Partygoers Take Dead Gator Off-Roading

Partygoers Take Dead Gator Off-Roading

There are 23 comments on the MyFoxPhilly story from Jul 7, 2011, titled Partygoers Take Dead Gator Off-Roading. In it, MyFoxPhilly reports that:

Authorities say three intoxicated men stole a 14-foot flattened and preserved alligator, strapped it to a pickup truck and took it off-roading. The Livingston County Daily Press & Argus reports that 55-year-old Douglas Ward of Linden, 60-year-old Roy Griffith of Linden and 53-year-old John Sanborn of Harrison are charged with breaking and entering.

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Since: Apr 08

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#1 Jul 7, 2011
Y'all hold my beer and watch THIS!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#2 Jul 7, 2011
Crocked alligator thieves. What's next?

Since: Aug 09

Silver Spring, MD

#3 Jul 7, 2011
Authorities knew the perps were intoxicated because of the perps' unsteady gator.

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#4 Jul 8, 2011
over dose of gator-ade
Johnny B Good

Nashville, TN

#5 Jul 8, 2011
Anything that starts with "Watch this" or "Bet yer can't do that!" ain't gonna turn out too pretty!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#6 Jul 8, 2011
Dude! My suitcase has TEETH!!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#7 Jul 8, 2011
60,55,and 53 them crazy kids...

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Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#8 Jul 8, 2011
Uh Clem wrote:
Dude! My suitcase has TEETH!!
it is our anti-thief line

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#9 Jul 8, 2011
GMGMIKE wrote:
60,55,and 53 them crazy kids...
reminds you of a few CPOs on the seven seas

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#10 Jul 8, 2011
tallyho wrote:
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reminds you of a few CPOs on the seven seas
more then a few good morning tally...

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#11 Jul 8, 2011
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>more then a few good morning tally...
morning sea hound

“Grab all the good”

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#12 Jul 8, 2011
tallyho wrote:
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morning sea hound
The way you tell a CPO is the ingrown belt buckle ;)
Harley Homey

Huntington, NY

#13 Jul 8, 2011
Dangit!!! That gator has better skin than I do!!!

Since: Jul 11

Tuscumbia, AL

#14 Jul 8, 2011
Wow....that's a helluva story to tell their grandkids. Well, what had happened was....

Since: Jul 07

Duncan, Canada

#15 Jul 9, 2011
Great for the cat to scratch on.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#16 Jul 9, 2011
Wally Gator is a swinging alligator in the swamp.

He's the greatest perculator when he really starts to romp.

There has never been a greater operator in the swamp.

See ya later, Wally Gator.

“1943-2013”

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#17 Jul 9, 2011
Its just Yankees Havin fun.

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Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#18 Jul 9, 2011
The alligator is my friend
He can be your friend too
I'd rather have him as my friend,
then wear him as a shoe

Since: Apr 08

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#19 Jul 9, 2011
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#20 Jul 9, 2011
skipper wrote:
Its just Yankees Havin fun.
whatta ya got against fun...reb...

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