Iowa shoplifter who soiled clothes fa...

Iowa shoplifter who soiled clothes fails to wipe record clean

There are 22 comments on the TwinCities.com story from Dec 15, 2010, titled Iowa shoplifter who soiled clothes fails to wipe record clean. In it, TwinCities.com reports that:

The Keokuk man who defecated inside a department store as well as on the clothes he shoplifted, was sentenced on two of his cases Monday.

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Ya know

Saint Paul, MN

#1 Dec 15, 2010
He should have shoplifted some toilet paper and a new pair of shorts.
oh my

Minneapolis, MN

#2 Dec 15, 2010
5 years for pot use, huh? Tell me again, why is America BROKE??
MN girl

Zimmerman, MN

#3 Dec 15, 2010
Only in Iowa!
Wade Gustafson

Saint Paul, MN

#4 Dec 15, 2010
Two guys were out bar-hopping and drinking quite heavily. One of them even vomited on himself. He was lamenting about his wife's reaction to his appearance. His drinking buddy had a solution. He said, "Put a $20 bill in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that I puked on you and gave you the money to clean your clothes".

When the drunk go home, his wife was berating him for being a sloppy drunk and puking on himself. He replied, "That wasn't from me, my buddy puked on me and gave me $20 to clean my clothes. Look in my front shirt pocket".

His wife looks and says "There's $40 here". He said, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too".
Sid Gershcow

East Leroy, MI

#5 Dec 15, 2010
No photo??

“groovygirlinmn@g mail.com”

Since: Feb 10

Duluth, MN

#6 Dec 15, 2010
That is FUBAR
Mark Winshel

Orinda, CA

#7 Dec 15, 2010
I thought that somewhere or other in the US Constitution there was a section that clearly stated no one was allowed to act that crazy unless they were in California, and in fact preferably also a resident of San Francisco.

Since: Mar 10

Minneapolis, MN

#8 Dec 15, 2010
I would think that defecating on some of the clothes from J.C.Pennys might make them more presentable.
ahab

Moline, IL

#9 Dec 16, 2010
And this guy has a girlfriend? What woman is that desperate? This guy is the poster boy for an incredible waste of human cells.'Nuf said.
yeah sure

Burnsville, MN

#10 Dec 16, 2010
Mom and dad must be so proud. What a worthless putz.
Vikings Fan

Rochester, MN

#11 Dec 16, 2010
Another group of J.C. Penny employees said they noticed the man did not show any reaction when he "lost control" of his bowels in the store. So he knew he was caught, and figured "hey", if I crap myself they won't take my stolen clothes away. Well, if you were an employee of J.C. Penny would you? Brilliant I say! Brilliant!
Pat Down

Minneapolis, MN

#12 Dec 16, 2010
What I'm wondering is how the police knew that the guy's shorts were filled with his own feces. Why did they look down his shorts? Couldn't it have been someone else's feces? Did they do a DNA test? Seems like the cops jumped to conclusions.
Santa

Saint Paul, MN

#13 Dec 16, 2010
Pat Down wrote:
What I'm wondering is how the police knew that the guy's shorts were filled with his own feces. Why did they look down his shorts? Couldn't it have been someone else's feces? Did they do a DNA test? Seems like the cops jumped to conclusions.
Ohh man! Ya busted me. It was my feces. I slipped it down the back of his shorts when he was sitting on my lap telling me he wanted Chinese food for X-mas.
shooter

Saint Paul, MN

#14 Dec 17, 2010
You ain't been drunk until you've crapped your pants!
wow

Saint Paul, MN

#15 Dec 17, 2010
important stories we get one paragraph, crappy story like this we get a full page!
Whatever

Las Vegas, NV

#16 Dec 17, 2010
All Obama lovers are full of $h*t, and this guy proves it.
MN Citizen

Saint Paul, MN

#17 Dec 18, 2010
Whatever wrote:
All Obama lovers are full of $h*t, and this guy proves it.
And you and your kind call these sad indviduals losers? If the shoe fits.
Frogtowner

AOL

#18 Dec 18, 2010
The price tags at JC Penney are enough to facilitate this reaction in even a sober person.

“Here I come to save the Day!”

Since: Jan 09

Gothem city

#19 Dec 18, 2010
I've heard of "snot hanging" drunk but that beats all.
Todd Shelly

United States

#20 Dec 19, 2010
wow wrote:
important stories we get one paragraph, crappy story like this we get a full page!
We got the guy's whole life story!

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