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#407 Dec 16, 2010
BRISTOL PALINS'S TIPS FOR TEEN MOMS:
* Plan ahead! You don't want your expectancy date to coincide with prom or homecoming.
* Drink lots of water. This will flush the alcohol and drugs right out of your system before it reaches your baby.
* Be prepared! Make sure you purchase the latest styles of cool, fashionable Nike athletic shoes for your baby ahead of time.
* Make sure all your teachers know you are pregnant, so they will have reduced expectations for you, allowing you to skate through junior high.
* Take care of little details early. Make sure you get your driver's license in case you have to take yourself to the hospital when you go into labor.
* If someone expresses disapproval that you are having a baby at such an early age, get "in their face" with lots of sassy "attitude." A key phrase to remember: "Nobody's gonna tell me how to raise my baby. Call them all HATERS !"
* Remember to eat often (every three to four hours) when you're pregnant - even if you'd rather spend your money on CDs and clothes rather than candy bars and chips.
* Smoking while pregnant can result in lower birth weight for your newborn, making it smaller and easier to pass through the birth canal. Best of all, I can be tobacco, pot, or crack.(Wasilla is the crack capitol of AK.) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/wasi...
#408 Dec 16, 2010
Stop wasting your time ranting about Bristol Palin.You should be watching me on youtube :3
#409 Dec 17, 2010
Is it Pedobear mauling a Palin ? I'd watch that !
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