You don't sound hilarious to me.What is hilarious is the fact that you took the moniker that is synonymous with "traitor". Lemme guess, you're also a sovereign citizen and no one tells you what to do!
TORY has many meanings. Dipshit has one, dipshit. LOL !In Britain after 1832 the Tory Party was replaced by the Conservative Party, and "Tory" has become shorthand for a member of the Conservative Party or for the party in general. Many Conservatives still call themselves "Tory" to differentiate themselves from opponents, and the term is common in the media.
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog..." [hilarious]