a SPIRITUAL recovery!!!
Posted in the Doddridge County Forum
#1 Sep 7, 2012
Let me tell you STUD!!!
Earlier this year when Quiet Observer tipped off the CYBER POLICE and BACKTRACED me to my secret lair in section 8 housing, I thought that my life had hit rock bottom. The FBI swat team busted in and dragged this STUD off to justice. It seemed like my words of wisdom would be silenced forever....
What was I thinking? PERFECT!!! Now I gets to be warehoused with an unlimited supply of beefy boy butt and rancid man meat behind bars. Could life get any better? Well, STUD, there was a catch. I had to go to therapy.
We sat in a circle to talk about our ISSUES. STUD, it was a grueling journey of SELF DISCOVERY!!! For me, it was enlightening to learn that my trolling was not a pastime, but an ADDICTION!!!
That's right STUD, for some it's alcohol, others gambling, but for me it was getting my jollies off at a keyboard while the innocent citizens of Doddridge County felt compelled to read my perversions. But it was an empty existence- I needed a SPIRITUAL AWAKENING!!!!
The therapist told me that first I had to admit that my trolling was an unmanageable problem and that a higher power could deliver me. Well STUD, you know the rest! BECAUSE I AM A HIGHER POWER- I AM EVERYTHING!!!! The rest was a cakewalk- a SPIRITUAL path to RECOVERY!!!
So STUDS, I'm back to impart my Words of Wisdom once more and share my HARD life experiences. You all will be better off because of it.
WORDS of WISDOM, STUD!!!
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