New water park feature coming to Carmel

Dan McFeely is a veteran central Indiana reporter who has been writing about life in Indiana since 1986.

[SIR ISAAC NEWTON]

Dan McFeely MUST REALIZE that water flows UPHILL,
and this has been PROVEN by Professor RON
Carter of the Carmel Indiana CITY-COUNCIL.

This is the famous CROOKED STICK Country Club
UP-HILL Flowing WATER case,

In Carmel , water ALWAYS FLOWS UPWARD, and Gravity
and Newtonian physics no longer apply.

Dan McFeely MUST listen to Herr Doktor
Ron Carter.
Remember the SECOND Pepperoni from the
Grassy Knoll?? Docktor Carter proved it.

Watch out for UP-HILL water flooding
near the Crooked Stick Golf Course.

[SIR ISAAC NEWTON]

Hard to believe that Dan McFeely has been
writing about Central Indiana for nearly
28-plus years. Just NOT Believeable.

The next thing we will have is McFeely bailing
out of the exploding Space Shuttle
"CHALENGER", without a parachute, and
then surfing to the lost continent of ATLANTIS!

Hope McFeely can find out why water FLOWs-UPWARD
at Crooked Stick Gold Course in western
Carmel. Ask Professor Ron Carter.

Live Long and Prosper, as they on Planet
Vulcan.