"Bikini Bandit" Suspect Charged

"Bikini Bandit" Suspect Charged

There are 15 comments on the snafu-ed.blogspot.com story from Jul 27, 2009, titled "Bikini Bandit" Suspect Charged. In it, snafu-ed.blogspot.com reports that:

Morgan Haley, 24, has been arrested in Desoto County, Mississippi for carjacking, and immediately following the carjacking, then going to an RV dealership in an attempt to rob it. All the while she was wearing, you guessed it, a bikini.

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Xanth Riaheart

United States

#1 Jul 27, 2009
If she was nude and extremely hot she probably would have gotten away with more

Since: Mar 09

Overland Park, KS

#2 Jul 27, 2009
Xanth Riaheart wrote:
If she was nude and extremely hot she probably would have gotten away with more
I doubt it. I mean I like seeing attractive woman in a bikini just as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to let her get away with robbery because she's "hot".

“Memento Mori”

Since: Jul 09

Wiesbaden

#3 Jul 27, 2009
Think she'll be offered a role on "My Name Is Earl"??

“aka Slow Hand Luke”

Since: Sep 08

/The Deer Whisperer

#4 Jul 27, 2009
From the article:

"The police say that Haley appears to have been under the influence (no!) during the crime." LMAO

And:

"Unfortunately, the police do not seem to have a mug shot of her in the bikini for us, just the mugshot above." That would solve the 'hot or not' question. Can't do a Wolf Blitzer 'go to the videotape' for that.

Ratz!

“If The Shoe Fits”

Since: Feb 08

Medina, Ohio

#5 Jul 27, 2009
Sounds like she was so hot that it fried her brain.
Krypteia

Beckenham, UK

#6 Jul 27, 2009
Don't think i would want to see her in a bikini,it's abit rough got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

“Always Nagging! ”

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#7 Jul 27, 2009
She obviously wasn't high enough or she'd have "pulled it off!!!"
Jason Lee

United States

#8 Jul 27, 2009
Xanth Riaheart wrote:
If she was nude and extremely hot she probably would have gotten away with more
Wouldn't it be embarassing to be a witness at her trial?

"No sir, I don't remember what the bandit's face looked like or what color her hair or eyes were. However I do distinctly remember the shape and color of her nipples..."
Fresh from the Grave

United States

#9 Jul 27, 2009
If she was wearing a bag over her ugly face but had a sexy body, no one would have gotten upset. I wouldn't mind being 'jacked by a Hot Babe ! But that chick ain't hot.
Krypteia

Beckenham, UK

#10 Jul 27, 2009
Fresh from the Grave wrote:
If she was wearing a bag over her ugly face but had a sexy body, no one would have gotten upset. I wouldn't mind being 'jacked by a Hot Babe ! But that chick ain't hot.
lol.. She abuses the priviledge of being ugly,I bet her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck as a child so the dog would play with her.
In the No

Fremont, CA

#11 Jul 27, 2009
Haley , donning a white bikini was easily spotted and recognized by police after sitting on a sun splashed park bench that had a melted snickers on it,. The ensuing dark brown stain in the center of her rear end made her distinguishable from the estimated 700-900 other white bikini wearing women that were also strolling the city that afternoon. Police search teams , equipped with specially trained K-9 stain spotting dogs , located her outside the public lavatories near the park , and matched the description given in the second incident.

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#12 Jul 27, 2009
DeSoto county is funny enough

“youbeateverythin g youknowthat ”

Since: Apr 07

Buffalo, NY

#13 Jul 27, 2009
This is the breast news i've heard today!

“The Buybull is innerrrent.”

Since: Jun 08

Pennsburg, PA

#14 Jul 27, 2009
Hannibal Barca wrote:
<quoted text>
...but I'm not going to let her get away with robbery because she's "hot".
This leads quite naturally to the reason divorce is so expensive.(Because it's worth it.)
rebecca

United States

#15 Jul 28, 2009
You do not here about car jacker these days and I know women really don't do stuff like this I know they don't . But they think if men can do it women can too .

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