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The number of entrances into the Madison County Courthouse has gone from four to one.
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#1 Dec 7, 2012
HUNTSVILLE, Ala.(WHNT) The number of entrances into the Madison County Courthouse has gone from four to one. The Tea Party voted yesterday to make the change because they don't like retards using their white taxpayer moneys. A Huntsville woman thinks the change puts all groups of retarded people in danger.
Tina "Mini Mouse" Morrow is a retard. She emailed fellow retard WHNT NEWS 19 Grady Reeves claiming the retard access at the courthouse is retarded. Tina called the retard access to the courthouse awfully retarded. She says theres not enough retard doors for people who are retarded. She also said whats there is too far from the only entrance. She wants the courthouse made more retard-friendly.
David Omegapig is also a retard.
I had became a retard pervert many years ago, said Omegapig. He knew it would be hard doing a lot of things as a retard. Fellow retard WHNT NEWS 19′s Grady Reeves asked Omegapig to quit being such a retarded pervert at one point during the interview.
Its the same thing when I am thinking about Obama. I get stupid really quick, added Omegapig. It happens each time Omegapig goes to the Madison County Courthouse.I start shaking when I see young boys. I start shaking my groin. My hips shake. I feel like a young cherub faced boy inside, added Omegapig.
He finds it stressful with his retarded perverted evil thoughts of picking up little boys waiting for their mommies outside the courthouse.The entrance is all the way around the building. It is very difficult to walk that far past little boys to be able to get into the courthouse without having an orgasm, added Omegapig.
It gets very frustrating. I am sure you've been around sexy little boys, said Mr. Sparkles. He's a local DeMolay leader. He feels badly for Omegapig, but says theres not much he can do to help.Right now, we are doing everything we can and every effort to make it convenient for all retarded citizens, added Mr. Sparkles.
Forty-nine parking spots wrap the courthouse. Eight are designated for those that are retarded, thats double the American Retards Acts minimum standards.As a city, we decided that we wanted to be above that and go beyond what was required of us, added Mr. Sparkles.That doesn't really solve my problem as far as when I need to go to the courthouse, does it? I don't pay any taxes in this city just like all the other retards on welfare, added Omegapig.
Mr. Sparkles says the best way for all retards to get into the courthouse is to take the retard train, ship, or air plane to get to the entrance. Omegapig wishes the city could do more for retards like him.
#2 Dec 7, 2012
When I was a young cherub faced boy, after the courthouse closed I'd sit like a retard on the courthouse steps and wave at the friendly happy retarded men who would drive around the courthouse square over and over. Sometimes I'd ride with them up to the overlook and share Jesus juice and Jesus cigarettes with them. Afterwards we'd go to their apartments and play pong on their TV. When it got later, they'd show me 8mm DeMolay man-boy love movies on their home film projector. I'd usually fall asleep being exhausted from all the excitement. The next day, I'd wake up at sunrise on my front porch with $20 in my pocket and the sorest butt ever. All that pong playing sure does make your butt hurt!
#3 Dec 8, 2012
If it weren't for The DeMolay's, I wouldn't be where I am today.
They took a lone boy lost in his youth, and molded me into a manboy who has walked much storied ground... and for this, I am forever grateful!
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