I always thought you guys should stitch together some Molokaii slap-jacks. You could use the hides from the slaughterhouse operation,(if that hasn't closed down too,) and practice a little leather crafting. Sell them down there across from the library on Saturday mornings, or is Sunday?
Anyways, fill them up with beach sand and put a stiff spring inside too. Use some of your uncle's leather tools to stamp something fitting for a souvenir item such as "Molokaii." On the other side stamp "No Howlies!"
Not sure how to spell that, not too interested to know either.