera while testing a real drunk,and study the film?Maybe the officers wanted to go on a binge?
beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#31 Feb 28, 2010
Purple Gurl wrote:
How do you spot drunk officers?
1. They wreck their cruisers into each other.
2. They taze each other.
3. They spray themselves with pepper spray.
4. They attempt to arrest a dog or a tree.
5. There is a puddle with what looks like regurgitated donuts.
6. There is vomit on their uniforms.
7. They have invented some new way of reading Miranda rights. "You have the right to remain attorney, anything you use against you may be silent..."
8. They demand that someone else give them a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test.
9. They call for backup on a tree which is trespassing and resisting arrest.
10. They wreck into the police station.
Isn't that just normal,everyday stuff?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#32 Feb 28, 2010
The Monkey wrote:
Interesting headline... Would've been more interesting had it been ; "...by accident!"
Some officers did manage to get high by accident before. They were told to destroy some confiscated drugs. So they threw them in a 55-gallon drum and set them on fire. They came back from that acting strangely, and were taken to the hospital as a precaution.
The Monkey

Hampton, VA

#33 Mar 1, 2010
Purple Gurl wrote:
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Some officers did manage to get high by accident before. They were told to destroy some confiscated drugs. So they threw them in a 55-gallon drum and set them on fire. They came back from that acting strangely, and were taken to the hospital as a precaution.
...interesting.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

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#34 Mar 1, 2010
The Monkey wrote:
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...interesting.
Talk about a bong! A 55-gallon drum. And I cannot help but wonder if the officers deliberately took a few whiffs. And it would be funny to see them afterward in the break room eating everything they could find.

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