2 El Paso men arrested in Michigan with 2,000 pounds of marijua...

Two El Paso men were arrested Sunday in Monroe County, Mich. for allegedly having 2,000 pounds of marijuana hidden in their semi truck.

[Fernando Rodriguez]

Aye, they lost a load aya? I wonder what is to become of them ese? But, 2,000 thousand pounds ain't no joke bro! That is TWO THOUSAND POUNDS. I guess the number seems better when a check is written out to you for that amount: Pay to the Order of Garganchuan, the sum of Two Thousand Dollars and no cents. Ya that is better.

I hope that wasn't some Mesilla Valley Madness they confiscated. That stuff is the bomb yo! Nice little purple stripe in the middle. If it is aye, those people in Meeeechigan are freaking out with the bud? "Check-out this cannibus, it is a different hybrid, unlike the kind we normally see around here?"

[Border Native- American]

These guys are just doing the jobs Americans won't do.

[Fernando Rodriguez]

High-Grade pot? I need to check the potency in order to determine if it is real high grade. Cops don't know the term high grade? They will call home grown high grade?

I would love to be the tester for determining high grade. The cops would have to have a little smoke pit down in there basements where I can fire it up! They will yell, "Hey, is high grade?" then I would yell, "......(taking a hit sounds).......(another hit).........quick hit).......(small hit).........smaller hit).........exhale sound)......... Ya I'm down here testing the cronic! CROnIC!(talk to myself) this isn't that bad, but I've had better,(then yells up to the cops).........It's medium-grade quality.......!

[Loveland Pass]

Atta Boy Fernando....

[Border Native- American]

Marijuana sure excites that boy..

[Fernando Rodriguez]

AAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh fresca llesca! I like it when you get it and inside the bag the bud is still nice and moist. FREEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHHH! Opening it up like a can of Whiska's for a Cat! Then to dry it out a little and take careful consideration for each and every leaf is part of romance aye! Ahhh, makes my mouth water, and I'm at work aye, I think 4:20 is rolling around the corner!