Ohio police officers get drunk _ on purpose

Feb 26, 2010 Full story: Kansas City Star 33

Law enforcement officers in southwest Ohio were chugging down alcoholic drinks this week as part of a training exercise on how to give field sobriety tests.

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“Karmas!”

Since: Feb 10

KarmaVille

#1 Feb 26, 2010
At Taxpayers expense no less! Give me your badges and guns,you have to walk the line home tho!LoL.....Enjoy!

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#2 Feb 27, 2010
KarmaHalo wrote:
At Taxpayers expense no less! Give me your badges and guns,you have to walk the line home tho!LoL.....Enjoy!
Why do you worry about taxpayers, did your son worry about taxpayers when he tried to rob them? Do I need to post the story? How funny someone like you would worry about this!

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#3 Feb 27, 2010
noodles

Owasso, OK

#4 Feb 27, 2010
Now why would you have such a negative opinion toward law enforcement trying to be trained to do their jobs better???

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#5 Feb 27, 2010
Can you say "hypocrite"? ROTFLMAO!
noodles

Owasso, OK

#6 Feb 27, 2010
What a dork_ wrote:
Can you say "hypocrite"? ROTFLMAO!
I don't think Karma hands out halos to people who get shot because they were robbing others or died in a drug deal gone wrong like this guy did!!! Sad that he was involved with people like that but that is what drugs can do to people.
First Class Jerk

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Feb 27, 2010
what's the big deal? they do it when they are off duty, and when they get pulled over by the on duty cops, they get an escort home...

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#9 Feb 27, 2010
"I am not officer, I am a drunk."

"I am not arrest, you are under drunk!"

"Get drunk tazed before I down you."

“Karmas!”

Since: Feb 10

KarmaVille

#10 Feb 27, 2010
What a dork_ wrote:
Can you say "hypocrite"? ROTFLMAO!
NO!But you practice it daily,since you think that of yourself!Get up off the floor and quit wallowing in hogshit.....eer.....whaleshit! Better yet stay where you belong,nasty! LOL......ENJOY!

“Karmas!”

Since: Feb 10

KarmaVille

#11 Feb 27, 2010
noodles wrote:
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I don't think Karma hands out halos to people who get shot because they were robbing others or died in a drug deal gone wrong like this guy did!!! Sad that he was involved with people like that but that is what drugs can do to people.
FYI,My son was the VICTIM of a robbery when he was shot and paralyzed.....My son who was MURDERED did NOT have any drugs in his system......Like you care,snake!Karma's coming around,your bitten!
Parden pard

Bethlehem, PA

#12 Feb 27, 2010
UMMmmm,,?
NA ZDOROVLYA,,!!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#13 Feb 27, 2010
The new police motto:

"Drive drunk and swerve."

Instead of:

"Protect and serve."

“SEMPER FI”

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#14 Feb 27, 2010
Know your enemy!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#15 Feb 27, 2010
Beersteiner wrote:
Know your enemy!
So what will they do next time? Suit up as terrorists so they can learn how terrorists work? "Okay, who volunteers to be the suicide bomber?"

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#16 Feb 27, 2010
Why aren't these called 'field inebriation tests?'

After all, the objective not to figure out how sober you are. Right?

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#17 Feb 27, 2010
How do you spot drunk officers?

1. They wreck their cruisers into each other.

2. They taze each other.

3. They spray themselves with pepper spray.

4. They attempt to arrest a dog or a tree.

5. There is a puddle with what looks like regurgitated donuts.

6. There is vomit on their uniforms.

7. They have invented some new way of reading Miranda rights. "You have the right to remain attorney, anything you use against you may be silent..."

8. They demand that someone else give them a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test.

9. They call for backup on a tree which is trespassing and resisting arrest.

10. They wreck into the police station.

“SEMPER FI”

Since: Feb 10

Location hidden

#18 Feb 27, 2010
Purple Gurl wrote:
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So what will they do next time? Suit up as terrorists so they can learn how terrorists work? "Okay, who volunteers to be the suicide bomber?"
I take it common sense is not your strong suit!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#19 Feb 27, 2010
Beersteiner wrote:
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I take it common sense is not your strong suit!
It is actually my strongest one. I just choose not to use it here on Offbeat. I come here to relax and have fun. Have a wonderful day.

“Commentaries”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#20 Feb 27, 2010
Uh Clem wrote:
Why aren't these called 'field inebriation tests?'
After all, the objective not to figure out how sober you are. Right?
They had to make sure that their breathalizers were still working for when they clocked back in.

“Commentaries”

Since: Apr 08

Location hidden

#21 Feb 27, 2010
Uh Clem wrote:
Why aren't these called 'field inebriation tests?'
After all, the objective not to figure out how sober you are. Right?
Geeeeezus Bageeeshus I wonder who they were gett'n drunk with? Oh, duh, their boss. Cops. They're so hooked, I mean crooked.

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