"Bikini Bandit" Suspect Charged

Morgan Haley, 24, has been arrested in Desoto County, Mississippi for carjacking, and immediately following the carjacking, then going to an RV dealership in an attempt to rob it. All the while she was wearing, you guessed it, a bikini.

[Xanth Riaheart]

If she was nude and extremely hot she probably would have gotten away with more

[Hannibal Barca]

Xanth Riaheart wrote:

If she was nude and extremely hot she probably would have gotten away with more

I doubt it. I mean I like seeing attractive woman in a bikini just as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to let her get away with robbery because she's "hot".

[Not A Virgin]

Think she'll be offered a role on "My Name Is Earl"??

[Across A Crowded Room]

From the article:

"The police say that Haley appears to have been under the influence (no!) during the crime." LMAO

And:

"Unfortunately, the police do not seem to have a mug shot of her in the bikini for us, just the mugshot above." That would solve the 'hot or not' question. Can't do a Wolf Blitzer 'go to the videotape' for that.

Ratz!

[Shoe]

Sounds like she was so hot that it fried her brain.

[Krypteia]

Don't think i would want to see her in a bikini,it's abit rough got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

[girlbinbad]

She obviously wasn't high enough or she'd have "pulled it off!!!"

[Jason Lee]

Xanth Riaheart wrote:

If she was nude and extremely hot she probably would have gotten away with more

Wouldn't it be embarassing to be a witness at her trial?

"No sir, I don't remember what the bandit's face looked like or what color her hair or eyes were. However I do distinctly remember the shape and color of her nipples..."

[Fresh from the Grave]

If she was wearing a bag over her ugly face but had a sexy body, no one would have gotten upset. I wouldn't mind being 'jacked by a Hot Babe ! But that chick ain't hot.

[Krypteia]

Fresh from the Grave wrote:

If she was wearing a bag over her ugly face but had a sexy body, no one would have gotten upset. I wouldn't mind being 'jacked by a Hot Babe ! But that chick ain't hot.

lol.. She abuses the priviledge of being ugly,I bet her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck as a child so the dog would play with her.

[In the No]

Haley , donning a white bikini was easily spotted and recognized by police after sitting on a sun splashed park bench that had a melted snickers on it,. The ensuing dark brown stain in the center of her rear end made her distinguishable from the estimated 700-900 other white bikini wearing women that were also strolling the city that afternoon. Police search teams , equipped with specially trained K-9 stain spotting dogs , located her outside the public lavatories near the park , and matched the description given in the second incident.

[tallyho]

DeSoto county is funny enough

[Gomer]

This is the breast news i've heard today!

[writewingproxyco ntin]

Hannibal Barca wrote:

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...but I'm not going to let her get away with robbery because she's "hot".

This leads quite naturally to the reason divorce is so expensive.(Because it's worth it.)

[rebecca]

You do not here about car jacker these days and I know women really don't do stuff like this I know they don't . But they think if men can do it women can too .